Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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And then I ask you, what makes Bob think he is part of this "America That Matters"?
In fact, what is this "America That Matters" that this pig always snorts about?

Hell, I think I should stop comparing Bob to a pig. Swines are usually chill, and I recognize their sacrifice to give us meat, bacon and other items. Bob could only dream of being as likeable, useful and cool as a pig.
We could sacrifice Bob to make meat, bacon, and other items, though. It wouldn't be cannibalism because Bob isn't a person. It's just that no one would dare eat the meat because of fear of Mad Bob Disease. Would you bet your life on Bob's brain not being full of small holes?
 
Biden becoming president won't fix Bob's shitty life.
More to the point, Biden and his multinational/Wall Street backers have no interest in creating the "Superior Future" Bob desperately wants.

As @Godzilla@1989 noted, Biden will be a lame duck if the Republicans hold the Senate so that point might be moot. With the way things are going, the Supreme Court might have to get involved because there is no way in hell Trump will go quietly. He and some of the GOP are already mentioning voter fraud and, frankly, I'm inclined to believe them because of the Democrat and their enablers' (including AND especially Bob) behavior over the last four years.
 
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Bob’s choice of Twitter as the platform for his essays makes me certain he’s one of those speds who uses PowerPoint as if it were Word: slide after slide of his epistles. It’s surprising he isn’t posting his walls of text on Instagram. He’s just that much of a dumbass.
 
2020 broke Bob hard.

First the pandemic forcing theaters to shut down, causing multiple delays and no MCU movies for the first time since 2009.

Then, he got fired from his job at Escapist again for getting into a stupid internet slap fight for stuff no one cares about.

And now, he’s faced with the reality that a Biden presidency is going to be mediocre as Obama due to Republicans holding the Senate, meaning he won’t do Jack shit about fixing things for him.
You just showed his out. He'll blame Republican congress. Whether he also complains that Biden isn't woke and vengeful enough or becomes a cheerleader for the new administration, we'll have to wait and see, but he'll always have the mayonnaise ghouls to scapegoat for daring to vote in their best interest instead of his.
 
More to the point, Biden and his multinational/Wall Street backers have no interest in creating the "Superior Future" Bob desperately wants.

As @Godzilla@1989 noted, Biden will be a lame duck if the Republicans hold the Senate so that point might be moot. With the way things are going, the Supreme Court might have to get involved because there is no way in hell Trump will go quietly. He and some of the GOP are already mentioning voter fraud and, frankly, I'm inclined to believe them because of the Democrat and their enablers' (including AND especially Bob) behavior over the last four years.
They’re going to win in Georgia and North Carolina any way if the results are good.

But as we all know, Bob wants Harris succeeding Biden because he and the other SJWs want a woman President because “vagina!” nonsense.
 
They’re going to win in Georgia and North Carolina any way if the results are good.

But as we all know, Bob wants Harris succeeding Biden because he and the other SJWs want a woman President because “vagina!” nonsense.

Have you been sleeping through Bob's love for troons? Vaginas are by no means something he requires, which, honestly, is surprisingly realistic on his part.
 
Have you been sleeping through Bob's love for troons? Vaginas are by no means something he requires, which, honestly, is surprisingly realistic on his part.
Oh I’m aware of his troon addiction. I’m just saying he’ll hop on the “vagina power!” bandwagon SJWs are fetishing in seeing liberal women in politics, regardless on how qualified they are or not.
 
"Make those bastards pay!"
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Again (and this isn't for moviebob, it's for the audience) just gotta say...
In a country with a limited government, citizens would be free to practice their religions, customs, and culture as they wish. A federal election would not greatly impact you or your neighbor. The federal government would never enter the equation on most everyday issues in a person’s life. But in a country where people use the federal government to force their customs, religions, and practices on others, a culture war is formed where Americans feel they have to fight and defeat those who are different than themselves just to preserve their way of life.​
This isn’t sustainable. We’re on a dangerous path, and Americans are right to fear violence, retaliation, or even another civil war (of sorts) if we don’t change course.​
A return to federalism is the only realistic alternative—and how we get out of this mess.​
Limited government and individual liberty are more than popular slogans, and many of those on the Right need to return to these values as much as those on the Left do.​
A limited government allows people to find local solutions, cooperation, and sustainable approaches to society’s ills while ensuring that each individual person is secure in their natural rights and has the opportunity to build the life that best suits them.​

(Of course it was written by a woman (who was fairly attractive at one time) so I'm sure Bob will rage even harder at it)
 
They’re going to win in Georgia and North Carolina any way if the results are good.

But as we all know, Bob wants Harris succeeding Biden because he and the other SJWs want a woman President because “vagina!” nonsense.

I hope all parties agree on higher tax rates for youtube/twitch profits in the near future with Harris pushing the lead.

I think 50% of a titty league of legends stream should go to our crumbling infrastructure, tbh.
 
Again (and this isn't for moviebob, it's for the audience) just gotta say...
In a country with a limited government, citizens would be free to practice their religions, customs, and culture as they wish. A federal election would not greatly impact you or your neighbor. The federal government would never enter the equation on most everyday issues in a person’s life. But in a country where people use the federal government to force their customs, religions, and practices on others, a culture war is formed where Americans feel they have to fight and defeat those who are different than themselves just to preserve their way of life.​
This isn’t sustainable. We’re on a dangerous path, and Americans are right to fear violence, retaliation, or even another civil war (of sorts) if we don’t change course.​
A return to federalism is the only realistic alternative—and how we get out of this mess.​
Limited government and individual liberty are more than popular slogans, and many of those on the Right need to return to these values as much as those on the Left do.​
A limited government allows people to find local solutions, cooperation, and sustainable approaches to society’s ills while ensuring that each individual person is secure in their natural rights and has the opportunity to build the life that best suits them.​

(Of course it was written by a woman (who was fairly attractive at one time) so I'm sure Bob will rage even harder at it)
One thing that people like Bob cannot understand is that when the government gets bigger, solutions to any problem are considerably slower, have higher chances of getting quashed and when someone fucks up, you usually cannot hold them accountable for their mistakes. That is arguably more desirable to people than a transtational cosmopolitan government because they get shit done in little time and when you want to complain or get some bureocratic mumbo jumbo done, you are most likely get it done in a few days instead of months.

But then, bigger government aslo has its benefits, which are very strong points. But i bet Bob will just see all the negative because this doesn't conform to his "technocratic" highly elevated government of capable people... Or something.
 
Again (and this isn't for moviebob, it's for the audience) just gotta say...
In a country with a limited government, citizens would be free to practice their religions, customs, and culture as they wish. A federal election would not greatly impact you or your neighbor. The federal government would never enter the equation on most everyday issues in a person’s life. But in a country where people use the federal government to force their customs, religions, and practices on others, a culture war is formed where Americans feel they have to fight and defeat those who are different than themselves just to preserve their way of life.​
This isn’t sustainable. We’re on a dangerous path, and Americans are right to fear violence, retaliation, or even another civil war (of sorts) if we don’t change course.​
A return to federalism is the only realistic alternative—and how we get out of this mess.​
Limited government and individual liberty are more than popular slogans, and many of those on the Right need to return to these values as much as those on the Left do.​
A limited government allows people to find local solutions, cooperation, and sustainable approaches to society’s ills while ensuring that each individual person is secure in their natural rights and has the opportunity to build the life that best suits them.​

(Of course it was written by a woman (who was fairly attractive at one time) so I'm sure Bob will rage even harder at it)
She still looks pretty good for her age. Certainly too good to be interested in putting food on Bob's plate at the buffet. All the more reason for him to REEE.

BTW, I'm now definitely leaning towards Robert is going to be pissed off Biden isn't "making them pay."

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She still looks pretty good for her age. Certainly too good to be interested in putting food on Bob's plate at the buffet. All the more reason for him to REEE.

BTW, I'm now definitely leaning towards Robert is going to be pissed off Biden isn't "making them pay."

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Oof... If Biden actually gives an olive branch, the only people pissed about it will be his voters. And Bob will be fuming about this
 
Oof... If Biden actually gives an olive branch, the only people pissed about it will be his voters. And Bob will be fuming about this
Biden won by a very thin margin in some states.

I don't think seeing your friends and family sent to reeducation camps like Vaush and Bob want would get the Dems in good in Wisconsin.
 
Oof... If Biden actually gives an olive branch, the only people pissed about it will be his voters. And Bob will be fuming about this
Mainly his extremely online voters. It seems like Biden or his wranglers are realizing that a lot of his voter base were probably people who, on top of believing the "orange man bad" hype, took his calls for "return to normalcy" seriously. If this is true, they have to tread carefully his first term. Violent unrest, purgings, extended lockdowns, etc could destroy his reelection chances and cause a big red wave in retaliation. Antifa, Breadtube, and other far left agitators may soon find themselves left out in the cold...

This isn't to say that I think a Biden presidency will be great or good by any means, but it's looking like it's not going to be the woke revenge train the loonies want.
 
This isn't to say that I think a Biden presidency will be great or good by any means, but it's looking like it's not going to be the woke revenge train the loonies want.
If that's the case, then i say it's a fitting punishment. They deserve to be left out for all they are worth.
 
One thing that people like Bob cannot understand is that when the government gets bigger, solutions to any problem are considerably slower, have higher chances of getting quashed and when someone fucks up, you usually cannot hold them accountable for their mistakes. That is arguably more desirable to people than a transtational cosmopolitan government because they get shit done in little time and when you want to complain or get some bureocratic mumbo jumbo done, you are most likely get it done in a few days instead of months.

But then, bigger government aslo has its benefits, which are very strong points. But i bet Bob will just see all the negative because this doesn't conform to his "technocratic" highly elevated government of capable people... Or something.

If historical precidence is anything to go by it's very much a contextual issue, sometimes a centralizing movement can help sometimes (large scale war) you need to decentralize (societal collapse). Bob has something of a 'whiggish' understanding of history so tends to see society as moving towards to some sort of centralized pan national superstate which doesnt really mesh with reality.
 
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Mainly his extremely online voters. It seems like Biden or his wranglers are realizing that a lot of his voter base were probably people who, on top of believing the "orange man bad" hype, took his calls for "return to normalcy" seriously. If this is true, they have to tread carefully his first term. Violent unrest, purgings, extended lockdowns, etc could destroy his reelection chances and cause a big red wave in retaliation. Antifa, Breadtube, and other far left agitators may soon find themselves left out in the cold...

This isn't to say that I think a Biden presidency will be great or good by any means, but it's looking like it's not going to be the woke revenge train the loonies want.
The problem is COVID lockdowns are inherently abnormal. One we see and feel all the fucking time when going out to the grocery store. His legit supporters, assuming there are any, believe COVID is super AIDS that will turn them into explosive zombies. Thus, they will set a new normal where people wear masks all the time. Obviously, this state of affairs will not be normal regardless of how much cognitive dissonance they use. Also, in California, parolees can now vote. So expect to see even more Defund the Police rhetoric in similar states. Which, honestly, I'm starting to warm up to since the cops are the ones that arrest people for defending themselves.

MovieBlob, in this regard, is just the Leftist's Id. As pointed out by many others before, they object to him exposing their grift, not to what he believes. What I'm not sure of is whether the useful idiots will be disposed of. They should, since Antifa and Breadtube are detrimental to anyone who wants to work, but given how feckless business Dems are like Mike Bloomberg, Bob Iger, and Tom Steyr were in the primaries, I doubt said useful idiots can be dealt with. The Democratic party largely consists of decaying Boomers and AOC Millenials. Long-term, the Dems need AOC more than she needs them. Even if Biden himself is not woke, it doesn't matter because the Dem party is, and has been for a while, been the woke party.
 
The problem is COVID lockdowns are inherently abnormal. One we see and feel all the fucking time when going out to the grocery store. His legit supporters, assuming there are any, believe COVID is super AIDS that will turn them into explosive zombies. Thus, they will set a new normal where people wear masks all the time. Obviously, this state of affairs will not be normal regardless of how much cognitive dissonance they use. Also, in California, parolees can now vote. So expect to see even more Defund the Police rhetoric in similar states. Which, honestly, I'm starting to warm up to since the cops are the ones that arrest people for defending themselves.

MovieBlob, in this regard, is just the Leftist's Id. As pointed out by many others before, they object to him exposing their grift, not to what he believes. What I'm not sure of is whether the useful idiots will be disposed of. They should, since Antifa and Breadtube are detrimental to anyone who wants to work, but given how feckless business Dems are like Mike Bloomberg, Bob Iger, and Tom Steyr were in the primaries, I doubt said useful idiots can be dealt with. The Democratic party largely consists of decaying Boomers and AOC Millenials. Long-term, the Dems need AOC more than she needs them. Even if Biden himself is not woke, it doesn't matter because the Dem party is, and has been for a while, been the woke party.
Isn’t Biden proposing a three month lockdown? I know Bob wants the entire country to shut down in order to prevent more cases because “science”.
 
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