what is the most badass thing chris has ever done

[cumrobbery]

He's literally admitted to not being a badass though.

All this cool shit he's done AND he's modest? Damn that's quite badass

 

[Lift Me Up]

Peeing in the corner of his room.

 

[Jack Awful]

There was that time where an unfunny ween called Chris and screamed that he was Batman and Chris just hung up on him. That was pretty great.

 

[MagmaStalker]

Didn’t he take Null’s virginity? Jealous tbh

Blew his bhymen right out

 

[D_Tractor]

 

[Tookie]

 

[Big Bad Wart]

He let sonichu borrow his body, come to this universe, and have a harem. Talk about being a Based parent.

 

[Noonman]

Rollin' and Trollin'.
Boy, he got us good.

Oh that Ian Brandon Anderson, such a card.

 

[Mr. 0]

he hijacked sonnichew's body and used his sonic running speed to defeat @ParkourDude91 in a street race and then flipped the car over to make him think it was terrorists and biranna woo

 

[Snuckening]

becoming a lesbian

 

[AmbiTron]

Cutting open his taint in a deluded attempt to free his vagina. Badass? Maybe. Metal? Yes.

 

[TerrorSperg99]

Badass?

This is Chris that we're talking about!

Chris could probably get one of these groupies as a sweetheart if he wasn’t Such a sperg

 

[Kosher Dill]

I was going to say attacking a cop during the Snyder incident, but only Barb did that. He got out-badassed by his geriatric mother.

 

[DamageJoy]

Surviving that long ass trolling campaign while he slided into delusion more and more without any major self harm, beside the tranny thing.
Being delusional seems to give you something against either going totally insane of slide into suicidal hopelessnes.

 

[JULAY]

Writing this masterpiece and totally fucking owning da trolls:

First, let me say I am most humbled to be welcomed among my fellow Troll Kind.
Well, let me tell a bit more about myself for starters. My real name is Junior Jenkins (Scooby-Doo was the inspiration behind the "Jinkies"). LOL. I had a birthday recently on the 16th of July, so now I'm 15. I couldn't celebrate it with my friends like I would have wanted to, because I was hitchhiking my way to Ruckersville from Boston. I'm crashing at a house where I have some relatives there (They're the fucking Black Sheep of the family, and they're not close within the same house. It is cool, because they won't rat me out to my parents and siblings. Like I need another damn minute with those assholes who overlook me). And a better part, their house is across the street from Chrissy's house. Sadly, though, the blinds to his bedroom are always closed, but I still get some sights of him and the family out of their house.

I've arrived at my new home a few days ago on the 20th. I'll be spending my Sophmore year and so on in Greene County's High School. I promised I'd write to my gal back in Boston, but what happens here she doesn't have to know. I'll have to make some new friends come September, but I'll be cool; I'm a stud!

I'll also miss my favorite duo of dudes, Jerry and Dino. They taught me the ropes of high school life; they both were 16. I looked up to them (like I would have for my older sister if she wasn't such a fuckin' cunt). They were a gay couple, and they respected me as a friend only. I made it my Final Realization I was not gay with the help of Jerry and my girlfriend, Lisa. Sweet little whore took me in with gratitude on my 14th birthday. She had a few exes from Middle School, and her mom was a Bondage Queen.

Before then, I had a gay experience in Summer Camp when I was 7. My bunkmates were experimenting, and made me their mo-fo unwilling guinea pig. I was blindfolded during the whole thing, feeling an 8-year old's dick up my ass. I was not thrilled from the ordeal. But last January, I became curious from the recalling of the feeling, so I asked Jerry to show me a night. At first it was neutral, then he made out with me; his breath was minty with a hint of garlic from something he ate; it was cool with me. Then he told me to suck his dick, and I did; the taste and sight did not thrill me. And he sucked mine. He got a rise out of me, but then I started to feel uneasy. It was minor at first, and I promised myself I'd see this through. Finally, he was in me doggy style. As he humped me, I was feeling it both in my penis, and in my gut; worsening as he went on. And eventually, I embarrassed myself grossly. I came AND fucking threw up simultaneously. Jerry had not come yet himself, and out of respect, he withdrew himself and asked me if I was okay. He cleaned me, and my mess on his floor up. I felt soo damn ashamed, but Jerry was kind and understanding to me. And it was then I confirmed it for myself that I was not gay, and Jerry and Dino agreed with me. So with that, I was able to move forward feeling more confident in my orientation.

 

[Analog Devolved]

Making coffee in the bathroom.

 

[Chan Fan]

Finally letting himself be a dang dirty homo even though it disgusted and confused his parents (and everyone else)

 

[TVB]

Being based and redpilled by called Michael Snyder a jew.
Being metal as fuck for running over Snyder.

#yomomma #epicstyle

 

[GherkinRealness]

I guess him briefing off all criticism to focus on what he wants to do is pretty, errr, admirable?

 

[Beautiful Border]

Badass?

This is Chris that we're talking about!

The last two clips in particular illustrate how childlike Chris's mental state really is. Curling up in the fetal position because you're overwhelmed is something that I would expect a toddler to do, not a man in his thirties. I think people often forget that Chris is essentially a child in an adult's body, when you keep that in mind a lot of the things he does that seem unfathomable or baffling make total sense.