Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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Deadweight said:
Thats fair, I guess I feel kind of sympathetic as I had a friend in high school who was similarly awkward around women, and got dressed down in the middle of the school newsroom for saying a girl was his friend. He wasn't exactly chicken marinated in Mountain Dew awkward, but I still kind of cringe when I see something like this happen.

The most telling part is in replies Lindsay has explained it wasnt really even about him harassing her, she just didn't like being associated with him because of Bob's antifans. This seems like more of a leafy in keemstar situation, as opposed to him actually bringing this on himself for posting the picture.
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You have to remember this is KF. Everyone here is fit, has excellent social skills, healthy relationships, and has never experienced embarrassment themselves. Everything is weird to them, and every action warrants scrutiny, criticism, and discussion

In all seriousness, at least your buddy's embarrassment only exists in memories. Bob got crushed via tweet, forever archived for the enjoyment of the collective. It's like a morphine drip for those upset about the outcome of the election
 
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Itterasshai said:
Re: telling Bob off in private.
The opportunity for this had likely passed ages ago. He and Lindsay are public people; ostensibly, he kept insinuating in the open that they were friends. If she addressed this in private, people would still be left with an impression they indeed had a relationship.
And there is no non-devastating way of publicly saying, ‘This guy and I, despite what he was claiming, are not friends and never were.’

As for the soft-blocking, any socially competent person will recognise this as a hint to piss off. At the very least, after the sixth time.
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Laughingjoke2 said:
Which thank god she did do this publicly and not privately just to see Film Robert's heart publicly broken and humiliated. This is probably HS all over for him.
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This is the main point I'm trying to make.

You could argue a private recrimination would have been more "proper," but then we wouldn't have had all this glorious milk. We would probably never see their DMs.

And Bob is a piece of shit anyways. I have no sympathy for him, even if Lindsay might not be the most ideal person to knock him down a peg (or several dozen). By having it be somebody from the SJW hugbox gut him, he is now genuinely blown the fuck out. I don't know if anybody fully ideologically opposed to him could have pulled this off. In fact, I'm pretty sure they couldn't. He'd be screeching about ring wings plots now if it weren't somebody like Lindsay. Even Blob hasn't be retarded enough to try that excuse in this instance (yet).

Deadweight said:
Thats fair, I guess I feel kind of sympathetic as I had a friend in high school who was similarly awkward around women, and got dressed down in the middle of the school newsroom for saying a girl was his friend. He wasn't exactly chicken marinated in Mountain Dew awkward, but I still kind of cringe when I see something like this happen.
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I would agree with this if it wasn't somebody like Bob. Bob is a horrible person, and he's being burned by the very ideology he's been carrying water for. Fuck him.
 
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Deadweight said:
I don't get it, Bob's cringe and all but he never really seemed like someone who'd actually press an issue if you told him to stop. (which as far as I know he didn't.) If she wanted him to get the hint then why softblock him? Isn't the entire point of softblocking that people don't understand what is going on? It seems like if she just told Bob to knock it off in a DM he would have.
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Doing it in public was the only way she could make it clear that she was never Bob's friend. She might be a cunt, but telling Bob off in private wouldn't have the effect she wanted. I'm completely willing to believe that her main goal was completely crushing any attempt by Bob to claim there was an association between them. She certainly doesn't mind being in the center of a drama in which she appears to be completely justified to her audience and most onlookers, but that's more of a bonus to her.
 
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Captain Manning said:
This is the main point I'm trying to make.

You could argue a private recrimination would have been more "proper," but then we wouldn't have had all this glorious milk. We would probably never see their DMs.

And Bob is a piece of shit anyways. I have no sympathy for him, even if Lindsay might not be the most ideal person to knock him down a peg (or several dozen). By having it be somebody from the SJW hugbox gut him, he is now genuinely blown the fuck out. I don't know if anybody fully ideologically opposed to him could have pulled this off. In fact, I'm pretty sure they couldn't. He'd be screeching about ring wings plots now if it weren't somebody like Lindsay. Even Blob hasn't be retarded enough to try that excuse in this instance (yet).


I would agree with this if it wasn't somebody like Bob. Bob is a horrible person, and he's being burned by the very ideology he's been carrying water for. Fuck him.
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Also, even if I wanna imagine myself as a woman (just toss in your own joke here) if I was in her position, if a dude is being as publicly dumb and gay as him you should be able to just embarass him. Like in high school if a dude is talking to his friends about how he went to a cool kid's party, that cool kid should be able to walk by and chime in with "lol u weren't invited bitch"
 
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Me12123 said:
He protected his tweets, anyone know if he has ever done that before? As far as I know it’s a first, now excuse me I need to do the crab rave for ten hours. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-50NdPawLVY
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He protected his "personal" account before. But that a novelty account he probably just made at the behest of the Escapist. He never took it seriously and couldn't help but still mostly shitpost on his main account (since that has so many more followers and Bob feels a compulsion for EVERYONE to know about any shitpost he makes). For the record he's forgotten his personal account so much he didn't even bother to protect it:
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Laughingjoke2 said:
I'll give her a little benefit of a doubt here. The original pic he loved to constantly show from years ago had that vibe of a pretty popular girl in HS feeling sorry for the class loser and signing his yearbook. But for years he has used this as proof that they are friends so she tried to low key give him a hint that they weren't without actually flatout shattering his dreams they were, but she finally had enough and decided to shout to the world for him to knock it off.

Which thank god she did do this publicly and not privately just to see Film Robert's heart publicly broken and humiliated. This is probably HS all over for him.
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Yeah... but here is the thing, it shouldn't be HS all over again for Robert, because that is the kind of shit we LEARN in the social context school.

The thing that is fascinating about Robert isn't quite the twitter rants or autism, is that, in a fucked up way, he is relatable, a lot that we see in the guy are vestigial parts that we already left behind. That is why a lot of his rants sound absolutely juvenile. But at one point of our lives, we all were like Robert, but with experiences and time, we move on.

Even this thing with Lindsay, I think it's safe to say that everyone had a similiar experience at one point, of course, not as public, but again, we all learn when to take a hint.

That is one of the reasons why cows like Robert are fascinating even when they are just going through the motions, that cringe feeling at looking into a fucked up mirror.

Sad part is, I don't think Robert is capable of moving on, he has a bad case of arrested development. Still, Robert makes it hard to pity him because of all the resentment, arrogance and scorn he has for others.
 
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Captain Manning said:
I would agree with this if it wasn't somebody like Bob. Bob is a horrible person, and he's being burned by the very ideology he's been carrying water for. Fuck him.
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Bingo. There are plenty of lolcows who I feel don't deserve the extent of their criticism, but whenever I find myself feeling sorry for Bob, remember that to him I'm likely an unevolved, biological monstrosity and he wouldn't consider me to be human
 
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Gonna ditto other people's points on this.
On one hand, I hate Lindsay Ellis. I hate the kind of bullshit SJW tactics she and her breadtuber pals are using to attack Bob.
On the other hand, I fucking despise Moviebob. I cannot think of a person more deserving of being taken down a peg. The more people that know what kind of person Bob is, the better. In Bob's own words "no bad tactics, only bad targets". I disagree with that statement but it's hilarious in retrospect.

Think I'm just gonna keep hating them both while celebrating Bob getting BTFO for once.
 
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