TGWTG The Spoony One / Spoony / Noah Antwiler and Rachel Baker / @RaeAngel07 - The touching romance between a washed-up videogame reviewer throwing a decade-long pity party and his delusional Canuck stalker. #weaknotsick #donttellmehowtosulk

Guys, I haven't been completely honest with my friends and loved ones.

I'm... this is hard to say... I'm not really a professional wrestler... I'm so ashamed I've been lying this whole time.

Warthog is depressed! Wow. Is that why she tweets out how she is depressed every day? You mean all the tweets about how she has no food, job, or money weren't bragging?

I'm sure she was fooling everyone with her clever lies. How would anyone figure out except reading your tweets about crying all night and having violent dreams about Noah Antweiler.

Maybe the constant tweets about mental illness and suicide prevention tipped them off.

And I need to know what her emergency self care toolbox consists of. Chocolate, signed 8x10 glossy of Noah, and a vibrator?
 
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I'd say call or hang out with some friends, but she has none.

I'd say talk to a family member or a therapist, but her family is ashamed of her and therapists cost money, which she doesn't have

I'd say get drunk or get high, but any amount of booze or weed would probably send her into a coma

Yep, Warthog is fucked, and not in the way she wants to be fucked.
 
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Perhaps it literally is a toolbox and a square-head drill bit is the only thing that gives her any pleasure due to poor blood circulation.

At least think of the poor fire department that will have to cut a hole in the apartment to hoist your body out.

At least least Spoony has the decency not to @ people when he is doing his little emo speeches.

At least least least Foodiebeauty and Hamber know how to drown their sorrows in food correctly.
 
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Anonymus Fluhre said:
Yeah, around 2016/17 I believe. I wouldn't look up Sergeant Miles however on Google.

Also, my bad. Miles makes $99,960 a year including overtime.
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Sounds about right, kill a wetback and get huugggeee raise. It always kinda freaked me out that he killed a guy and then helped Noah on vids. These people are bad, bad news. On Edit, I will say Noah's doing the right thing by not giving in to Warthog's suicidal talk. However, I still think she might go after him.
 
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JuanButNotForgotten said:
I really don't wanna speculate what this is. The only assumption that's left is "box of dildos".
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"Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo."


On today's sunday reminiscence we have The Ring- Terror's Realm, a review which came out as a puffer amidst his sheer endless FF XIII production cycle.


typical and contemporary, Spoonster gives his best in it from what I see. One could think he regrets having opened the FF XIII can and he's got more fun producing these, as @RJ MacReady correctly stated he can't stay consistent on one major thing for too long unless he's severely pissed or passionate towards it #spoonymovie. The Dalad Jelly bit is funny enough and portioned right, unlike the prisoner garb tirade he unleashed in the FF review. There is a callback to his written review of Ju-On and this is frankly his best of times, when a reviewer can refer to his roots. Only thing that pokes my spleen in this is that he used Mother 3 music for the Healing Jelly skit, makes you wonder if he ever played that masterpiece or merely used the music because it's goofy - with all his umplayed games listed, I wouldn't put the second reason past him - enjoy and have a nice sunday!
 
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Mango Unchained said:
"Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo."


On today's sunday reminiscence we have The Ring- Terror's Realm, a review which came out as a puffer amidst his sheer endless FF XIII production cycle.

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It's amazing how recent that video is, but it's (I can only guess at this point) 480p bunch of crap. The editing and humor were at the very tail end of what he could do. Just think of the warthog flipping the bean about his long hair in these.
 
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PeriodicTrouble said:
I have no idea what thread to put this in, but Jason Pullara aka Lordkat has gotten rid of all his videos on his channel. Does anyone know why this happened?
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He also protected his Twitter. Wouldn't be surprised if he just wanted to distance himself from the internet after Trump lost, especially since he's got a full-time job and was only doing YouTube content for shits. It's why he ditched the LordKat name a good while ago.
 
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RJ MacReady said:
He also protected his Twitter. Wouldn't be surprised if he just wanted to distance himself from the internet after Trump lost, especially since he's got a full-time job and was only doing YouTube content for shits. It's why he ditched the LordKat name a good while ago.
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Too bad, I really liked his "Until We Win" series.
 
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Too bad, I really liked his "Until We Win" series.
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I've had the impression he's been trying to separate himself from his online past in recent years. He stopped using the LordKat name, quit KF to avoid a potential legal headache and now this. Alas, I hope he returns to our humble forum one day.
 
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JuanButNotForgotten said:
How long ago did this happen? Because maybe it has something to do with this. I've heard, that after this Fazeek threatened him with legal actions, so he asked Null to scrub his name from here.
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Would've been very recently since I randomly looked at his YouTube channel maybe a week ago.
 
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