Containment Random Chris Updates

It's also very probable that the Idea Guys Combined that with the Sound of lightning strikes and didn't bother to tell him Krakow had one of the largest concentration camps in Poland.
Yeah whenever I see the word Krakow I always think of the city in Poland and cringe every time, although I'm not really expecting him to double back and stop using that phrase at this point, it's embedded in his vocabulary.
 
Okay, stupid question, but how does CWC afford hormone treatments? Is he/she even the one paying for it?
LGBTQOMGWTFBBQ+ friendly doctor writes a prescription and Medicaid pays for it with your tax dollars. And all this time I thought it was putting soy sauce on everything that isn't sweet. Never mind that there's no actual soy in those takeout packs.

I'm just wondering: Aren't those hormone treatments injections? Can you imagine using the Claw of Fail to direct a needle into a vein? Probably jabbed himself so many times he's collapsed so many veins he has to inject via hemorrhoids! :D
 
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Anything apocalyptic will be rejected. It shoyld be all sunshines and rainbows.
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Many speculated that if the merge is actually happened, it'll be chaotic as hell. Literal hell
Apparently Chris reverse retconned the Post-apocalyptic mutant Chris continuity.
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Yeah whenever I see the word Krakow I always think of the city in Poland and cringe every time, although I'm not really expecting him to double back and stop using that phrase at this point, it's embedded in his vocabulary.
If he really felt like he was getting a lot of backlash from it and that people were seriously angry he would just insist that in C-197 Krakow is some Utopian paradise
 
Unless someone put autotune in his recording, I call bullshit that he's singing. Also, it's quite inconsistent that the zinger is chris and not sonichu
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I think it was autotune because there is no way that singer is not Chris given the pure autism in the vocals.
 
I don't think it's autotune because autotune would sound better, but it definitely sounds like Chris doing falsetto
Yep it definitely sounds like Chris doing a feminine voice and with the incoherent rambling that is hard for anyone to replicate but is a trademark for Chris’ singing
 
Chris could never do a feminine voice. He sounds like he's immitating a squirrel with rabies.
Exactly that sounds like Chris' attempt at one and the only way he could ever be feminine is through expensive pills and surgery which he would never undergo because he'd rather spend his money on games and legos

But silly me, Chris already is a sexy goddess according to him and "Sonichu" anyway
 
Wait, I thought Chris was adamant that during his transformation to sonichu form he grew a unicorn horn to open his "third eye", or something like that? I don't see any ponychu transformations here 🤔.

I reckon that's his actual voice, though. It's just a silly falsetto because he's totally a cute anime girl uwu.
 
Wait, I thought Chris was adamant that during his transformation to sonichu form he grew a unicorn horn to open his "third eye", or something like that? I don't see any ponychu transformations here 🤔.

I reckon that's his actual voice, though. It's just a silly falsetto because he's totally a cute anime girl uwu.
He probably can't even fit into people pants anymore, yet he's playing make believe as kuwaii lolita. What a retard.
 
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