Unpopular opinions about food

I'm not saying that they're bad, but avocados are overrated. I've never had an avocado and was forced into making some involuntary soy face while having to post about my experience on Instagram like some people seem to over an avocado.
Avacodos are just healthy lard, fat to sprinkle on stuff. Nothing special otherwise.
 
They also can't fight if they're in the middle of a shit, which happens inadvertently when you get ambushed.
During the American civil war, more people died of diarrhea than of gunshot wounds. And war was still fought by certain rules (landmines had been invented but weren't used because it was considered generally unfair to target soldiers who weren't participating in combat), and diarrhea was so common that soldiers would often stop to take a dump during a battle, so it was generally considered rude to shoot at them while they were doing so.
 
I still believe it's best just with salt and pepper, but I'll agree with this one. But that's mainly because I don't like tartar sauce all that much. replace that pickle juice with some cayenne pepper for a creamy spicy mayo if you're gonna be a savage and eat sauced salmon.

Country fried steak is better than fried chicken sometimes. That's my unpopular opinion.
That sounds basically like a cajun remloulade.

On the topic of tartar, I always liked it, but one place eventually ruined me on it, and now I can only eat it homemade. Upping the capers and lemon juice gives it a nice, sour edge that goes great with cod, or flounder. I'd never use tartar with salmon, though.

Beef wellington is overrated. There are better uses for paté than smearing a fucking steak with it, anyone who wastes truffles on it is retarded when properly prepared mushrooms work just as well, and I maintain it's a product of the "throw expensive shit together to look fancy" branch of cooking.

Eel stew is fucking delicious and anyone who shit talks it for being rubbery haven't simmered the eel long enough.

Tenderizing should only be done with hammers, mainly because it's really catharthic to beat the shit out of your meat while calling it names.

Spam and scrapple get a bad rap and have worthy contributions to offer the culinary world. Spam musubi is one of the only worthwile thing hawaiians have brought into the world, second only to Hawaiian sluts.
 
I assume you mean MRE. I've never had one, do they make you constipated? They should include packets of Metamucil. Soldiers can't fight on full colons.
They're generally calorically dense and that's more likely to cause constipation than diarrhea, and diarrhea is something that can be fatal. They generally contain things like protein bars, crackers, peanut butter, stuff with lots of calories.
 
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They're generally calorically dense and that's more likely to cause constipation than diarrhea, and diarrhea is something that can be fatal. They generally contain things like protein bars, crackers, peanut butter, stuff with lots of calories.
Dunno about now, but the leaf rations used to be on a 5 day cycle. Day 1 and 2 would stop you upand day 5 was a shitter. You used to be able to make sure that assholes constantly got the shitter rats. Good times.
 
If you don't like [food] it's just because you've not had good [food]. You need to prepare it well and use [sauces] and [sides] to completely coverup the underlying taste and texture of [food] but that doesn't mean [food] isn't as good as I say it is. You're just not classy like me, please do yourself a favor and go to a good restaurant.
 
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I've had fucking awful "local" pizza and I've never got the sentiment that it's inherently better than chain location pizza

Local pizza shops are like indie bands. I'm cool with eating Domino's just like I'm cool with listening to a stadium-overfilling group like Metallica, but they'll never be anybody's favorite because of how mass market they are. There's nothing to hate, but nothing to love either.

So, my fav pizza place is a mom and pop shop owned by Hmongs who claim to make Greek pizza just like their grandmama used to. Fuck if I know how that happened, but anyway. You have to rip at the crust with your teeth instead of just biting, there's only enough cheese so they can legally call it a pizza, and they don't fucking have a traditional red sauce.

Almost my entire family hates that place. Not enough cheese, sauce is too spicy, bitch bitch bitch. But I hate crispy crust and a lot of cheese, so I hate their fave, also a local shop. But we can all agree on some place with 10,000 locations and 250,000 employees because they cater to 350,000,000 assholes who have to compromise on where to eat from.
 
Deep frying a turkey is a stupid redneck way of cooking a turkey and you're more likely to burn yourself or set something on fire doing it.

Brine the bird for a day or overnight in pickling salts or pickling spice. ... trust me I used to work at CFA it's how our filets stay juicy and flavorful
 
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Deep frying a turkey is a stupid redneck way of cooking a turkey and you're more likely to burn yourself or set something on fire doing it.

Brine the bird for a day or overnight in pickle juice or pickling spice. ... trust me I used to work at CFA it's how our filets stay juicy and flavorful
Had you at brining. Lost you at "pickle."

Salting is the key to a juicy roast.
 
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