Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Mola Ram]

"Obliterate White Trash America"

Just imagine that I am posting a picture of a Chipman family dinner here.

A caption I made the last time Bob demonstrated the laughable dissonance between his rhetoric and the reality of his tribe (that's an actual Bob quote, btw):

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

The longer you watch him, the easier it is. When I started following this thread back in 2017, I used to get legitimately pissed at his various outrageous statements. Eventually I realized it's not only not worth it -- it's the wrong reaction. Bob is one of the most pathetic figures on the Farms, because his rage and sneering all come from a place of impotence. He affects nothing. He moves no one. He has no power over anything, even his own impulses. He has few friends besides family, and even his online acquaintances keep their distance (or openly dunk on him) because his behavior is so obnoxious ... which of course leads to him being even more obnoxious, because he's too immature to know how to deal with it appropriately.

Take the election. If against the odds Trump pulls a court victory or some other arcane Electoral College win, Bob will be apoplectic. But as it's looking more likely that Biden is President, already we've seen the crazier types getting sharply criticized -- even the darling AOC, who is catching a lot of the blame in her own party for their miserable showing in down ballot races -- so as not to poison whatever mandate Biden's got. Bob is not going to be able to control himself, and I think you're going to see a lot more of his putative allies shitting on him when he starts calling for retribution. Which will, of course, only lead to him saying ever more noxious things.

Pity, not outrage. Bob is not outrageous. Bob is pitiful.

For me it begun with DSP. He was a good starting point when i discovered him and by the time i came to the Farms i was already inured against anything DSP could make. Then i stumbled upon Moviebob, i was already prepared since i saw some of his 2016 election rants and a whole new world was open to me.

But in the end, you are right. Bob's punishment is his own life. Even if he goes into a crisis, he will not have an epiphany nor a breakthrough. He will not change for good. He will keep doing the same and wonder why things are not better because he's doing what he thinks it's good. I obviously have pity for him because if he wanted, he could educate himself properly and maybe focus on having something that would give him some semblance of proper significance. Have a significant other, leaving his basement for good, seeking to create a magnum opus (even if he thinks he has one). His life could be so fulfilling if he just changed his mindset. But Bob is Bob's greatest enemy.

 

[Neko GF]

Robert cooming over the prospect of government censorship:

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1325469705969266688 (Archive)

 

[Pointless Pedant]

Robert cooming over the prospect of government censorship:
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I love the fact he can't bear to type out gamergate.

 

[Jack Awful]

Robert cooming over the prospect of government censorship:
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This is what Bob actually believes.

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/TrollBusters

 

[Quixotic Man]

Robert cooming over the prospect of government censorship:
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Pretty sure that calling someone a retard for their Twitter hot takes is protected by the first amendment.

The report of /pol/ is very naughty, but legally there is nothing we can do about it, will be an interesting read.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Robert cooming over the prospect of government censorship:
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So is Bob believing this will get people like Tim Pool, Sargon, and others like them censored in some ways?

 

[Neko GF]

So is Bob believing this will get people like Tim Pool, Sargon, and others like them censored in some ways?

Probably. GobberGate/ Channer/ Troll means "everyone who isn't a staunch leftie" in Robert's tiny brain.

 

[Drag-on Knight 91873]

Pretty sure that calling someone a retard for their Twitter hot takes is protected by the first amendment.

The report of /pol/ is very naughty, but legally there is nothing we can do about it will be an interesting read.

Seeing as how massive election fraud happened in blatant view of everyone, I wouldn't believe in Constitutional rights.

 

[John Carmack]

I guess this should be the beginning of us renaming the thread "The Chipman bros". Chris is going Bob's way way too hard way too fast. He's already clamoring for revenge on conservatives for "robbing" the presidency in the last elections and he's posting propaganda and gobbling it up. How much time will it take for him to become a carbon copy of Bob?

Chris could actually be worse. Unlike Bob, he actually has to work and interact with other people on a daily basis. It's a matter of when, not if, he gets shitcanned due spilling his spaghetti over a workmate saying something pro Trump.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

So is Bob believing this will get people like Tim Pool, Sargon, and others like them censored in some ways?

Most likely. After all, only bad people are mean online. Or else they wouldn't screech/point and laugh at his nuclear takes and the takes of other deeply idiotic people.

Chris could actually be worse. Unlike Bob, he actually has to work and interact with other people on a daily basis. It's a matter of when, not if, he gets shitcanned due spilling his spaghetti over a workmate saying something pro Trump.

If that would come to pass, i would feel for Chris. Not out of pity, but out of being unable to restrain himself to behave like a functional and normal human being. We can already assume that Bob cannot operate in real life like a normal person and he probably has the same behaviour like in the internet. But for Chris to ruin his onw life by becoming what he has seen as a failure in the flesh for several years will be both hilarious and depressing.

 

[Illiterate Wanderer]

Does Bob think we're going to be a post-calling people the gamer word to their face society in his lifetime?

 

[thismanlies]

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It’ll start with censoring shit he dislikes. But eventually he’ll squeal like a stuck pig when some AI algorithm pegs him as an incel and starts censoring his tweets.

 

[Bolo]

Robert cooming over the prospect of government censorship:
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"Already winning"

Funny how he is quick to use the "enemy's" lingo when it suits him.

So, can't wait for the dementia ridden septuagenarian old man read up and approve a efficient measure for what read as "internet cops"

And it won't change any of the abuse you've been getting lately Robert, the people who hate you the most aren't the Gamergaters or any sort of gater, or the alt-right whatever the fuck does that mean now, but the very people this "Task force" wants to "protect".

And yes yes, we all know Robert, it isn't about you, you are the big and strong fighting man from "Bashton", its about all those colleagues of yours who almost lost their lives during gamergate, how brave of you.

And yet, I have the suspicion you won't get to see the ending you want Robert, this internet cop bullshit never worked before. Either enter full censorship shit, or it will be a limp dicked atempt, and I don't know if the cucks at facebook and twitter would be down for that, since that could tank their business for good.

And if twitter tanks, so what you got Robert? Facebook is for moms, you don't have any clout to stand anywhere else, your you tube channel is dead in the water, and since you got kicked out of the escapist, you best video barely cracked 30k videos, which is half of what you getting at the start of the year back in the escapist.

What I am saying Robert, if this task force really cracks the whip and makes people leave social media where they can be fined or even face more severe punishment for what they can type while taking a shit, where does that leave you? You gonna go through life just taking that Patreon money well into your old age?

 

[Godzilla@1989]

I also love how he edits out Gamergate because it looks like he’s uncomfortable talking about it because he lost his first gig at the Escapist.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Robert cooming over the prospect of government censorship:
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Sargon couldn't get Trump to tweet out #GamerGate but Trump will get Biden to do it.

EDIT:
Bob, yet again, laying his cards on the table

https://twitter.com/Ethelmonster/status/1325378795646427143

https://archive.vn/l2eTr

Do it Bob and crew. I dare ya!

However, Bobby's focus right now isn't on Biden, but on AOC.

Bobby shit-talks a negro and got shit-talked back. (Ragnarok Lobster doesn't specify the "she", but other twitterites assumes it is AOC.)

https://archive.vn/WcTKg

I can't tell you how happy this makes me. I've been following eclecticbrotha since 2016 (sidenote, he is one of the whitest sounding black person I've ever seen on social media) and was super stoked when I saw Bob responding to him before the election. Now Bob coming out to tell this goddamned nigger to get into goddamned line like all the other good negroes is *chef kiss*. I especially love how EB asks, quite pointedly, who the fuck are you.

 

[Chad Holdenford]

It's amazing that even in an event that would theoretically make El Blob beam with joy, he still comes off as a vindictive, cantankerous asshole. Could it be that his incredibly unhealthy lifestyle and Twitter addiction blocked his synapses to receive dopamine, or said synapses are also the same ones for rage and bile?

Also, how the hell does Bob not realize that he is disliked by everyone but his direct family?

 

[Mola Ram]

It's amazing that even in an event that would theoretically make El Blob beam with joy, he still comes off as a vindictive, cantankerous asshole. Could it be that his incredibly unhealthy lifestyle and Twitter addiction blocked his synapses to receive dopamine, or said synapses are also the same ones for rage and bile?

Also, how the hell does Bob not realize that he is disliked by everyone but his direct family?

Part of it may be that the election's not quite over yet. If (big, big if) Trump is right and there really was massive fraud, you're looking at unrest that'll make everything else that happened so far this year look tame. In any event, there is some uncertainty about when this will be over, so he's salty over that. But ultimately I don't think it'll make that much of a difference. Being an asshole is just Bob's nature. Ain't gonna change no matter which gang of crooks is running DC.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

It’s safe to say that Bob Chipman won’t know another moment of serenity or joy as long as he lives. That’s why this thread is so hilarious. Even if all his dreams came true, Bob would still be bitter and miserable.

 

[TexOffender]

It’s safe to say that Bob Chipman won’t know another moment of serenity or joy as long as he lives. That’s why this thread is so hilarious. Even if all his dreams came true, Bob would still be bitter and miserable.

And fat and ugly.