Gods, this topic is the most hilarious and autistic thing I've read in a while now. I have the biggest smile ever while writing this.
Cartoonfreak666 Drinking Game:
Take a shot for every use of the word "seduction" in this thread.
If we did this, half the board would be dead from alcohol poisoning. We can't risk losing valuable Kiwis. Who will run C.I.S.?
I don't like Hitler. I also don't like Osama Bin Laden, Kim Jong Un, or other communists or dictators.
Good job. You listed exactly one Communist. You were half right on the dictators though. If you take your mind off the ducks and more on your studies maybe you wouldn't have made such a bafflingly inaccurate statement. (Yes I'm late on pointing this out but I just kinda wanted to.)
Well, now his beautiful mind's all over the pavement. Sorry, couldn't resist. I'll show myself out now.
I love the movie and the man but dammit that was hilarious.
If anyone says that I want to have sex with ducks again, i'll pound them.
It feels like that I want to rip someone's jaw out because of you guys.
Generally speaking, it isn't helping your case to make us stop doing these things if you start threatening us with bodily harm. Usually when this happens, we start getting a second bag of popcorn out because we want to see how far you go before you realize that most people aren't intimidated by a bunch of text put down by a duckfucker.
Stop saying that I rape ducks (when I don't) or I'll report you all to the police for harassment.
You're the one that keeps coming here. We're not spamming your social accounts with duck pics. Feel free to go ahead though. The police would probably politely tell you to stop wasting their time.
So, in general, what I've learned is that CartoonFreak666 (official winner of the edgiest name ever award) has a repository of duck pics that he faps a lot to and he finds questionable depictions of underaged fictional characters (mostly ponies)
seductive and he likes to fap to them. He also has no measure of respect for other people's privacy and will willingly shell out other people he knows online or in real life if he believes that it'll prove his case or cause the Farms to go after someone else. Gotta say, I haven't been this invested in a topic since I heard that Chris pepper sprayed someone over the blarms.
*grabs some popcorn* Please,
proceed.