Plagued Biden Derangement Syndrome - Blue man bad, KF, /pol/, Twitter and Reddit sperged over the 46th president

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BiggieSmall'sTaint said:
Here's some free BDS for you (it comes at the end just wait for it):
Biden is clearly senile. He often slips up, scrambles his words and loses his train of thought. He can't develop an idea into a coherent thought wjth a beginning, middle and end.

One of the ways Joe slips up is by saying what comes to mind while he's formulating a thought. If he's saying something and gets distracted by, say, a flashy red Porsche, he'll stutter something about a car or about the color red. He parrots when his programming is interrupted.

Now let's say, hypothetically, for the sake of argument, following the previously established logic (something Biden can't do) he were speaking aboht a controversial issue. This controversial issue is about someone who said the dreaded nigger-word. Hypothetically.

Now, imagine Biden, up on his little podium, dozens of cameras trained on him, dozens of mics picking up his every word. He's giving an impassioned speech about racism in america and opression and slavery and he, in a senior moment, declares that "No one should say nigger! C'mon, man!".

The BDS comes in when I shit myself laughing and hook up monitors in every room in my house playing that moment on a loop until the heat death of the universe. I would find a way to make a moving tattoo so I could emblazon that moment to the inside of my eyelids. I would gladly take a 400% tax raise if it meant I got to see the President of the United States drop a hard R n-bomb on national television.
This was my creative writing assignment for today thank you for coming to my TED talk.
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Nigger, you say?
This video might be good to make memes.
 
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💗Bitchstopher Columbitch💗 said:
Nigger, you say?
This video might be good to make memes.
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I mean, on the one hand, he was quoting someone.


....on the other hand, man that just rolled off his tongue like it was nothing. :thinking:

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I wonder what that guy's gonna do when the recount, even if it does narrow Biden's lead, still shows Biden the winner.

I also don't think he understands how the Secret Service works. There is zero chance that the Secret Service will act in defiance of the official election results.
 
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MarineTrainedTard said:
I mean, on the one hand, he was quoting someone.


....on the other hand, man that just rolled off his tongue like it was nothing. :thinking:
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Doesn't matter if he was quoting someone, leftist pearl clutchers would ejauclate salt through all their pores anyways.

As the resident Trump loving POC I think it's fine to say nigger, beaner, cracker, kike and every other naughty word in the dictionary and people who get butthurt about those words no matter the context they're used in are babies.
 
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MarineTrainedTard said:
Yeah, a lot of people need to remember it won't just be QTards and MAGApedes raging about Biden, but also antifa and other anarcho-communists and hyper-leftists.
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I wonder how they're going to feel about being branded far right nazis, Trump supporters and racists before getting a good ol police baton up the ass while the media cheers if they try sperging out over anything in this Admin. They're useful idiocy is no longer useful.

I'm really interested to see where it all goes from now. It'll be a decade of laughs.

It sure AF won't be boring.
 
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Clown Baby said:
No one can know if BDS is actually going to be a thing until they meet up with family for a holiday and find out they have a relative who brings up Biden every 15 minutes unprompted and ruins the entire family's time by not being able to talk about anything else. A few people yelling about the election on twitter is not that level of insanity yet. Give it some time.
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It's coming. We all know it is. Politispergs cannot maintain their chill.

That said, it's going to take the better part of a year for the short-lived isotopes of the election fallout to decay. Then we begin the slow transition from TES to BDS. Just like after every change in presidency.

I expect 2021 Thanksgiving having plenty of crazy relatives with kooky Biden claims. But this year will likely be just election salt.
 
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Anon Dimwit said:
I'm so mad, I'm gonna make a thread to show you how not-mad I am!
At least you tried, kiddo. Better luck next time, champ.
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What’s there for the OP to be mad about? Like yeah a lot of people don’t like Biden but since he doesn’t inspire the same slavish devotion that Trump does it’s not a big deal.

And I don’t want long term derangement syndrome because then shit just gets ugly. I want everyone to just get along.
 
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Scratch This Nut said:
What’s there for the OP to be mad about? Like yeah a lot of people don’t like Biden but since he doesn’t inspire the same slavish devotion that Trump does it’s not a big deal.

And I don’t want long term derangement syndrome because then shit just gets ugly. I want everyone to just get along.
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This thread is proof that they're mad and assume any criticism of Pedo Joe is derangement. Have a good one, friend. I used to watch Ren & Stimpy all the time when I was a kid.
 
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Anon Dimwit said:
This thread is proof that they're mad and assume any criticism of Pedo Joe is derangement. Have a good one, friend. I used to watch Ren & Stimpy all the time when I was a kid.
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Literally no one (except maybe @JaneThough) is mad that Biden is getting criticised. Biden is shit, Trump is shit. Cope harder.
 
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Anon Dimwit said:
This thread is proof that they're mad and assume any criticism of Pedo Joe is derangement. Have a good one, friend. I used to watch Ren & Stimpy all the time when I was a kid.
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I’m not your friend, Buddy!

They being mad doesn’t change OP’s life. Biden doesn’t have the cult of personality that Trump has. If Bernie was elected then I’d agree with you.

This thread will probably last a few months and then things settle down naturally. As it should be.
 
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MarineTrainedTard said:
Yeah, a lot of people need to remember it won't just be QTards and MAGApedes raging about Biden, but also antifa and other anarcho-communists and hyper-leftists.
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To provide an example for this, when Biden won the primary, I had a friend who was doomerposting on Facebook about how it guaranteed that Trump would win in a landslide and we were all doomed, DOOMED I TELL you, Bernie was literally out only hope (nevermind that Biden was probably the only candidate who could get moderates to vote for him, and that's almost certainly what won him the election (IN B4 'MUH VOTER FRAUD'))
 
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