Things you regret learning about from the internet

[BlueArmedDevil]

Screw worms and bot flies

 

[Carlos Thin]

Chris-Chan

 

[Splendid]

Duck penises

 

[Overcast]

Rule 34, blue waffles, fluffy ponies, ect.

 

[LordDarkrai]

Deeker, That person who beheaded a dog(I refuse to look at that thread), using bleach to cure autism which is a really bad idea, and Connor in general to be honest.

 

[AnOminous]

Krokodil.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

most political stuff

 

[Philosophy Zombie]

The list of "things I didn't regret learning about from the internet" would be a lot shorter.

 

[Zvantastika]

- Pamperchu
- Vorarephilia and all its variants
- Lots of fetishes (inflation, feet, ballons... latex diapers... just to name some)
- People like Nick Bate exists (Makes me sad to realize these kind of people are out there and sometimes get away with their shit for a long time before being arrested)
- People like DSP and Tom Preston exists (people who actually make money from being horrible and shitty at most)

And I'm pretty sure I'm missing lots of other things but I really don't want to remember. I made a good job at sealing them in a box and I don't feel like re opening it.

 

[HypeBeast]

10 years ago on myspace people used to post bulletins with videos that would automatically play once you clicked them. Once I clicked one that had one of those "crush" animal abuse fetish videos with a woman killing puppies and kittens with her heels. ): Still makes me really sad.

 

[Mourning Dove]

Rule 34 and weird fetishes like vore and stuff. Ruining fandoms and childhoods since the beginning of time.

I also remember years ago learning that Prussian Blue existed made my heart level go down to 0%. Though apparently now they aren't creepy Neo Nazis anymore...

 

[AveraDiane]

Krokodil, the SCUM commercial thing from Sweden, that fucking guro manga of a girl gets a lot of holes in her body by inserting things, sinkholes, spider bites and some others.

 

[c-no]

-Fetishes that many would no doubt be disgusted at (diapers, scat, etc.)
-Krokodil (just looked it up a few minutes ago. I thought was referring to a Pokemon, much to my naivety)

 

[fishercat]

Lotus breast. Just lotus breast.

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

I once took a course in farm injuries.

I thought I was a harden soul but some of those images...

When they say don't mess around by the thresher, DONT MESS AROUND BY THE THRESHER.

The gunshot course was cake compare it to.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

As much as I'd love to just simply cop out and say "the entire internet". That isn't completely accurate (it's up there, don't get me wrong).

Here's just a few things I regret discovering instead:
- DeviantArt's dark community of horrifying fetishes. In fact, I might as well just extend it to every other image posting site.
- The existence of people like Deeker, Andrew Dobson, Nick Bate, Anita Sarkesian and so on.
- The hive of scum and idiocy that is Wizardchan. Also 4Chan's existance as a whole.
- Bronies. Just the bronies. What else can I say about them?
- The fact that everyone, whether or not they have a mental deficiency in real life, can and at times, will, act like a retarded moron on the internet.

 

[Konstantinos]

The existence of this forum.

But seriously, I could go without knowing what fluffies and adult babies are.

 

[Queen of Tarts]

Youtube retards.

 

[Carlos Thin]

Lotus breast. Just lotus breast.

You do know that's fake?

 

[fishercat]

You do know that's fake?

Oh, I know that. It's still squicks me out.