Containment Random Chris Updates

What's chris been up to this past month? Not that I'm really bored with him, but my entertainment has been to consumed by the Political Theater lately.

There's far bigger things happening than that stupid Dimension Merge.
He held a religious sermon that was backed up with enablers, has a new intro with terrible vocal delivery, finished his reaction series, proclaimed he voted for Lisa Simpson (is one of the two people in Ruckersville who voted for a write-in candidate) and claimed that Lisa Simpson is the new president in his alternate dimension, proclaimed he'd start a bible on the merge, and had an interview with vsauce2
 
He held a religious sermon that was backed up with enablers, has a new intro with terrible vocal delivery, finished his reaction series, proclaimed he voted for Lisa Simpson (is one of the two people in Ruckersville who voted for a write-in candidate) and claimed that Lisa Simpson is the new president in his alternate dimension, proclaimed he'd start a bible on the merge, and had an interview with vsauce2
All things considered, that's more of an exciting month then people on the farms have probably had.
 
...proclaimed he'd start a bible on the merge
He forgot about it. If not, it's too much work

Lovecraftian Chris Chan exists but not Clyde Cashchu
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He likes the trippy art of Magichan
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in that case what kind of pants does he fit into? (probably none, because he'd be too busy being a fag to get somebody to make pants for him since you know how he is)

Probably bought Jared Fogle's pre-Subway pants if they were available. They just might fit. That or whatever Snorlax wore before she dropped all the weight.
 
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