what is the most badass thing chris has ever done

[Exigent Circumcisions]

Who?

 

[Big Ruski]

Taking pictures of children and then getting banned from your local game store. Truly James Dean worthy. Also drinking his own sperm makes Bears Grylls look like a virgin. Trapping his late father and dead dogs soul to Cwcville for all eternity. Tried creating his own goosh while still having male genitals. Black face. There's no end to Chris Chan's achievements.

 

[Brundlefly]

Called Surfshack Tito a nigger.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Holding his "No Darkies" Attraction Sign on the college campus.

 

[anti SJW]

Pussy out. He did that like a boss.

 

[Un Platano]

Held his penis in a pile of snow for 15 minutes for a Jackass skit

 

[Pvt. Real G]

Cutting his taint open to free his vagina. No true man got the balls to do something that loco.

 

[ForgedBlades]

Calling Snyder a Jew.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Most of us would head for the toilet if we needed to take a dump. Chris is too much of a Chad to accept society’s limitations. He just lets it out wherever he is. He doesn’t care. He’ll even tell his girlfriend about it, He’ll tell his sworn enemies about it. He operates on a different plane of defecation from the rest of us. We can’t even comprehend.

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

Most of us aren't badass enough to become any kind of content creator. Admit it.

Not for me, but it's a serious WIP
Well, talking about chris doing badass shit... when he have the balls to fight against liquid chris in competition shit like singing or playing with his guitar hero's guitar.

 

[JimmyHill'sBlarms]

Owning Jack Thaddeus in that one call.

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

Becoming the most thoroughly documented individual in the history of planet Earth.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Cockblocking Sockness

 

[Buck Mullet]

Driving to Cleveland completely unprepared, got locked out of his car, ended up in a sketchy neighborhood, knocked on the door of a strange house and was lucky a confused old lady answered and not a gang member. And he made it back in one piece. For real, would any of you just randomly drive 300 miles and go up to a stranger's home at night?

 

[Rupin]

He fucked Mia Hamm... twice.

also honorable mention: He Thanosed Financhu Crisis’s Twitter account.

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

Ran over Michael Snyder



Bang ur mom ha ha #tyced

 

[Westerlund 1]

Pulling out a fucking pocket knife and threatening to slice open that Clyde Clash

 

[Sheriff of CWCville]

Didn’t he take Null’s virginity? Jealous tbh

 

[The Real Me]

He's literally admitted to not being a badass though.

 

[Seth MacFartman]

Fucking the Same Hooker, Mia Hamm. Twice In Fact.
Admitting Real Things So Far.