Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

[Particle Bored]

All the "cope more lol" BS is pathetic. You shmucks know the only reason the vote was close enough for any of this to even be in question is because 100% of the establishment has been engaged in "election interference" (by the left's definition) for a solid year (if not 3+). On Saturday I was talking to my dad, who thinks Trump is "an abomination." I mentioned the Biden laptop emails, but of course "those haven't even been verified." I threw out some Biden gibberish like "intershababadasure," he'd never listened to an uncurated Biden speech. Asked if Trump was still colluding with Russia, he just hand waved it away. He thinks the riots are just "a handful of opportunists."

Congratulations, you're aligned with the most misinformed, emotion-driven suckers (love my pops, but it is what it is) this country has seen in a century, as they were led by the nose by a cabal of manipulative unamerican liars into "knowing" nothing beyond "orange man bad."

I know, I know, "cope more lol." Okay guy.

 

[Hitagi Senjougahara]

I usually hate politics but even I find this entertaining.

Who doesn't love a good circus? One of the funniest things to look at are people who become walking, political billboards to support their favorite waifu.

 

[Trump's Chosen]

Wtf is going on in that family????

Progress!

He's a lot more hands-on with people outside of his family:

 

[SirAndrey]

ENHANCE

 

[Basil II]

lmfao maybe the repubs wouldn't have lost the midwest if they didn't shit on Unions.

 

[AnOminous]

Can't see it going up to the US supreme court since the writ of certiorari tends to take forever.

They somehow discover a sense of promptness when they get the chance to decide an election instead of the voters, a la 2000.

 

[introvertedobserver]

Can't see it going up to the US supreme court since the writ of certiorari tends to take forever.

The conservative justices already indicated they'd be willing to hear the PA case after he election. So that one's a safe bet to hear (and Trump joined the suit this morning).

They'll also be prioritizing election issues because of the time constraints (all the courts will) and importance. No reason not to think at least a few of the suits get up there on an expedited schedule.

 

[Zarael]

Trump is still going to win

 

[Sexyphobe]

They become assimilated and thus count as one vote. Do you not pay attention to the lore?

What about in the case of Captain Keyes, where he was subconsciously trying to fight off the Flood overtaking him. If he cast his ballet during that, then it should count as two!

I dunno, I love Halo but I'm more of a Gears of War guy.

 

[HumanHive]

What do you suppose the next big boi currency will be?

Not the Yuan. China is too schizophrenic when it comes to who we’re supposed to be angry about today, and it is simply incapable of generating trust in its financial system. Sure, build factories there, but nobody is clamoring to buy oil with yuans.

 

[Arm Pit Cream]

Spoiler: 4chan spergout

 

[Bongocat]

Who doesn't love a good circus? One of the funniest things to look at are people who become walking, political billboards to support their favorite waifu.

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The Virgin College GF vs the Chad MAGA Mom

 

[PurpleEater]

Well, looks like no matter what the real outcome may be, the media's obviously giving it to Old Joe either way.

It was fun having a genuinely funny, entertaining president while it lasted.

 

[Arm Pit Cream]

All the "cope more lol" BS is pathetic. You shmucks know the only reason any of this is even in question is because 100% of the establishment has been engaged in "election interference" (by the left's definition) for a solid year (if not 3+). On Saturday I was talking to my dad, who thinks Trump is "an abomination." I mentioned the Biden laptop emails, but of course "those haven't even been verified." I threw out some Biden gibberish like "intershababadasure," he'd never listened to an uncurated Biden speech. Asked if Trump was still colluding with Russia, he just hand waved it away. He thinks the riots are just "a handful of opportunists."

Congratulations, you're aligned with the most misinformed, emotion-driven suckers (love my pops, but it is what it is) this country has seen in a century, as they were led by the nose by a cabal of manipulative unamerican liars into "knowing" nothing beyond "orange man bad."

I know, I know, "cope more lol." Okay guy.

>insulting your family based on political differences for internet points to btfo the libs
Truly a class act

 

[Corrupted By The Internet]

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ENHANCE

Relax Goyim, it was just instructions he was tossing around.

 

[Trump's Chosen]

Spoiler: 4chan spergout

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>screencapping shillposts

 

[haurchefant]

>insulting your family based on political differences for internet points to btfo the libs
Truly a class act

I thought I had seen it all but simping for a random guy's fictional family, for some reason, has shocked the fuck out of me, lol

 

[derpherp2]

These are all good points.

Sad that none of this would have happened if humans were just more disciplined. But as the Olds used to say, "whom the gods destroy they first make mad."

Though there is one glaring flaw in his assumptions: The part where he thinks people voted for DRUMPF because he was pure and oh so incorruptible.
Because apparently businessmen aren't corrupt faggots?

The point of the "symbol" that is trump isn't just to signify defiance against the retards in the MSM and Silicon Valley, it's also to show corruption isn't necessarily a bad thing. In opposition to the whole "Purity/morality = good" thing Democrats loved harping on about.

If the law - in spirit or actuality, has to be broken it might as well be broken for America's benefit, not for hedonistic faggotry; like a child sex slave ring, hookers, trying to rig an election because it was your turn, fucking your dead brother's wife/daughter, using drone strikes instead of diplomacy because you're a lazy fucking stoner, etc. etc.

Again he's an egocentric retard more than willing to break laws (also people assumed he'd lash back at the utterly inept shitheads, I guess people forgot egocentric meant he won't give a shit unless it personally effected him) but at the end of the day, it's a means to an end and not some addiction he has to feed. I'd say he was a great person to represent America, but I guess a malleable demenetia-riddled avoidant enabler suckling the MSM's teat because he's tired of how the world is treating him and it's so unfair his family is getting accosted also counts.
tl;dr - people expected Senator Armstrong from Revengeance, reinforced by the shit they aired about him and how little he apparently cared.

But again, I'm still suspicious about the double voter turnout thing, especially in swing states.
Like yes, I get increasing accesability (even if literally everyone should know about absentee voting, but idc - I'll chalk it up to the usual retardation of being part of the masses) should increase votes, but doubling it?
I also get the whole DRUMPF BAD shit, but didn't only 16% of voters vote due to drumpf bad? I saw it somewhere in this autistic mess, and the data was from CNN - kind of DRUMPF bad incarnate, so it's most likely inflated if the results are inaccurate at all.

 

[Gravemind]

What about in the case of Captain Keyes, where he was subconsciously trying to fight off the Flood overtaking him. If he cast his ballet during that, then it should count as two!

I dunno, I love Halo but I'm more of a Gears of War guy.

He potentially retains the right to his individual corpse vote on account of the fact that he had his fucking face and most of his skull caved in by a Spartan's fist before the assimilation could finish taking hold.

I don't know. It's a weird technicality, but a very statistically minor outlier since not everyone is autistic of mind enough to resist assimilation.

EDIT: Actually, no, I rescind that previous misinformation. His consciousness may have been lost but his biomass still contributes to the whole. One vote due to hivemind takes priority.

 

[muh_moobs]

You can't work for it, but you're free to try. Any of you are. Tell me what the fuck we can do right now to begin to fix things? Should I go yelling in the streets? Should I join the army? Should I make a twitter account? Should I protest? Should I go door to door to build support for populism? Should I go hang up posters saying, "Please for the love of God stop the Idpol against White people!"? What the fuck can I do? My chosen career is medical profession. I'm not someone who can lead. I'm not someone who has the charisma to go and fucking motivate people. The only leaders we have are pussies who have proven at every moment of every conflict that they will cuck.

So what? Am I supposed to stay home? Sit inside like a scared fucking baby afraid to leave my house like we did during the riots? Should I cope holding my rifle, saying, "Y-yeah. If they break into my house and rape my dog I'll sure show them!"

The time to act is now. We either do something or we don't and if we don't it's over.