Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

[repentance]

There is definitely a spin by the media to try to obfuscate the results as much as possible to make it look like Biden is the rightful winner.

The media did say they had a plan to stop Trump claiming early victory. I guess this is it.

 

[jje100010001]

I'm in before all the articles complaining, falsely, that Trump prematurely declared victory.

Already ahead of you:

 

[Maskull]

So who'd you vote for then?

Perot.

 

[ditto]

Amy Comey Barret better not recuse herself again.

 

[GenericReviewerDraco]

Voting is gay.

I sadly agree with this, but that's probably because I hate politics as a whole.

 

[Without A Gout]

Oh. I guess ballots will disappear or get replaced while they are asleep.

People helping out in elections put up all nighters in other countries but I guess this is American exceptionalism at play here!

They're just trying to milk overtime pay. Instead of one massive shift, they can split it and call it a full eight hour day.

It's genius.

 

[MrJokerRager]

Trump just did a press conference and is basically going nuclear. We going to the Scotus. But seriously though as Brandon Tatum said, it's coincidence that every other state has counted everything except the problem states.

 

[Dom Cruise]

On the upside, we're obviously nearing the end of the 90's revival and moving into 2000 and beyond.

I can’t wait for 2000s nostalgia to become full on a thing.

Honestly would love for there to be a Trump/Biden Co-president thing going would be a lot of fun to watch

The Odd Couple Goes to the White House.

 

[Free Dick Pills]

Steady, now! Those are strong claims that only Twitter can decide!

I would DEBOOOONK this hard, but my twitter account got suspended for congratulating Kyle Kullinski for the fact that now 600k additional people know what a insufferable faggot he is. Such hateful conduct of mine

 

[Balr0g]

So I woke up had breakfast turned on the Tv and it was a close race. And from one glance I already knew that the predicitions of a surefire Biden Victory were false. But Trump seems to pour gasoline into a fire. Is an Explosion imminent? Or do we have to wait one week?

 

[Grandpa Simpson]

So at what time did the MSM declare Trump the winner in 2016?

 

[Gravemind]

Voting is gay.

That's why you voted, right?

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

This fucking bullshit in Arizona is just that-bullshit. It's been four hours at least since that thing moved.

 

[The High Prophet of Truth]

I can’t wait for 2000s nostalgia to become full on a thing.


The Odd Couple Goes to the White House.

It already is. Did you see that “bro wake up it’s 2006” video? The whole comments section was people saying how miserable they are now and how good life was back then.

 

[RudeRoasts]

lol Shaprio is having a meltdown over that Trump speech.

I don't think he's melting down.
I'm cool with him having a dissenting opinion. I don't want to listen to a Trump shill.

 

[ditto]

Trump just did a press conference and is basically going nuclear. We going to the Scotus. But seriously though as Brandon Tatum said, it's coincidence that every other state has counted everything except the problem states.

Trump won. So now onto plan b: "nobody won.. it's too soon... count the newly discovered ballots dahnold"

 

[Nobunaga]

So I woke up had breakfast turned on the Tv and it was a close race. And from one glance I already knew that the predicitions of a surefire Biden Victory were false. But Trump seems to pour gasoline into a fire. Is an Explosion imminent? Or do we have to wait one week?

At this point this shit could be dragged in court for months

 

[Dom Cruise]

It already is. Did you see that “bro wake up it’s 2006” video? The whole comments section was people saying how miserable they are now and how good life was back then.

Can you link that?

2006 fucking ruled.

 

[Haramburger]

So at what time did the MSM declare Trump the winner in 2016?

From my recollection it was official around 11:20ish PM EST in 2016.

 

[Maskull]

That's why you voted, right?

I regret not wiping my ass with a ballot.