Lolcow Melinda Leigh Scott & Marshall Castersen - Sue-happy couple. Flat earth conspiracists. Pretending to be Jewish. Believe Kiwi Farms is protected by the Masonic Order. 0-6 on lawsuits. Marshall is dead.

[LoverofPi]

Chaucer isn't old English. Old English is literally like, pre Norman invasion, Anglo-Saxon shit. She has no idea what Old English even is. It is not even the same language. Old English doesn't even inform modern English because about 40% of modern English is fucking French, with French influenced grammar and parts of speech.

A fair point. I should have said Beowulf instead, but as you mention, it has jack all to do with the rules of modern english and Melinda's inability to understand or use them.

 

[A Cardboard Box]

I don't care about the opinion of an inexperienced person fresh off the graduation wheel



Which doesn't undo the First Amendment which is FEDERAL LAW

The Constitution is the supreme law of the USA. State laws cannot over ride the Constitution



I'm still going to leave him. There's nothing he can say at this point to change my mind.

I canceled the Anniversary plans.

Why are you dodging the question of your prophetic dreams about your shithole man?

 

[Spergichu]

I don't care about the opinion of an inexperienced person fresh off the graduation wheel

This would make some sense if they were say a med student fresh out of school and ready to start clinicals, but it's fucking English, Melinda. This shit doesn't change no matter your experience in the field. Also tell me about what Epitaph showed you will happen three months from now.

 

[Baby Yoda]

Why are you dodging the question of your prophetic dreams about your shithole man?

@TamarYaelBatYah let Marshall shove his penis into the hole where she poops and farts from. That's what anal sex is. Every time Melinda farts a part of Marshall escapes her anus.

 

[Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt]

Chaucer isn't old English. Old English is literally like, pre Norman invasion, Anglo-Saxon shit. She has no idea what Old English even is. It is not even the same language. Old English doesn't even inform modern English because about 40% of modern English is fucking French, with French influenced grammar and parts of speech.

Chaucer is Middle English. Beowulf is an example of literature written in true Old English.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

You would need to find someone who's taking a PhD in either English and specializing in Old English. There is no PhD in just Old English. For someone who claims to have gone to a "great college!" Melinda should know this.

One other thing, University ranking sites tend to use the QS World University Rankings I would recommend Melinda look them up, but she wouldn't understand what they (THE) do. That being said, QS World Rating for George Mason puts the school at 801-1000 as I said earlier in the year (they haven't changed their spot in a year). That puts it on par with the University of the Punjab and that the University of Zagreb is actually a better school to go to. Melinda likes to bring up her education because getting a useless piece of paper she never got to use (and never will, you really should be honest with yourself Melinda) is only good thing she's done with her life since popping out retards out of her vagina isn't going anywhere.

Back to Old English and the use of capitalization of nouns. Old English didn't care at all what you capitalized. If you ever look at old texts anything could be capitalized, hell the Constitution had random capitals being used, not to mention even Middle English didn't give a damn about the use of capitals either. It wasn't until the wide spread use of dictionaries that this all changed in the mid 1800's.

 

[A Cardboard Box]

@TamarYaelBatYah let Marshall shove his penis into the hole where she poops and farts from. That's what anal sex is. Every time Melinda farts a part of Marshall escapes her anus.

Your crippling autism is shitting up the thread, I'm gonna be real.

 

[Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt]

You would need to find someone who's taking a PhD in either English and specializing in Old English. There is no PhD in just Old English. For someone who claims to have gone to a "great college!" Melinda should know this.

One other thing, University ranking sites tend to use the QS World University Rankings I would recommend Melinda look them up, but she wouldn't understand what they (THE) do. That being said, QS World Rating for George Mason puts the school at 801-1000 as I said earlier in the year (they haven't changed their spot in a year). That puts it on par with the University of the Punjab and that the University of Zagreb is actually a better school to go to. Melinda likes to bring up her education because getting a useless piece of paper she never got to use (and never will, you really should be honest with yourself Melinda) is only good thing she's done with her life since popping out retards out of her vagina isn't going anywhere.

Back to Old English and the use of capitalization of nouns. Old English didn't care at all what you capitalized. If you ever look at old texts anything could be capitalized, hell the Constitution had random capitals being used, not to mention even Middle English didn't give a damn about the use of capitals either. It wasn't until the wide spread use of dictionaries that this all changed in the mid 1800'

You would need to find someone who's taking a PhD in either English and specializing in Old English. There is no PhD in just Old English. For someone who claims to have gone to a "great college!" Melinda should know this.

One other thing, University ranking sites tend to use the QS World University Rankings I would recommend Melinda look them up, but she wouldn't understand what they (THE) do. That being said, QS World Rating for George Mason puts the school at 801-1000 as I said earlier in the year (they haven't changed their spot in a year). That puts it on par with the University of the Punjab and that the University of Zagreb is actually a better school to go to. Melinda likes to bring up her education because getting a useless piece of paper she never got to use (and never will, you really should be honest with yourself Melinda) is only good thing she's done with her life since popping out retards out of her vagina isn't going anywhere.

Back to Old English and the use of capitalization of nouns. Old English didn't care at all what you capitalized. If you ever look at old texts anything could be capitalized, hell the Constitution had random capitals being used, not to mention even Middle English didn't give a damn about the use of capitals either. It wasn't until the wide spread use of dictionaries that this all changed in the mid 1800's.

This is True Old English (Sample from Beowulf)
Beowulf Sample

 

[Baby Yoda]

Your crippling autism is shitting up the thread, I'm gonna be real.

Oh okay, then get Melinda to admit intimate details about her life. Yes, I shitpost a lot but it works. Im the one that got her to admit she does anal. Im the one that got Marshall to come on here and threaten a felony breaking and entering into Andrew's house.

You contribute nothing here other than retarded and gay torah stuff, but fine be better than me. Go ahead.

 

[A Cardboard Box]

Oh okay, then get Melinda to admit intimate details about her life. Yes, I shitpost a lot but it works. Im the one that got her to admit she does anal. Im the one that got Marshall to come on here and threaten a felony breaking and entering into Andrew's house.

You contribute nothing here other than retarded and gay torah stuff, but fine be better than me. Go ahead.

Nigga that's fine but don't reply to me talking about some fanfic assfuck erotica. I don't want that shit in my @s. Lmao.

 

[TamarYaelBatYah]

No anniversary butt fucking? Oh well, I guess I didn't realize you were serious this time.

He was going to get one hell of a blow job this Anniversary. I even bought candied flavor gel for his cock.

But he ruined it. He blew it.

No pun intended

@TamarYaelBatYah let Marshall shove his penis into the hole where she poops and farts from. That's what anal sex is. Every time Melinda farts a part of Marshall escapes her anus.

How many times do you think I need to fart before there is no more Marshall left in my anus?

 

[Chariot Of Mara]

He was going to get one hell of a blow job this Anniversary. I even bought candied flavor gel for his cock.

But he ruined it. He blew it.

No pun intended





How many times do you think I need to fart before there is no more Marshall left in my anus?

Heeeeey, it’s the Mel with a sense of humor. Nice to see you again. Here’s an idea for an anniversary present. Give him a crappy pan.

 

[Kosher Salt]

I had an excellent education. I went to an IB High School in one of the wealthiest counties in the nation.

George Mason is one of the best schools in the country. The diversity of students there adds a lot. Some of my professors also taught at Oxford.

What were the names of your English professors?

 

[TamarYaelBatYah]

What were the names of your English professors?

Bob Boner and Charlie Cock. Oh, and Dick Ilickalotapus.

Heeeeey, it’s the Mel with a sense of humor. Nice to see you again. Here’s an idea for an anniversary present. Give him a crappy pan.

He's getting nothing. I'm tired of being talked down to and screamed at.

I deserve better than disrespect. And I deserve to be treated kindly.

You're not even allowed to treat slaves harshly in The Torah. How much more so your own Wife?

In The Torah a slave can run away for being mistreated. How much more so a Wife?

“If a slave has escaped from his Master and taken refuge with you, you are not to hand him back to his master. Allow him to stay with you, in whichever place suits him best among your settlements; do not mistreat him." (Deut. 23:15+)

 

[Stilgar of Troon]

. . .
I deserve better than disrespect. And I deserve to be treated kindly.
. . .

Never has this image been more appropriate.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Yes, violent dullard cultists with a history of domestic violence and an addiction to their phone generally don't make the best husband material, much less a good father to a bunch of feral unsocialized children that aren't his. How astute of you to figure that out, it only took you four years.

 

[Toasty]

Yes, violent dullard cultists with a history of domestic violence and an addiction to their phone generally don't make the best husband material, much less a good father to a bunch of feral unsocialized children that aren't his. How astute of you to figure that out, it only took you four years.

I would have thought that she would have figured it out the moment she felt the need to start a fucking binder to document every time she needed to document his failures. I'm not sure which one of them looks worse here.

 

[Baby Yoda]

How many times do you think I need to fart before there is no more Marshall left in my anus?

Hmmm probably 69 billion? So now that You really aint gonna forgive Marshall whats on the agenda?

 

[Kosher Salt]

Bob Boner and Charlie Cock. Oh, and Dick Ilickalotapus.

Now this I actually believe... I'm sure they all gave you As. Your English skills aren't a fraction as good as your oral skills, though.

 

[A Cardboard Box]

Bob Boner and Charlie Cock. Oh, and Dick Ilickalotapus.




He's getting nothing. I'm tired of being talked down to and screamed at.

I deserve better than disrespect. And I deserve to be treated kindly.

You're not even allowed to treat slaves harshly in The Torah. How much more so your own Wife?

In The Torah a slave can run away for being mistreated. How much more so a Wife?

“If a slave has escaped from his Master and taken refuge with you, you are not to hand him back to his master. Allow him to stay with you, in whichever place suits him best among your settlements; do not mistreat him." (Deut. 23:15+)

What did your prophetic dream say about your relationship with Marshall? Why have you dodged this question so many times?

I mean I know the answer, it's because you don't have fucking precognition and you don't get prophetic dreams, but still, I want to hear what bullshit you have to say.