Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[White Devil]

I'm sure he mostly just lies in bed on his phone but there's like half a dozen people there by now and they have a smart tv, I doubt they operate that off a mobile hotspot. And while I respect people who actually live off the grid as much as possible these people's livelihood is dependant on it, no matter how much they pretend they're pulling in building shitty decks and chicken coops around town.

Take away a troons ability to tweet and be offended on the internet and they will literally die.

 

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He wants to be a titty streamer.

Kevin, you haven't the charisma to string a sentence together on Twitter without being annoying, how in the world do you think you can provide commentary for hours at a time on a livestream without people clicking away?

 

[farttpott]

he's far too old to start Twitch streaming. he's like 33 isn't he? but also streaming isnt money for nothing, I can appreciate (also being old) how keeping up a performance people actually want to watch at scheduled times every week is genuine work. something that's completely foreign to our kat sazzle

 

[Enoby Way]

There is no reason why you can't stream just because you're over a certain age. If people want to tune in, they will.
Speaking as someone quite a bit younger than you I would find it exhausting too, I think it's just about personalities.
And look at it this way: Kevin's entire life is a performance, what's a few extra scheduled hours a week? Doubt he's gonna be able to discipline himself to stick to it though.

 

[Witthel]

There is no reason why you can't stream just because you're over a certain age. If people want to tune in, they will.
Speaking as someone quite a bit younger than you I would find it exhausting too, I think it's just about personalities.
And look at it this way: Kevin's entire life is a performance, what's a few extra scheduled hours a week?

Pretty sure someone who's entire personality is the lovechild of the coomer and consoomer memes wouldn't make for an entertaining streamer.

 

[Cool Spot]

There's lots of successful streamers in their 30s but that's besides the point. I think anyone who would tune into Kev streaming Blast Corps while talking about his revolting genitals and diapers would become suicidal within a few minutes.

 

[scallion]

I would watch him to see his uncurated stream of consciousness spill out, hopefully he tries to talk about politics.

 

[stupid frog]

Kevin, you haven't the charisma to string a sentence together on Twitter without being annoying, how in the world do you think you can provide commentary for hours at a time on a livestream without people clicking away?

Maybe he can take lessons from Jude or something kek

 

[Randall Fragg]

18 naked trannies on Twitter at Tran Ranch!
Soft flaccid girlcocks wanting to be sucked!
18 slimy stink ditches wanting to be fucked!
Trannies and their llamas at Tran Ranch!
Roughly dilating their butchered cocks!
Tran Ranch Really Rocks!

Soft pastey trannies wafting man-scent!
18 more trannies will 41%
Dilation wands ever so bent!
Septic ax wounds at Tran Ranch!
Bloody greasy am hole oozing out pus!
On an ugly man built like a bus!

Trash lying around in big smelly heaps!
While Kevin goes on Twitter to weep!
Tran Ranch... it ROCKS!
Trannies hate their malformed cocks!

 

[BoobWhiskers]

not that I want to encourage him drawing transformers with big titties, but I would have less disdain for him if he asked for art commissions rather than begging for money to allow him to keep... using Twitter

That'd require the incredibly optimistic chance that he knows how to draw, unfortunately.

 

[Bridge to Nowhere]

That'd require the incredibly optimistic chance that he knows how to draw, unfortunately.

If you've seen the beginning of the thread, you already know he can't.

 

[In the Sick of It]

The idea of Kev barking disgusting shit to his phone that he wants to post on Twitter is too gold.

"Now that my eyesight is gone, I can totally feel my vag nerves waking up! Please donate"

 

[Postal_Rat]

Here in we learn about the tranches thanksgiving plans or rather the lack of them.
if you can't cook a four course meal are you even a woman?

Twitter(Archive)

Kevin opines on porn, I honestly lack words I just needed to pass on the feeling.

Twitter(Archive)

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Because who wouldn't want to pay money just to see some coomer doped-up on estrogen show their saggy cone-shaped moobs while playing games?

he's far too old to start Twitch streaming. he's like 33 isn't he? but also streaming isnt money for nothing, I can appreciate (also being old) how keeping up a performance people actually want to watch at scheduled times every week is genuine work. something that's completely foreign to our kat sazzle

Hiya Kevin Kathryn, don’t listen to these K*w* f*rms CHUDS. The are just hateful bigots who hate you for being the best you!

You should absolutely stream, please stream as much as you can!!!! Please give us lots of updates on Penny, Bonnie and everyone else at the ranch, give us updates on the animals , the failing mortgage, your personal battles with being an aging tranny with no skills and the latest news in retro games !

And remember, people like you because you’re so open and transparent!!! so please don’t leave out any details about what’s going on your life .

Spoiler: Content warning: seriously triggering inside this spoiler. do not open if you are triggered by transphobia

Seriously boys, if Kevin streams and gets lots of video content of himself up, it will give dear feeder enough video content to make a MATI stream about him. Honestly nothing would make 2020 better than getting a Kevin Gibes stream

 

[Bridge to Nowhere]

Hiya Kevin Kathryn, don’t listen to these K*w* f*rms CHUDS. The are just hateful bigots who hate you for being the best you!

You should absolutely stream, please stream as much as you can!!!! Please give us lots of updates on Penny, Bonnie and everyone else at the ranch, give us updates on the animals , the failing mortgage, your personal battles with being an aging tranny with no skills and the latest news in retro games !

And remember, people like you because you’re so open and transparent!!! so please don’t leave out any details about what’s going on your life .

Spoiler: Content warning: seriously triggering inside this spoiler. do not open if you are triggered by transphobia

Seriously boys, if Kevin streams and gets lots of video content of himself up, it will give dear feeder enough video content to make a MATI stream about him. Honestly nothing would make 2020 better than getting a Kevin Gibes stream

I support the idea of a Kevin stream, I just don't think it'll last long before a shows up and triggers him into shutting it off. Not to mention streaming takes effort that could be better used to consoom and tweet.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Christ, can anyone imagine listening to Kevin for hours? The brief clips we've heard of his voice are autistically monotone with heavy AGP breathing. A two hour stream of that would be nightmare fuel, especially if he manages to get up a webcam so we can see his AGP stare.

 

[Sarah Connor]

Christ, can anyone imagine listening to Kevin for hours? The brief clips we've heard of his voice are autistically monotone with heavy AGP breathing. A two hour stream of that would be nightmare fuel, especially if he manages to get up a webcam so we can see his AGP stare.

I've actually never heard Kevin talk? I know I probably need to lurk more but I've yet to hear him speak, I always imagined (due to his weird "I'm a dumb girl uwu" tweets) he would have a really weird valley "girl" accent with lots of upspeak.

 

[Red-Hot Copper]

he's far too old to start Twitch streaming. he's like 33 isn't he? but also streaming isnt money for nothing, I can appreciate (also being old) how keeping up a performance people actually want to watch at scheduled times every week is genuine work. something that's completely foreign to our kat sazzle

Woody does it and he's in his 40s

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

I've actually never heard Kevin talk? I know I probably need to lurk more but I've yet to hear him speak, I always imagined (due to his weird "I'm a dumb girl uwu" tweets) he would have a really weird valley "girl" accent with lots of upspeak.

No no no. There was a clip featuring him talking about his toy collection and it was just monotone with weird heavy breathing. It was very very creepy. The thread is so huge at this point so it might need to be featured in the OP, but regardless, I wouldn't recommend anyone to listen to it.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Kevin, you haven't the charisma to string a sentence together on Twitter without being annoying, how in the world do you think you can provide commentary for hours at a time on a livestream without people clicking away?

Pretty sure someone who's entire personality is the lovechild of the coomer and consoomer memes wouldn't make for an entertaining streamer.

He wouldn't be an entertaining streamer, but his streams could still be entertaining. Like watching Shoenice destroy his brain, liver, and stomach, Blade and his IRL streaming shenanigans, Buffalo Wings of Redemption freak out being killed, LTG's "exit to the menu so there's no defeat screen so it totally doesn't count", things like that.

Watching a proper freak show would be nice.

I've actually never heard Kevin talk? I know I probably need to lurk more but I've yet to hear him speak, I always imagined (due to his weird "I'm a dumb girl uwu" tweets) he would have a really weird valley "girl" accent with lots of upspeak.

You won't find that here, sadly. Lots of mouth-breathing degenerates, though.

No no no. There was a clip featuring him talking about his toy collection and it was just monotone with weird heavy breathing. It was very very creepy. The thread is so huge at this point so it might need to be featured in the OP, but regardless, I wouldn't recommend anyone to listen to it.

There was the TV news piece as well, with Troon Bonne's Look of Death.