Official Space Station 13 Server

[gnomo porcello]

Guide to /tg/code clown for those who want to be a clown:

antag clown:

 

[Shaka Brah]

 

[Gravemind]

I've been obsessed with this stupid game for like 15+ years now

you need to add poop/farts and superfart poop explosions and it will be amazing

I'm fine with farts. Farts are funny. Especially when they result in literally blowing your ass off/self-implosion. Shit is just going to result in shit-smeared stations almost every round.

 

[Shaka Brah]

I'm fine with farts. Farts are funny. Especially when they result in literally blowing your ass off/self-implosion. Shit is just going to result in shit-smeared stations almost every round.

We'll surely end up with a lot of lolcow themed in-jokes.

 

[Gravemind]

We'll surely end up with a lot of lolcow themed in-jokes.

If that was meant to make a case for the benefits of a shit-smeared station

I'm slightly more convinced of it being a good idea than I was one post ago.

 

[Nuns with guns]

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lol I said this because there was a girl that wanted us to treat her opossum. That round was crazy because everyone seemed to drop like a hundred bodies on us and were ready to latch them on beds as soon as they could.

 

[Dyn]

I don't know the game well enough to know if this would help, but would reducing the number of antag slots per round be a good idea? It seems like most people enabling antag roles are turbosperg experts joining from the lobby, and the complete lack of robustness in the majority of kiwi players, especially during real nigga no-admin hours, means stations are often collapsing in 15-30 minutes.

 

[TurdFondler]

Just enable your own antag roles you dingus.

Life on a space station is harsh, unfair and often times brutal.

 

[Eris!]

I don't know the game well enough to know if this would help, but would reducing the number of antag slots per round be a good idea? It seems like most people enabling antag roles are turbosperg experts joining from the lobby, and the complete lack of robustness in the majority of kiwi players, especially during real nigga no-admin hours, means stations are often collapsing in 15-30 minutes.

You are complaining about an actual core feature of the game. The station is meant to fall apart. That's the fun.
There is a specific game mode for making the round not go to shit in 15 minutes, it's called extended.

 

[Dyn]

You are complaining about an actual core feature of the game. The station is meant to fall apart. That's the fun.
There is a specific game mode for making the round not go to shit in 15 minutes, it's called extended.

I'm not complaining, I'm just noticing a huge difference between admin-hours rounds and no-admin-hours rounds and assuming something's going wrong.

 

[Eris!]

I'm not complaining, I'm just noticing a huge difference between admin-hours rounds and no-admin-hours rounds and assuming something's going wrong.

Some servers will turn extended on during no admin hours because they are faggots who hate fun. Good servers know that no admin hours are the hours where you get to test your plasmaflooding skills.

 

[TurdFondler]

If you join kiwistation and you don't have an escape plan you're already dead.

If you're playing at no admin hours make sure you find a multitool, screwdriver, wire cutters and a crowbar. It will increase your survival rate significantly.

 

[Shaka Brah]

I'm not complaining, I'm just noticing a huge difference between admin-hours rounds and no-admin-hours rounds and assuming something's going wrong.

We probably get more NA server shitters during NA hours when Null is offline.

 

[Strelok]

Can we make people who don't know the difference between your and you're or there, their, and they're valid targets.

 

[Goyslop Muncher]

Can we make people who don't know the difference between your and you're or there, their, and they're valid targets.

That would include 90% of players

 

[Eris!]

Anyone is valid if it's funny enough.

 

[Shaka Brah]

Anyone is valid if it's funny enough.

I'll let a talking mime live if he says something funny.

 

[ElAbominacion]

@Null, ban whoever plays "Sleeping Cum Beauty" on round 108, because they're some metagrudging piece of shit. They also murdered Murdoch Murdoch for wanting to bail out a dude who only trespassed and got straight jacked and muzzled.

 

[Gravemind]

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@Null, ban whoever plays "Sleeping Cum Beauty" on round 108, because they're some metagrudging piece of shit. They also murdered Murdoch Murdoch for wanting to bail out a dude who only trespassed and got straight jacked and muzzled.

>not playing with Dark Mode on

You deserved it.

 

[Nuns with guns]

Is the server suddenly down?