Pyrocynical / Niall Comas - Inflation / Furshit / Weird Allegations

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Pyro gonna troon out to cast a shadow over all of this... he gonna upload one of those 'holding camera in hand' videos that begins with a *sigh* and "Hey... Guys"

then he gonna start acting all faggot like with the extreme mannerisms, prob saying uwu every two minutes and shit
He will probably definitely overcompensate and start acting like a massive faggot, but who knows.

Either way, he's gonna have to own the fat furry fart thing and will probably ironically reference it from now on, if he doesn't outright pull chocks and leave the internet altogether.
 
Holy fuck. I'm gone for a week and you guys uncover that Pyro is a Fat Loving Based Faggot? You guys are great :story:

I always thought something was kinda fucked about him. His videos on him with makeup and the fat people in his video stills kinda had me thinking, but I pressed "X" to doubt. Just didn't want to believe it.

Nope. Its true. What a time to be alive.
 
No, we need to talk about femboy nipple vore.
I love how transsexuality becoming the talk of the town made the term femboy into some kind of degenerate 'gotcha', because confident, feminine men is the bane of the transsexual grooming. As if it aint just straight or gay men comfortable with being feminine. Like, exactly during this spoken-of teenage furry craze everyone was a femboy, because it made them seem girly and more desired to bi-questioning guys. The fact it wasn't a feminine boy, but rather a feminine fox with wide hips in a skirt is what removed the "wait, am I gay?" self-reflection from the conversation, because you're basically just jerking off to a make-believe drawing.

I think Pyro was wrapped up in the same fucked up but normalized furry ERP behavior described earlier by Cactus Wings. People thinking a monitor softens the reality of their actions isn't a furry specific phenomenon but they delude themselves more than normal people. The screens and fursonas make them forget an adult and a minor "just ERPing" is still an adult and a minor jerking each other off. None of them want to admit that's what it is either because it would bring up too many painful realizations about what they've been doing. It's comfier to keep your head in the sand and your hand in your pants.
I spent my VERY early teens til my 20s more or less around the exact crowd that now come out the woodworks to speak their piece on Pyro. Anxious, social outcasts who fled to video games and memes for interaction, because they could either be themselves online, or pretend to be someone else. They created a world to which they attached all their experiences with online flirting, possibly same-sex as well, along with their interest in drawn pornography.

I've been friends with mid-20s dudes hanging out with late teens "forcing" them to call them Daddy on voice and what not. The upmost degenerate grooming shit, but to these kids, it was nothing more than play-pretend in this fictional world of furries and innocent porn. As I said, nobody batted an eye because everyone did this. Shit didn't get real til you met at a furcon and boned, which more or less kept any Europeans I knew out of it. I assume it's more common to send your 17-year old to another state to hang out with friends than it is to send them 3 countries over in Europe, despite covering the same distance.

Fast-forward some years, and myself and the few guys my age reached 17-18 and got their first cars and obviously, sex toys. This one guy had the most provocative, forced lisp imaginable. Called himself a femboy, wore a scarf year-round, and would constantly run around with equally loose-wrist friends. He turned 18 and bought a normal dildo. Not only was this surprising because most people disassociate from the very not-straight act of putting a fake dick up your ass by buying a fictional Bad Dragon wyvern dick, but he also literally came crying onto our voice server about it wasn't all flowers and fun. I literally thought it was a joke, but the absurd amount of "soft squishy uwu" porn he had consumed his entire teenhood had made penetration out to be this previously unknown explosion of magical pleasure, and not a foreign object grinding at your insides.

However silly it may sound, when you spend 6-8 years of your life surrounded by people who go by their online alias and original character, it's not abnormal to start relating all your online behavior to these fictional characters. You're not telling a 28 year old man how much you wanna slobber his knob; you're imagining your dragon bouncing on his kangaroo's dick. Pyro has actually lost weight during his YouTube career, and now he's suddenly into force-feeding and poor hygiene? It seems like nothing more to me than a typical sex fantasy. Like a ripped guy with a model girlfriend wanting to bone a fat woman at least once in his life.

Take an actual look at what we know about Pyro. He lives and breathes toxic memery; he even said "thanks nigger" in one of the screencaps mid-conversation about fetish and fart. It's second-nature to him to not be cuddly-cozy "H-hewwo uwu", which as you also see in many of the screencaps, is exactly the kind of normal furries he hung out with. He seems like a decent guy on camera, but his online behavior is relatively detached from him as a normal figure. This only further plays into the fact his fat furry obsession was a second side to him, not a "all along".

Then look at his real life. From what I've gathered, he hangs around native kids his age and commented on the ex's Instagrams about "H-hehe, so you were cheating on me after all!" like some angsty teenager who had his heart crushed for the first time. Then, look at his Discord caps. It's all smut, not even restricted by gender, but nowhere does it pass into any actual grooming. There's no "Imagine me farting on you, big guy. Unf unf feed me cake". He isn't even that fat in real life. What he's doing is basically jacking off to shemale porn when his girlfriend is out of the house, and now he got caught doing it. So what?

I'm the last person to defend Pyro because I hate this fake porn-based memery with a passion. I'd rather you admit you like the smell of feet than spend your day masking your insecurity about it. But I really see nothing wrong in all of this. Look at his subreddit in its current state. They're memeing this supposed "grooming" into the ground for one of two reasons: It's a bullshit accusation and it's so hilariously blatantly not a big deal that it's worth making a meme of. Or, they're exactly like him; secretly wishing to be okay with their own sexual desires online so that they could meet likeminded people.

There is tagged Pyrocynical fetish porn on e621 and rule34, and the comments are either 'serious' about the sexual appeal or "haha big chungus!". I seriously think his fans have been in his gas chamber (fart, heh) for so long they no longer see any difference on pornography and memes. I thought to myself, when he came out with make-up on the Cold Ones podcast, that he could straight up in full grammar write "I'm transgender." on Twitter, and not a fucking soul would believe him. Even now, amidst a POTENTIAL case of him being a grooming pedophile, his Reddit is just "Epic gamer 😎".

I really just believe it's a typical sex-crazed teenage phase that finally caught up to him. He didn't delete evidence, he likely just never truly cared enough to cut ties and move on, despite having grown out of it. Every single furry friend I've had, degenerate cumbrain, sober exploitative artist, or just your average Joe, hasn't put any time or money into the fandom since it was at its peak during the funny-haha Gmod porn days that birthed the people like Pyro.
 
Pyro's biggest strength was that he always knew when to jump a sinking ship into something popular. From meme edits to leafy-esch commentary videos (replacing the toxicity and deadpan with 2016 reddit irony) to gaming videos to face cam commentary to movie/game reviews; he's always been smart enough to stay ahead of the curve. The smoking gun in all of this will be if Pyro knew the accuser was underage or not. If he didn't know we just have a story of a run of the mill degen furry; an image Pyro very clearly trying to distance himself from now (changing his pfp to the tv head thing and cashing in on the tranny/femboy stuff instead).
 
I've been friends with mid-20s dudes hanging out with late teens "forcing" them to call them Daddy on voice and what not. The upmost degenerate grooming shit, but to these kids, it was nothing more than play-pretend in this fictional world of furries and innocent porn. As I said, nobody batted an eye because everyone did this. Shit didn't get real til you met at a furcon and boned, which more or less kept any Europeans I knew out of it. I assume it's more common to send your 17-year old to another state to hang out with friends than it is to send them 3 countries over in Europe, despite covering the same distance.
wtf?
 
I've been friends with mid-20s dudes hanging out with late teens "forcing" them to call them Daddy on voice and what not. The upmost degenerate grooming shit, but to these kids, it was nothing more than play-pretend in this fictional world of furries and innocent porn. As I said, nobody batted an eye
Bro, when I was like 15 to 16, there was a girl I knew dating a 20 year-old and they called each other "kitten" and "daddy" and even then it weirded me the fuck out. I do not get how no-one involved ever decided to stop and realise how weird and creepy it was.
 
Holy fuck. I'm gone for a week and you guys uncover that Pyro is a Fat Loving Based Faggot? You guys are great :story:

I always thought something was kinda fucked about him. His videos on him with makeup and the fat people in his video stills kinda had me thinking, but I pressed "X" to doubt. Just didn't want to believe it.

Nope. Its true. What a time to be alive.
I would rather say that its more "resurface again", considering some people on 4chan already connected the dot with his steam profile picture and phone wallpaper being all fat fur shit years ago (never underestimate the power of furries and recognizing a fetish porn artist with just a crop of a picture.)

If pyro's youtube career crash down (which I doubt, but it's a possibility) he can literally just go to /trash/, I'm sure some degenerates here would fucking love to hear more about his kinks.
 
I would rather say that its more "resurface again", considering some people on 4chan already connected the dot with his steam profile picture and phone wallpaper being all fat fur shit years ago (never underestimate the power of furries and recognizing a fetish porn artist with just a crop of a picture.)

If pyro's youtube career crash down (which I doubt, but it's a possibility) he can literally just go to /trash/, I'm sure some degenerates here would fucking love to hear more about his kinks.
Yeah the fat fetish is a resurface but I'm almost certain this grooming shit isn't. Maybe it is, but the fact that he's a lard loving fan manipulating Troon is quite the find. I always hated his smug ass attitude. I figured he had a Skeleton in the closet and was just being a Brainlet about it.

You know what, I bet leafy did freak the fuck out over the furry vore posts. If some groomer that was getting mainstream on YouTube was doing this in front of anyone's eyes, they would recoil if they were human. Too bad the fans have more cum than braincells. They should turn around soon though. Thr chimp out should be fun to watch.

God I hope. :suffering:
 
Why care if the guy enjoys fat furry artwork? It's not a crime to be weird or to like weird things.

Why care if he RP about weird things with people who have / or not have said their age to him? Grooming is a very specific technical term for an ilicit act that can vary depending on the country where you live (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Child_grooming) and in defense of Pyrocynical the best description that can be that he is just weird and it's a bit on the edge with his fans and not grooming or abusing children in any shape or form.

I had a similar case in the past where I didn't have so much online experience that I started to talk nonsuitable subjects to a person and then later I discovered that he was underage, what I did was to givem him a Cyber Security 101 letture and deleted him, it's not a problem lto have a match or just some casual gaming conversation with someone underage but sometimes it's hard to tell when someone is underage when they are lying or you just did the big mistake of not asking the person in first place.

In the case of Pyrocynical I would advice him to clean his name and be honest about himself, truth is the best defense in any case, as hard as it is, it's to tell the truth, learn from it and pay the consequences, but in his case, I don't see any ilicit action from what was shared, maybe the individuals feel that something ilicit happened, but if the law of United Kingdom doesn't say that, well, it's not ilicit and was just an awkward or moraly reprimed action.

The biggest problem of this is that the Internet is full of real groomers and other crimes, the more you make false allegations of an X crime the more the true crimes will be considered false allegations.

On a smaller note: I think this is again a nothingburguer being exploded by Kiwifarms plus Twitter on flimsly allegations that are will do more harm to the acusers, real victims and of course Pyronical himself.

On an even smaller note: I think his tastes in the furry fandom are pretty based.
 
Why care if the guy enjoys fat furry artwork? It's not a crime to be weird or to like weird things.

Why care if he RP about weird things with people who have / or not have said their age to him? Grooming is a very specific technical term for an ilicit act that can vary depending on the country where you live (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Child_grooming) and in defense of Pyrocynical the best description that can be that he is just weird and it's a bit on the edge with his fans and not grooming or abusing children in any shape or form.

I had a similar case in the past where I didn't have so much online experience that I started to talk nonsuitable subjects to a person and then later I discovered that he was underage, what I did was to givem him a Cyber Security 101 letture and deleted him, it's not a problem lto have a match or just some casual gaming conversation with someone underage but sometimes it's hard to tell when someone is underage when they are lying or you just did the big mistake of not asking the person in first place.

In the case of Pyrocynical I would advice him to clean his name and be honest about himself, truth is the best defense in any case, as hard as it is, it's to tell the truth, learn from it and pay the consequences, but in his case, I don't see any ilicit action from what was shared, maybe the individuals feel that something ilicit happened, but if the law of United Kingdom doesn't say that, well, it's not ilicit and was just an awkward or moraly reprimed action.

The biggest problem of this is that the Internet is full of real groomers and other crimes, the more you make false allegations of an X crime the more the true crimes will be considered false allegations.

On a smaller note: I think this is again a nothingburguer being exploded by Kiwifarms plus Twitter on flimsly allegations that are will do more harm to the acusers, real victims and of course Pyronical himself.

On an even smaller note: I think his tastes in the furry fandom are pretty based.
Hi there Niall, we've been waiting for you to sperg out here with us.
 
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