Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

Mackerel Fish Stew · Nov 12, 2020

https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1326978105790115841 (archive)
Tabitha the horrifyingly crusty dinosaur plush makes another appearance.

Now for some highlights that seem to have been missed earlier in the day (correct me if any were already posted):

https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1326936142718013443 (archive)
https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1326967151480037376 (archive)
https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1326970124876865543 (archive)
Grown 30-something year old man whines and cries about the horror of *gasp* receiving a phone call and how neurotypical society has it out for him. Complains about how he has "no spoons" to deal with anything else for the rest of the day. Judging by his average work output on the ranch, maybe he should do some e-begging to restock his cutlery drawer.
Also lol at the replies on that last tweet claiming that they don't know a single neurotypical trans person, yet not putting two and two together.

https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1326948894085820416 (archive)
More gender sperging and buyer's remorse

https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1326926290302115846 (archive)
In an impressive show of hypocrisy, Kevin decries anyone who would laugh and say a whole state deserves its high COVID cases just because the voter base is majority red. Not because he actually cares if conservatives die... but because they travel to infect the blue states too! "Grow up! Be more compassionate to others!" :story:

Projection.

https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1326748470766530562 (archive)
"I may be a pathetic clout chaser who spirals into depression every time someone I barely knew softblocks me because of my endless thirst tweets and e-begging, but at least I'm not as creepy and autistic as that Movie Blob!"

https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1326696556247060481 (archive)
And now, saving the best for last: the Farms ruin Kevin's day by doing absolutely nothing once again. You should all be ashamed of yourselves.

SIGSEGV · Nov 12, 2020

Mackerel Fish Stew said:
https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1326696556247060481 (archive)
And now, saving the best for last: the Farms ruin Kevin's day by doing absolutely nothing once again. You should all be ashamed of yourselves.

"~~Luigi~~ Kiwi Farms wins by doing absolutely nothing"

Big Bad Wart · Nov 12, 2020

Mackerel Fish Stew said:
"I may be a pathetic clout chaser who spirals into depression every time someone I barely knew softblocks me because of my endless thirst tweets and e-begging, but at least I'm not as creepy and autistic as that Movie Blob!"
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The man who shares his rotting neo-vagene on twitter and can't spend 5 seconds without blurting out his fetish is talking about boundaries. The level of cognitive dissonance wow... just wow.

Kevin you are not an occasional clout-chaser you are a perpetual clout-chaser.

Xanax and Wine · Nov 12, 2020

Mackerel Fish Stew said:
And now, saving the best for last: the Farms ruin Kevin's day by doing absolutely nothing once again. You should all be ashamed of yourselves.

If we can make Kevs day worse just by existing I am happy to do my part! Easiest win we'll ever get.

Iron Hamster · Nov 12, 2020

Mackerel Fish Stew said:
And now, saving the best for last: the Farms ruin Kevin's day by doing absolutely nothing once again. You should all be ashamed of yourselves.
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Hmmmmm. Imagine obsessing over yourself in 2020.

Miss Misery · Nov 12, 2020

Imagine still referring to spoon theory in 2020.

Faggy Blanket · Nov 12, 2020

Mackerel Fish Stew said:
https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1326936142718013443 (archive)
https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1326967151480037376 (archive)
https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1326970124876865543 (archive)
Grown 30-something year old man whines and cries about the horror of *gasp* receiving a phone call and how neurotypical society has it out for him. Complains about how he has "no spoons" to deal with anything else for the rest of the day. Judging by his average work output on the ranch, maybe he should do some e-begging to restock his cutlery drawer.
Also lol at the replies on that last tweet claiming that they don't know a single neurotypical trans person, yet not putting two and two together.
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This man is so pathetic it's hilarious. For all the game he talks online about punching TERFs (assaulting women), hitting cops, starting revolutions for fully automated luxury gay space communism and whatever other Twitter leftist shit he brainlessly parrots, he proves that people like him can't even order pizza on the phone without an anxiety attack.

What violence or change are you really capable of, Kevin? You can't interact with a person over the phone without becoming useless. Throwing a brick at a cop? You know damn well your lardass doesn't have the ability to walk half a mile at one of those riots without keeling over. Forget being useful enough to be the muscle, you're getting lazier and fatter by the second as shown by your massive gunt. Any old school commie wouldn't have tolerated you in their movement, you would have been dragged out and shot for being a degenerate.

Spoons, my ass. You're a complete drain on everyone you come in contact with. You grift from your idiot troon followers who will give you money you need for "bills", but you seemingly have the ability to pay for all the plastic kiddie crap you want. You don't do a single thing to help out around the tranch. You snap at innocent children who are just trying to help you out in a video game. You don't possess the ability to be decent, polite, or even tolerable in any context. Your Twitter account is proof of that.

Projection.

EDIT: Also, "cis people think about gender more than trans people?" That's rich, coming from the crowd of people who make being a disgusting fetishist or genderspecial their whole personality. And which is it anyways, do cis people overthink gender or are they ignorant neanderthals who have to be enlightened by their troon saviors? Be consistent.

0 0 · Nov 12, 2020

Mackerel Fish Stew said:
https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1326978105790115841 (archive)
Tabitha the horrifyingly crusty dinosaur plush makes another appearance.
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Now for some highlights that seem to have been missed earlier in the day (correct me if any were already posted):

https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1326936142718013443 (archive)
https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1326967151480037376 (archive)
https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1326970124876865543 (archive)
Grown 30-something year old man whines and cries about the horror of *gasp* receiving a phone call and how neurotypical society has it out for him. Complains about how he has "no spoons" to deal with anything else for the rest of the day. Judging by his average work output on the ranch, maybe he should do some e-begging to restock his cutlery drawer.
Also lol at the replies on that last tweet claiming that they don't know a single neurotypical trans person, yet not putting two and two together.
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https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1326948894085820416 (archive)
More gender sperging and buyer's remorse
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https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1326926290302115846 (archive)
In an impressive show of hypocrisy, Kevin decries anyone who would laugh and say a whole state deserves its high COVID cases just because the voter base is majority red. Not because he actually cares if conservatives die... but because they travel to infect the blue states too! "Grow up! Be more compassionate to others!"
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Projection.
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https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1326748470766530562 (archive)
"I may be a pathetic clout chaser who spirals into depression every time someone I barely knew softblocks me because of my endless thirst tweets and e-begging, but at least I'm not as creepy and autistic as that Movie Blob!"
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https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1326696556247060481 (archive)
And now, saving the best for last: the Farms ruin Kevin's day by doing absolutely nothing once again. You should all be ashamed of yourselves.
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Finally, something I can agree with. That is correct, Kevin, there is nothing inherently feminine about a neovagina.

And don't be so modest. Your Kiwifarms thread is also the third result under your Twitter and also on Pinterest for some reason, not just the autofill result.

No need to be coy, either. Why wouldn't a person read up on lolcows in 2020? It's the prime season coming right off of the elections. I don't know how you think you can fool anyone into thinking you're above it all when you've made multiple statements saying it bothers you, including just now.

Easy Peasy · Nov 12, 2020

Anytime I feel like Kevin is making me unnecessarily Moti, I just go click on another cow to laugh at. Meanwhile the farms lives rent free in Kevvies head. Mazel tov Kiwi's you're doing a great job!

lfaw · Nov 13, 2020

days without begging for money: 0. $120 this time.

kevin, you fucker, what bills could you possibly have in a self sufficient ranch in the middle of nowhere?

Stupid Sexy Flanders · Nov 13, 2020

lfaw said:
days without begging for money: 0. $120 this time.
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kevin, you fucker, what bills could you possibly have in a self sufficient ranch in the middle of nowhere?

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The set costs $60, so I guess he decided to double that sum?

s0mbra · Nov 13, 2020

Stupid Sexy Flanders said:
The set costs $60, so I guess he decided to double that sum?

One to play with and one to display

Squid Diddler · Nov 13, 2020

Did he actually admit to being a lolcow?

:thinking:

Pork Soda · Nov 13, 2020

E-begging for bills and posting about the latest toy he preordered in the same day. I will never understand how he lacks such basic humility.

White Devil · Nov 13, 2020

Pork Soda said:
E-begging for bills and posting about the latest toy he preordered in the same day. I will never understand how he lacks such basic humility.

Like we've covered before, his sense of shame went with his balls.

Trigger Me Timbers · Nov 13, 2020

Mackerel Fish Stew said:
And now, saving the best for last: the Farms ruin Kevin's day by doing absolutely nothing once again. You should all be ashamed of yourselves.
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This actually broke me, I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so much Kiwi Farms. People are coming up to me asking me what’s so funny and I can’t explain to them why am laughing so hard.

:story:

fuck me Kevvie sorry to shit on your birthday cake. Maybe you should DMCA deer feeder. That always works!

well his paypigs will buy him some new space toys to get his mind off it.

Chapstick4Lyfe · Nov 13, 2020

My curiosity got the best of me, so I decided to autistically catalogue Kevin's e-begging.

Since Aug 8, Kevin Gibes has e-begged for $6245.12+ (he asked for an unspecified amount 13 times)

On 3/5/21, the tranch had a training exercise for tranny waco and e-begged for ~~$5130~~ over $100,000 as of 3/20/21
lol Christ

I think I got everything, but I can add to list if anyone finds more. Don't forget to archive because fatass likes to delete the evidence.

And lol, this aged well

Edit: added more instances of grifting

Norman B. Normal · Nov 13, 2020

Chapstick4Lyfe said:
My curiosity got the best of me, so I decided to autistically catalogue Kevin's e-begging.

Aug 8 - $unknown
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/kevin...the-artwork-of-kevin-gibes.65259/post-7083385
http://archive.vn/UskO1

Aug 20 - $unknown
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/kevin...the-artwork-of-kevin-gibes.65259/post-7171136
https://archive.md/1iX8s

Sept 11 - $unknown
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/kevin...the-artwork-of-kevin-gibes.65259/post-7323697

Sept 26 - $160
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/kevin...the-artwork-of-kevin-gibes.65259/post-7427172

Oct 6 - $30
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/kevin...the-artwork-of-kevin-gibes.65259/post-7486117
https://archive.vn/q0Kbd

Oct 12 - $unknown
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/kevin...the-artwork-of-kevin-gibes.65259/post-7523919
https://archive.vn/0jfkk

Oct 15 - $170
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/kevin...the-artwork-of-kevin-gibes.65259/post-7543632

Oct 23 - $120
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/kevin...the-artwork-of-kevin-gibes.65259/post-7590498
https://archive.vn/njT3W

Nov 2 - $150
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/kevin...the-artwork-of-kevin-gibes.65259/post-7656017
https://archive.vn/9zMvN

Nov 11 - $20
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/kevin...the-artwork-of-kevin-gibes.65259/post-7737568
https://archive.vn/pDJje

Nov 12 - $150
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/kevin...the-artwork-of-kevin-gibes.65259/post-7747209
https://archive.vn/Lzh7r

Since Aug 8, Kevin Gibes has e-begged for $800+ (he asked for an unspecified amount 4 times)

I think I got everything, but I can add to list if anyone finds more. Don't forget to archive because fatass likes to delete the evidence.

And lol, this aged well
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Edit: added more instances of grifting

12 days, then 22, then 15, then 10, then 6, then 3, then 8, then 10, then 8, then 1. Little by little, the interval shrinks as the addiction grows. At first you can make it a couple of weeks no problem, but every time the high wears off a little sooner, and you have to go to the well more and more, and then before you know it all your orbiters have unfollowed you to get away from the grift and you're reduced to tweeting into the void multiple times a day about can some kind soul please send me $20 so I can get my nephew a happy meal? Please? and no one ever answers. Welcome to your future, Kevin.

ConsoleWarVet · Nov 13, 2020

Mackerel Fish Stew said:
https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1326748470766530562 (archive)
"I may be a pathetic clout chaser who spirals into depression every time someone I barely knew softblocks me because of my endless thirst tweets and e-begging, but at least I'm not as creepy and autistic as that Movie Blob!"
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Awfully optimistic of Kevin. Bob's thread is almost exactly 6 years old and just over 3200 pages. Bob, on average, has generated 44.4 pages of content each month.

Kevin on the other hand has only had a thread since the beginning of the year and managed to already rack up 515 pages worth of laughs, flying past Bob with 51.5 pages a month.

Iirc Bob has been in the highlight section of the site twice this year, compared to Kevin's one. I'd argue he's somehow significantly worse at reading the room than Bob.

Edit: bob's had at least three, the cuties defense/memeology slap fight, getting fired from the escapist again, and the recent lindsay ellis put down, and the only one that REALLY blew up his thread was the Lindsay happening.

FreakyFredsTrannyGranny · Nov 13, 2020

Mackerel Fish Stew said:
https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1326978105790115841 (archive)
Tabitha the horrifyingly crusty dinosaur plush makes another appearance.
View attachment 1725495
Now for some highlights that seem to have been missed earlier in the day (correct me if any were already posted):

https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1326936142718013443 (archive)
https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1326967151480037376 (archive)
https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1326970124876865543 (archive)
Grown 30-something year old man whines and cries about the horror of *gasp* receiving a phone call and how neurotypical society has it out for him. Complains about how he has "no spoons" to deal with anything else for the rest of the day. Judging by his average work output on the ranch, maybe he should do some e-begging to restock his cutlery drawer.
Also lol at the replies on that last tweet claiming that they don't know a single neurotypical trans person, yet not putting two and two together.
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https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1326948894085820416 (archive)
More gender sperging and buyer's remorse
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https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1326926290302115846 (archive)
In an impressive show of hypocrisy, Kevin decries anyone who would laugh and say a whole state deserves its high COVID cases just because the voter base is majority red. Not because he actually cares if conservatives die... but because they travel to infect the blue states too! "Grow up! Be more compassionate to others!"
View attachment 1725536 View attachment 1725537 View attachment 1725541

Projection.
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https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1326748470766530562 (archive)
"I may be a pathetic clout chaser who spirals into depression every time someone I barely knew softblocks me because of my endless thirst tweets and e-begging, but at least I'm not as creepy and autistic as that Movie Blob!"
View attachment 1725549

https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1326696556247060481 (archive)
And now, saving the best for last: the Farms ruin Kevin's day by doing absolutely nothing once again. You should all be ashamed of yourselves.
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This "voting needs to be made easier" sentiment always makes my eyes roll. Especially now that we have mail-in voting.
What is their actual solution to making voting "easier?" Telepathy?

Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

Mackerel Fish Stew

A hearty bowl of stew always warms the soul!

SIGSEGV

Segmentation fault (core dumped)

Big Bad Wart

The new Kang in town

Xanax and Wine

suspiciously relaxed

Iron Hamster

New and improved set up!

Miss Misery

Supposed Sigma Female

Faggy Blanket

You smell that, Max? That's lolcow shit.

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Easy Peasy

I got my feminization surgery for free as a

lfaw

Stupid Sexy Flanders

Feels like I'm wearing... nothing at all...

s0mbra

Boop

Squid Diddler

The Cephalopod Menace

Pork Soda

White Devil

Well I may be a monster, but you're gay.

Trigger Me Timbers

Reformed Kekistani™

Chapstick4Lyfe

ask me about Kevin Gibes e-begging - $6245.12+

Norman B. Normal

Why, this stuff’s made in New York City!

ConsoleWarVet

A Nazi designed my fursuit

FreakyFredsTrannyGranny

A doggy dog, like dog, he smelled