Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

[Superman93's Bitch]

You know what? I disagree, we need this dragged out as long and possible to make sure everything has been counted and investigated so the US can have a satisfying conclusion.

Make everyone suffer so badly this never happens again. Over two centuries and we can't even get something like voting sorted correctly, and america calls itself a democracy.

 

[Matthew216]

I never thought we'd have a repeat of the 2000 election here.

 

[Darwin Watterson]

Best possible time to post this

 

[ThatOneLurker]

The Republican plan is simple imho. Let Biden be a lame duck saddled with a Republican Senate for four years (or until Harris replaces him). Run a charismatic populist better at the game than Trump in 2024. Probably Tucker Carlson. Have Trump do a "Miss me yet?" 2024 tour and endorse the Republican nominee.

Most likely scenario, but I'm convinced we're never going to see Republicans win an election in the US again. At least as they are.

Maybe that's TOO pessimistic, but I think we need to start thinking in post-US Politics terms. Like what the fuck we're going to do now that the last chance (but admittedly not our best choice) has sank and failed.

 

[Lame Entropy]

This election is gay and I would not have sex with it.

 

[Aidan]

Eh, a Biden win would be disappointing, but I don't think the Democrats are going to be able to push through an AWB with the way things are looking, so my major concern is mostly eased.

Regardless of the next big anti-gun push, it'll be extra interesting because of how many more people have guns now. Suddenly when it's something you own that the government wants to fuck with it becomes more tangibly your problem.

Are you seriously going to pretend that idiots don’t post their crimes on social media all the fucking time?

Also, if you’re a democrat high on the MSM bullshit, chances are you think you’re committing a crime, but preventing a fascist dictatorship or some nonsense like that.

No I can believe it happened and I don't think it's some kooky retard trying to frame another retard, though that'd be just as easy to do since it's all so believable...
But it's one of the dumbest things you can do if you're "fighting the good fighting" and kicking Trump out of office.

 

[Ancient Pioneer]

I never thought we'd have a repeat of the 2000 election here.

Weren't paying attention during the other 9 months of 2020? This is just exactly what I was expecting, then somehow a tie so it would go to congress.

 

[Wy4M]

Joe is gonna die, Kamala is the intended president. Also, you forgot the picture of Hunter fucking a pizza.

Thanks for reminding me. Here he is, Enjoy!

Spoiler: The picture I forgot - Hunter fucking a pizza

Bonus:

Maybe Joe isn't the only one who's compromised. Ever thought about that?

 

[Garysmod]

Biden won Michigan.

yeah sure ok

 

[Quixotic Man]

If it matters, Trump is no longer in the White House since I saw his motorcade pass by while I was out buying a Monster Energy.

 

[Bongocat]

In before Biden wins and Trump resigns in the temper tantrum of the millennium.

Trump may have lost, but I do not expect him to go out without a fight shitshow.

 

[usernames can change now!]

Most likely scenario, but I'm convinced we're never going to see Republicans win an election in the US again. At least as they are.

Maybe that's TOO pessimistic, but I think we need to start thinking in post-US Politics terms. Like what the fuck we're going to do now that the last chance (but admittedly not our best choice) has sank and failed.

Trump won Zapata county (95% Hispanic, went 65% for Clinton) by 5 points, and actually contested fucking Miami Dade county with the based Cuban vote. The "demographics are destiny" meme is absolutely dead after this election.

 

[HeyYou]

yeah sure ok

That's just what the sites are reporting lol, I'm saying they called it for Biden.

 

[An Avenging Bird]

This btw is not the first time Milwaukee has done this exact shit while everyone slept on Election Night.
In 2018, then Gov. Scott Walker was leading with 94% of votes counted when suddenly at 1:15 am out of nowhere 47,000 absentee ballots magically appeared from Milwaukee and were 85% for Evers, giving him the win.
It's the same 1960 Chicago tactics that won the Election for Kennedy.

https://www.jsonline.com/story/news/politics/elections/2018/11/07/scott-walker-eyes-damaged-absentee-ballots-recount-decision/1918944002/

https://archive.is/Xrdy4

 

[Fougaro]

It all comes down to Arizona.

Isn't Arizona already Ridin' with Biden (at least according to AP)?

I have no idea what is even going on anymore.

 

[The High Prophet of Truth]

Thanks for reminding me. Here he is, Enjoy!

Spoiler: The picture I forgot - Hunter fucking a pizza

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Bonus:
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Maybe Joe isn't the only one who's compromised. Ever thought about that?


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He should be jailed just for this. He violated the sanctity of pizza.

 

[PTNR 2.0]

Niggas be talking like this isn't 100% getting decided in the courts. We genuinely have no idea who won right now. Claims of fraud are flying, lawsuits are being filed, votes are still being counted in key states, and everyone is gloat and/or doomposting prematurely. This is exactly what we knew would happen.

like calm down lmao

State level supreme courts -- ironically, many full of conservative, GOP-seated judges -- have consistently ruled against GOP attempts to curtail mail in votes, monitor vote counts, etc.

Maybe the SCOTUS will be different, but I don't see it changing anything. The most they could possibly do, if it even does go to them, is set some kind of hard cutoff date for counting mail-in ballots... but it doesn't look like that'll even be needed. Michigan just got called for Biden.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

Archive of Biden's Recent Press Conference

Tinfoil-Hat Moment: Watch for when he scratches his eye... might be a "signal" of some sort.

I'll do Trump's Press Conference when he shows up later.

 

[Unyielding Stupidity]

It's not their fault for cheating. It's your fault for letting yourself get cheated. Maybe if you republicans had rigged the vote yourselves, you could've won.

 

[Gorgar]

If the guy that's going to wear a maid outfit if Biden wins, is he going to wear it indefinitely? It would be hot if he got used to it.