Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

[Nauseated Courgi]

why come republicans so gay and retarded?

Why come [INSERT POLITICAL PARTY HERE] so gay and retarded?

 

[CheezzyMach]

m8, your side most likely won, and is more asspained than the losers

https://www.theblaze.com/news/celebrities-react-election-trump-voters-

do you remember, after Trump won in 2016, all those rightwing people shittalking Clinton voters?

You're right. I did win. I get to see both the commies and Magatards cry.


LOL don't try that "principled Conservative" bullshit. You fuckers have been laughing and memeing at the Left melting down for the past 4 years and as soon as Biden flipped a state you all spilled your spaghetti and started smearing shit on the wall.

 

[JaneThough]

It’s likely true, he has been wanting to launch his own media company for a long time.
It was a bit of a conspiracy back in 2016 that it’s the only reason he ran in the first place. If elected he could challenge and discredit the media then swoop in with all the attention and his own media company to fight “fake news”

I hope he does, it'll give us so much milk for his LOLcow thread.

Also, no way any Fox people are going with him. He's an albatross around their neck.

 

[big ups liquid richard]

The retard president needs to stand down and standby.
Pushing for recounts everywhere is just going to give the left a chance to rig the senate and other down ticket races.

The ballets the are separated from the envelopes so the post mark dates and return addresses are lost. Recounting them does nothing. They exist.

Biden is a lame duck now. Give him the senate and we are fucked.

He needs to put on his big boy pants, and start preparing to transfer power. Every other incumbent loser had to do it, and so does he.

 

[Sage In All Fields]

Stephen Colbert breaks down cus democracy broke lmao

 

[ditto]

thedonald.win is still at the denial phase

 

[Maradontia]

Don't worry bro, the salt market if this flips in the courts is gonna be a bumper harvest. Colbert already cried last night that Trump is legally contesting vote counts as if it hasn't been done a bunch of times before. If the courts flip it, I fully expect him to dramatically rip his clothes off and fall to the floor of the studio on air bemoaning the death of democracy.

"Surely Drumph still has a path to victory through... the supreme court! Yeah, that's the ticket! MAGA will never die! No wait, we'll tell the electors to vote for Trump even if Biden won their state! No wait, he can declare a state of emergency..."

 

[ditto]

The best thing Biden winning proves is that Qanon as a total hoax and fabrication.

 

[Jump]

thedonald.win is still at the denial phase
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Trust the plan

 

[introvertedobserver]

Giuliani: "Wait, I still have more emails from the Laptop From Hell! You guys were supposed to be outraged by this! Get that blind repair guy in here!"

Media's gonna pocket that one till halfway through Joe's presidency so they can break the glass ceiling with Kamala when he resigns over it.

 

[Ashenthorn]

Dozens of MI counties used software that switched Trump votes to Biden:

https://twitter.com/robbystarbuck/status/1324783531139235841

lol.

 

[KooksandFreaks]

So, will Trump take revenge and release all the pent-up dirt he has gathered on Biden and Hunter?

He's got nothing to lose now.

Just as likely, the skeletons will come flying out of Trump’s closet as opportunistic insiders try to cash in.

His power to intimidate subordinates and enablers who have been sitting on the really nasty, filthy dirt is rapidly diminishing.

 

[Penis]

They’re mad because the polls were telling them that they were going to walk away with this thing. If (probably, but still if) Biden is the one taking the oath of office on January 20th, then this was a surgical strike by the American electorate, they took out Trump at the top of the ticket and pushed back against wokeness down ballot.

Most subtly, the Republicans cleaned up at the state level. It’s bad to lose state houses in any year that ends in zero because that’s when redistributing happens. Fuck, the Republicans have a trifecta in NH of all places now. Even if Trump loses, and he probably will? I’ll have gotten everything I wanted out of this election.

The only thing that I feel I'm missing from this election is a peaceful transition of power

 

[Marchesa of the Vast]

"Surely Drumph still has a path to victory through... the supreme court! Yeah, that's the ticket! MAGA will never die! No wait, we'll tell the electors to vote for Trump even if Biden won their state! No wait, he can declare a state of emergency..."

Observe: Cope

No one has conceded and there are active court cases in at least half a dozen states. Yet the people who blew their load the hardest the night of the election are the most desperate for the situation to resolved a certain way. It's ok to have jumped the gun early, it's only a trolling forum. You don't need to seethe in response to every post pointing out that the never ending 2020 election has indeed not ended.

 

[PaleTay]

Dozens of MI counties used software that switched Trump votes to Biden:

https://twitter.com/robbystarbuck/status/1324783531139235841

lol.

Wanna bet the courts rule that it doesn't matter and they're still Biden voters?

 

[Garysmod]

He needs to put on his big boy pants, and start preparing to transfer power. Every other incumbent loser had to do it, and so does he.

Nah lets keep this shit rolling. I want trump to fight it past January. I wonder what Trump is going write to Biden in his letter to him?

Obama wrote to Trump

Dear Mr. President -
Congratulations on a remarkable run. Millions have placed their hopes in you, and all of us, regardless of party, should hope for expanded prosperity and security during your tenure. This is a unique office, without a clear blueprint for success, so I don't know that any advice from me will be particularly helpful. Still, let me offer a few reflections from the past 8 years.
First, we've both been blessed, in different ways, with great good fortune. Not everyone is so lucky. It's up to us to do everything we can (to) build more ladders of success for every child and family that's willing to work hard.
Second, American leadership in this world really is indispensable. It's up to us, through action and example, to sustain the international order that's expanded steadily since the end of the Cold War, and upon which our own wealth and safety depend.
Third, we are just temporary occupants of this office. That makes us guardians of those democratic institutions and traditions -- like rule of law, separation of powers, equal protection and civil liberties -- that our forebears fought and bled for. Regardless of the push and pull of daily politics, it's up to us to leave those instruments of our democracy at least as strong as we found them.
And finally, take time, in the rush of events and responsibilities, for friends and family. They'll get you through the inevitable rough patches.
Michelle and I wish you and Melania the very best as you embark on this great adventure, and know that we stand ready to help in any ways which we can.
Good luck and Godspeed,
BO

Trump should just Xerox his ass and give the pic to Biden.

 

[PirateLordRidley]

Here's a take.
Whoever wins, the system as it is is fucking trash.
Two-party, first past the post, the electoral college. All if it is garbage. Other systems would allow for multiple candidates per party, and more parties, so people won't run into shit like having to pick between the two racists, rapist old men, or some nobody that no one cares about and won't win anyway.

 

[DICKPICSRUS]

Left cucks

 

[introvertedobserver]

"Surely Drumph still has a path to victory through... the supreme court! Yeah, that's the ticket! MAGA will never die! No wait, we'll tell the electors to vote for Trump even if Biden won their state! No wait, he can declare a state of emergency..."

He had that path till GA flipped, since PA's lawsuit has a decent chance of actually winning given how the very similar WI case went (and PA was supposed to track ballots that would be invalidated if the court rules in Repubs favor on it).

But now that GA flipped that can be hoped for is AZ flipping red, Trump being successful in PA and that flipping back red, and having the giant saltmine that would be a 269-269 matchup.

I'd put the odds of that at super fucking law, but it's 2020 and it's a plausible situation.

 

[Jump]

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Left cucks

Repost but good meme in case it was missed