Interests June 11 FB Just a (tl;dr) reminder

[Kecleon]

I made up and printed faux price tag decals, with the short note to discourage purchase of the Blue Arm Bandit games, and promote the Protesting Boycott.

Is this the first time we've heard about this method of vandalism Good Protest? I can't recall reading about it before. I really want to see his design skills put to work trying to imitate those tags.

 

[Son of Big Boss]

He really can't wait to go back to vandalizing and get back in jail, can't he?

 

[DangerousGas]

No, then he would invent more phrases like "to my personal dismay and crestfall."

How is that a bad thing? Fresh CWCisms are always welcome.

 

[Shokew]

Fucking Winner, this walking fashion disaster - who likes Sonic this much, anyway???

 

[Noodle]

That whole rant beside- I can't stop giggling at his suggestion of buying the sonic boom game, smashing it, and sending it to sega in protest.

"YEAH LETS GIVE 'EM ALL OUR MONEY AND SUPPORT THE GAME, THATLL SHOW 'EM"

 

[ZehnBoat]

Jesus Christ, somebody please buy Christine a thesaurus

"blarms, immediately, sensory overload, immediately, sega, autism, blarms, blarms, blarms, immediately"

There I abridged that massive tl:dr.

i'm willing to bet chris never had much in the way of sensory overload, but when he saw that "autism sensory overload" video i'm sure it just clicked with him, and now it's his new thing.
and he's going to use it all the fucking time.

Just for shits and giggles, I made a word cloud of Chris' post.

colour
what?
coloUr?
is cwc secretly not american?

Chris' inability to empathise is pretty well documented. The pepper spray hurt him when he used it on himself. He didn't feel anything when he used it against the Gamestop employee. It was not a big deal because Chris doesn't understand that he subjected another person to pain. It didn't happen to him so why should he care?

also he sprayed a man
and men are all big stupid brutish unfeeling girl-stealing stoic evil mean unloving uncaring non-china-having jerks
cwc is the modern feminist!

That whole rant beside- I can't stop giggling at his suggestion of buying the sonic boom game, smashing it, and sending it to sega in protest.

"YEAH LETS GIVE 'EM ALL OUR MONEY AND SUPPORT THE GAME, THATLL SHOW 'EM"

less stupid people have done that, why not cwc?

 

[timtommy]

Chris says his brain immediately shuts down when seeing the blue arms.

Perhaps a blue arm in early childhood could explain his whole life.

 

[Trilby]

i'm willing to bet chris never had much in the way of sensory overload, but when he saw that "autism sensory overload" video i'm sure it just clicked with him, and now it's his new thing.
and he's going to use it all the fucking time.

I bet. Someone always has to point fingers at something.

colour
what?
coloUr?
is cwc secretly not american?

He has this British ancestry to maintain for whatever reason.

 

[Owlflaps]

I love how he basically copy-pasted all of his old Facebook statuses onto his most recent post to protest blarms.

Slacktivism at its finest.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

He has this British ancestry to maintain for whatever reason.

I would imagine that really makes him stand out in Virginia. Most people there are of Zulu descent, as is my understanding.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

If thousands and millions of fans feel the same as Chris, how come he's the only one "protesting"?

 

[Konstantinos]

How many times has Chris openly admitted to committing assault on Facebook now?

If thousands and millions of fans feel the same as Chris, how come he's the only one "protesting"?

He's the only one with the courage to stand up to the tyranny of the wicked Sega corporation. Chris is truly a man male lesbian of the people.

 

[Haesindang Park]

Talk about devotion against the blue arms... He would literally do everything to get SEGA to change Sonic's arms back. Also, dat essay post against blue arms.

 

[Haesindang Park]

He has this British ancestry to maintain for whatever reason.

Because he is the descendent of Anne Boyle and some other British royal blood like that significantly matters these days.

 

[Gothicserpent]

I am dying of laughter.

 

[Gunslinger]

And we can SUE SEGA for Changing Sonic's Arm Colour and Ultimately, this MALE getting Pepper Sprayed! Think About It Seriously!

For some reason whenever I read this, it's in a valley girl accent in my head.

 

[karngood8]

I wonder if Chris' prosecutor even checks his FB. They would have a field day.

I wonder if whoever is doing his psych evaluation has access. Maybe they've even found us here?

 

[Yawning Asperchu]

Seeing as how Fatty's copypasta outrage has come on the heels of his latest court date, is it possible that Our Autistic Hero is sensing, as through a glass dumbly, that something bad is coming down the road vis-a-vis his much postponed trial? Has it occurred to Chris-Tran that it's possible his all-purpose 'pity-me-I-have-da-'tism' ploy might not shield him from the consequences of his actions this time? Inquiring minds wonder...

I was thinking the opposite: that all the continuations (and his reported casual demeanor in court the other day) have given him confidence and he thinks he can throw Sega on the defensive a la Michael Snyder.

 

[LordCustos3]

Chris: Yadda yadda yadda blah blah blah IMMEDIATELY!!!!!eleventeen!!
SEGA: No.

(Rinse. Repeat.)

 

[Barmy4Blarms]

I just found what appears to be a Sonic pinball machine.

And whats this? Oh my GodJesus and The Bear! His arms are blue!