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WOW. No shame.
 
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ALERT! ALERT! PP Burnell needs YOUR HELP. Simply follow the enclosed instructions.
Step 1: STEP THE FUCK UP YOUTUBE AUDIENCE
Step 2: Send your bank account numbers and or credit card information directly to his email.

The greed has skyrocketed. Vest Streak has made him greedy beyond what we've ever seen before.
ATTENTION, ALL PAY PIGS
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WOW. No shame.
You can tell the lack of tips rattled him since he couldn't even spell the word "descriptions" correctly.
 
These days I've come to doubt that Phil continues to blow through every penny he gets. If it was fast food around the clock coupled with being socially and physically inert 23 hours a day I think he'd be far more obese than he is. On top of that he's so lacking in passion for just about anything but the dopamine charge that a fat tip provides that it's hard for me to imagine he's still into jizzing over a grand a pop on statues and other videogame related garbage.

At best I could imagine his addictive compulsion perhaps ushering him into a scenario like filling a room floor to ceiling with some trash like funko vinyl figurines.. but where's the fun of being mr big dick collector when he can't even show them off in order to get the wheelchairs frothing? Maybe he's upgrading his movie collection to overpriced 4K UHD? True we know he's into mobile wrestle gamble man the game of your totally cancelled subscription tv show: something non-physical he can conceal from his roommate if not from ahnline autistic detective pikachus.

He also continues to suffer from foresight deficiency but even as he languishes in his continued denial of reality he is definitely susceptible to fears of his meal ticket being fucked with and goes into tic overdrive when detractors get in the mood to poke the pig. I fear we'll never see the days where spergs cancel their subscriptions to the big brain burnell show and I'm sure he himself believes he's got them on the hook for life too, but I do think the prospect of being given less over time may creep into his mind from time to time.

I do believe we're beyond the point where guilt tripping remains an effective ploy. Individuals dropping hundreds of dollars onto him are like flies; the same breed of pest as Phil himself. Those who are not doing anything to earn/accurately gauge the worth of the money while also following his own pattern of self serving attention peddling and self-destructive spending because it's the only outlet they have.

Still he's given so much and ekes out a living so devoid of joy or genuine nterest in the world around him that I have to believe money is being squirreled away for at best a rainy day blowout. Either that or his online gambling is even more out of control than we've even dared to imagine. Where else could it really be going?
 
Still he's given so much and ekes out a living so devoid of joy or genuine nterest in the world around him that I have to believe money is being squirreled away for at best a rainy day blowout. Either that or his online gambling is even more out of control than we've even dared to imagine. Where else could it really be going?
Phil has steadfastly gone out of his way to prevent any viewers from seeing the rest of his home for years. I'm convinced that the reason for this is that he, Kat, or both have out-of-control spending habits and they have amassed mountains of overpriced shit that Phil is concerned even his most loyal pigs would find offensive. His gatcha spending is demonstrably insane as well but he is clearly desperate not to show any part of his home. Considering he was autistic enough to have no issue with it in the past, this is the only logical reason in my mind. Bear in mind also that detractors have become far more critical and careful in analyzing the spending he does let slip; farmers generally track down his Halloween costumes and vests within hours of their appearances, for example. That can't be escaping his notice. He must know that people would have a full accounting of all of his plastic crap the same day he posted something like another house tour.
 
Looking at his last week of Youtbue uploads, the highest have 5k views, then 4k, then 2.9k. The 6 videos from yesterday don't even reach 2.5k combined, so given how many people use Adblock how much ad revenue is he even getting?
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Averages for the past few videos:

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Averages for his YouTube channel as a whole:
 
Phil has steadfastly gone out of his way to prevent any viewers from seeing the rest of his home for years.
He mentioned in passing recently that they're updating some of their 'crappy furniture.'

Not the best timing in terms of a priority when you claim you haven't been able to make improvements to your business for years because you had no money. That should be priority one...

Further, part of the reason Phil was in debt was, allegedly, because he bought quality furniture after his move. This furniture is now crappy and needs to be replaced.

If that is even a fraction of what is going on in the Haus of Gout, it suggests that they started immediately pumping money into comfort luxuries, and Phil clearly thinks he can pull money for that by begging for well over $6000 for an anticipated $500 business expense.

I also suspect he is trying to save for a vacation or honeymoon to be taken as soon as it is coof-viable.
 
I was listening to TIHYDP of Nioh 2, and when picking any random moment of it, there's about a 50% chance he says a variation of: "this is fucking stupid" or "this is so annoying" within the first 30 seconds. It's insane. But funny enough, he said the game was shit and he "liked the first one better". Went to TIHYDP of the first one, picked a random moment in the video and lo and behold: "This is so fucking stupid dude". I mean at this point, how fucking insane is he? His entire world is built on lies he forces himself to believe.
 
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His real YouTube earnings are probably towards the low end of that estimate, like lower 1/3 if I had to guess. Socialblade shows a broad estimate of earnings, and everyone always looks at the high end and thinks that's what YouTubers earn, but the high end is best case scenario. Phil gets hit by Content ID regularly because he doesn't care to edit his videos, meaning no ad revenue from videos hit, and his videos probably have shit engagement, so YouTube likely gives him the worst ads. Not to mention the constant swearing he does, YouTube considers that advertiser un-friendly, it's why a lot of YouTubers censor their swears nowadays. And I think during his bankruptcy hearing, he admitted to Nancy he earns $500-$1000/mo from YouTube, and his view numbers are relatively the same now to what they were in March, so that lines up with my estimate of his earnings being on the lower end of what Socialblade shows.
 
I was listening to TIHYDP of Nioh 2, and when picking any random moment of it, there's about a 50% chance he says a variation of: "this is fucking stupid" or "this is so annoying" within the first 30 seconds. It's insane. But funny enough, he said the game was shit and he "liked the first one better". Went to TIHYDP of the first one, picked a random moment in the video and lo and behold: "This is so fucking stupid dude". I mean at this point, how fucking insane is he? His entire world is built on lies he forces himself to believe.
Here's how the pig's opinion of a Nioh or FromSoftware game changes over time, chronologically.
When he played a From game it was always FAHK YOU FRAHMSAFTWER FAHK YOU MEEYAZAKHEI YOUR GAME IS SHIT! IT'S NOT CHALLENGING IT'S BULLSHIT DOOD! I WANT TO BE CHALLENGED DOOD I DON'T WANT TO KILL MYSELF PLAYING THESE GAMES! Then as soon as the playthrough is done he starts sucking them off saying they are some of the best games ever made.

When he played Nioh it was FAHK YOU TEEM NINJUH THIS GAME SUCKS FRAHM'S GAMES ARE MUCH BETTER! THIS IS CHEAP THIS ISN'T CHALLENGING! DARK SOULS GAMES ARE MUCH BETTER! As soon as the playthrough is done he starts sucking the game off saying that it's one of the best games ever made, on par with Dark Souls and that he loved the deep khambhet mechanics, despite the fact that he didn't even dip his toes into them and made it seem like it was a Dark Souls game where you just spam that R1 button since the only attack he did in the entire game was the mid stance spear strong attack string, earning him the nickname MidStancePhil.

Then, when he played the Redemption runs of DaS3 and Bloodborne, it was the same shit as the first part. FAHK YOU FRAHMSAFTWEHR! But then he would periodically talk about how NEEYO WAS SO MUCH BETTER DOOD! Same for Sekiro when it came out.

Then when he played Nioh 2, just repeat the same shit that I mentioned for Nioh 1, just replace MidStanceSpear with HighStanceSwitchglaive. He said that aluttapeepul have been giving him shit for not switching stances at all so he decided to use the Switchglaive which is all about long combos which are created by switching into different stances mid-combo. After like 2 main missions he gave up on it and settled for the High Stance Switchglaive strong attack string for 90% of the game.

When Elden Ring hits and when he starts playing Demon's Souls Remastered you can bet your ass that there's going to be at least one instance of him praising Nee-Ouh because he's getting his fucking ass kicked in the game at the moment.
 
His real YouTube earnings are probably towards the low end of that estimate, like lower 1/3 if I had to guess. Socialblade shows a broad estimate of earnings, and everyone always looks at the high end and thinks that's what YouTubers earn, but the high end is best case scenario. Phil gets hit by Content ID regularly because he doesn't care to edit his videos, meaning no ad revenue from videos hit, and his videos probably have shit engagement, so YouTube likely gives him the worst ads. Not to mention the constant swearing he does, YouTube considers that advertiser un-friendly, it's why a lot of YouTubers censor their swears nowadays. And I think during his bankruptcy hearing, he admitted to Nancy he earns $500-$1000/mo from YouTube, and his view numbers are relatively the same now to what they were in March, so that lines up with my estimate of his earnings being on the lower end of what Socialblade shows.
He must still be making decent money from it or he wouldn't bother with the arduous task of going through his recordings, giving them clicbait titles, pasting in his description, and babysitting the uploads every day. According to Phil this takes so long that he barely has time to eat and spend MAYBE thirty minutes with his beautiful wife.
 
His real YouTube earnings are probably towards the low end of that estimate, like lower 1/3 if I had to guess. Socialblade shows a broad estimate of earnings, and everyone always looks at the high end and thinks that's what YouTubers earn, but the high end is best case scenario. Phil gets hit by Content ID regularly because he doesn't care to edit his videos, meaning no ad revenue from videos hit, and his videos probably have shit engagement, so YouTube likely gives him the worst ads. Not to mention the constant swearing he does, YouTube considers that advertiser un-friendly, it's why a lot of YouTubers censor their swears nowadays. And I think during his bankruptcy hearing, he admitted to Nancy he earns $500-$1000/mo from YouTube, and his view numbers are relatively the same now to what they were in March, so that lines up with my estimate of his earnings being on the lower end of what Socialblade shows.
I would never take Socialblade earnings even as a guideline or base to what content creators are making on their channel, especially if you're taking what DSP said at the 341 meeting to be accurate that he only makes $500-1000/month from views on his channel. That would mean he has a less than $1/CPM which would make actually's monthly estimates to be off by $1000-2000 each time, but the bankruptcy more or less proved that actually's estimates of DSP's income were very accurate.

His videos do have shit engagement. Turning off comments and likes/dislikes really takes your shit out of the algorithm, as YouTube ranks off of interactions. Which videos are earning your channel subscriptions, which ones are garnering the most discussion, even negative likes can make a video appear in search results, just not in "recommended" playlists. His titles are garbage, his thumbnails are phoned in by a gay furry in Wales, if he even adds thumbnails. His channel trailer is from 2018. He uploads out of order. The whole thing is a mess.

His views are down now versus March, too. In March 2020 he was getting just under 1 million at 910k. These last few months he's been at 800k in August, 740k in September, and 760k in October. So for DSP to "only" make $500 in March that would mean a $0.50/CPM, which would put his money earned from Youtube these last couple of months at around $375-$400, even less if entire playthroughs are being claimed, which you can kind of tell if they are, because third party companies will run ads on the channel, which likely aren't to be as frequent as DSP's 1 ad every 3 minutes seems to be. But that's just eyeballing/guestimate shit that you can only tell if you don't use an adblock intentionally.
 
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