Here’s the daily schedule for the 2020 Election thread:
3:00am-5:00am: Generally hopeful chatter, late night catch-ups, early risers.
6:00am-8:00am: New developments begin to trickle in as Twitter wakes up,
@IFuckingLoveJoeBiden makes his court mandated appearance to fuck with people
9:00am-10:00am: Tryhard effortposting, more developments.
10:00am-12:00pm: One or both of
@It's HK-47 and
@AnOminous descend from on high with their daily royal decree and/or to call someone in this thread or in the news a fucking moron.
12:00pm-1:00pm: @EmuWarsVeteran wakes up from his siesta and starts comparing everything to Spain.
1:00pm-3:00pm: More developments, people begin to argue with
@Gehenna about just how fucking terrible Joe Biden will be.
3:00pm-5:00pm: People from the Happenings board get bored with their lame ass thread and hop over to start shit and bait people, often successfully.
5:00pm-7:00pm: Doomposting begins in earnest as people reflect on the day’s events.
7:00pm-10:00pm: Discussion veers off topic towards demographics as people have a pissing contest to see who hates minorities the most.
10:00pm-12:00am: Reasonable discussion resumes, personal emotional anecdotes ramp up,
@StarkRavingMad,
@Inventor of the Telephone,
@MrJokerRager,
@HumanHive make their appearances, if they haven’t already done so earlier in the day.
12:00am-3:00am: Lateposting abounds as people who don’t follow this fast moving fucking thread bring in topics that have already been discussed to death, although some things that otherwise made it through the cracks get caught and brought up.
Let me know if I missed anything.
No joke though I’ve enjoyed every second of it, even while discussing real shit with real world consequences.