Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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Here's Movie Bob mocking Tucker for having his mom abandon him as a child
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Pretty classy, Robert
Man would I love to see him show up on Tucker's show and start ranting about mayo ghouls, moon wheat, Call of Duty's involvement with 9/11 and the Military-Industrial Complex and start begging Lindsey-senpai to notice him again while Tucker just stares on with the classic 'did someone just fart?' face.
 
Shall we "live in the reality" or shall we "confront the reality"? Will My magic 8-Bob show me the answer?
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Yup. Make it a crime to push false health-related science but let's sacrifice more kids on the altar of trans rights!
So Robert's final solution involves abolishing most of the Bill of Rights and throwing millions of people in prison for speech crimes that weren't crimes when they did them and for being related to or associating with said speech criminals. Nobody is surprised.

And no Bob, the FBI for all their shady shit, never did anything a fraction on the level of what you're talking about to the darkies. They did a fair share of gay ops on the Black Panthers (and are probably doing the exact same thing or more to all these right wing militia groups) but they didn't throw everyone and their families in prison for simply associating with them. Hell, if anything members of the Black Panther Party got away with a lot of illegal shit and actual treasonous behavior. Members openly palled around with communist regimes the US was in military conflict with.
 
I was looking through some of MovieBob's old tweets, and this one struck me as particularly egregious.


Twenty-FUCKING-nineteen. I was supposed to be on a starship by now, conversing with intelligent robots, deciding what sort of body I'd like to upload my immortal conciousness to. Instead we're all still on this fucking rock, wondering how to placate the "white working class."

I'll never forgive the troglodytes who stole the future I EARNED to prolong their worthless existence.

People who work in the Trades often work like, all fucking day, on four hours of sleep. The idea that this fucking worthless, simping, doughy couch potato thinks that he's "earned" the right to become an immortal Captain Kirk on his own starship, and the "white working class" hasn't, is beyond risible. It's an embarrassment and an indictment of our culture.

If you removed the white working class from America and our so-called "worthless existence", the whole goddamn country would collapse worse than Zimbabwe. Not only did MovieBob not earn a goddamn thing during his 39 years on this planet, he owes us reparations just for spouting this pathetic drivel.
 
In Lynn, no less.

It's not cheap to live in Massachusetts, especially on the coast. A one-bedroom apartment in Boston and pretty much any place around it for 20 miles (pretty much up towards Salem on the North Shore and Braintree/Quincy on the South Shore) can go for $1,800 a month before utilities, and gas in the winter can kill you (the house I live in was doing $300/month from November to March-ish, and we didn't use much of it to begin with). I'd say utilities, on average, can be about $300/month for an apartment of that size, so assuming $2,100 a month that's $25,200. If you move about 20 miles inland it gets cheaper but not much. That being said the faggot lives in Lynn, which is like...slum central.

Side note: when I used my Post-9/11 GI Bill benefits, the BAH was about $2,800 a month. That's what DoD assumes the price of an apartment is in the Greater boston area.
this solidifies the concept that the basement he's renting in Revere (Lynn is where Bob grew up and where his bro Chippa inherited their grandparents' house and lives currently) belongs to an aunt who rents out the basement and the top half of a purpose-built or converted split level rental property, meaning the aunt could be giving him a significant break on rent while the complete asshole strangers that Bob doesn't appear to interact with in any way (nor does he call them as among his IRL friendos) probably either pay regular rent or maybe a bit higher to compensate for Blobbo having an unknown discount on his own rent and maybe even the utilities.

This honestly makes me wonder though, if it does indeed currently belong to his aunt (who clearly does not live there), what happens when this aunt dies? Will she leave the whole thing to Bob, or will she leave it to someone else in the family (like say if she had her own kids, to them)? Or will the estate sell it and Blobbo would be at the mercy of a completely new asshole landlord? Inquiring minds want to know.
 
Wow Robert that's some fantastic bit of knowledge you got there when it comes to debt and the real world.

I don't care enough to look it up but I'm guessing Robby has never had a real job has he?

All I know is that he makes more money than a lot of people with “real jobs”. The Patreon alone is like 50,000$.
 
I was looking through some of MovieBob's old tweets, and this one struck me as particularly egregious.






People who work in the Trades often work like, all fucking day, on four hours of sleep. The idea that this fucking worthless, simping, doughy couch potato thinks that he's "earned" the right to become an immortal Captain Kirk on his own starship, and the "white working class" hasn't, is beyond risible. It's an embarrassment and an indictment of our culture.

If you removed the white working class from America and our so-called "worthless existence", the whole goddamn country would collapse worse than Zimbabwe. Not only did MovieBob not earn a goddamn thing during his 39 years on this planet, he owes us reparations just for spouting this pathetic drivel.
Much like Lindsay, the bots are already intelligent enough to decide conversing with Blob isn’t worth the entropy gain.
 
How dare you! She's a professional girl on the internet and deserves your respect! She's got boobies AND a real vagina which makes everything she says important and interesting!
Do you donate to her only fans? How much is it to get your balls back? Can We buy bobs and hold them hostage till he gets his ass a Boflex?
 
Twenty-FUCKING-nineteen. I was supposed to be on a starship by now, conversing with intelligent robots, deciding what sort of body I'd like to upload my immortal conciousness to. Instead we're all still on this fucking rock, wondering how to placate the "white working class."
That has to be satirical, even for poor white trash like him, he can't be THAT stupid.

Is he even capable of doing HS (or Junior HS)-level math and estimating how much that it would potentially cost even just to manufacture a functional prototype of which would only fit in the budget of Silicon Valley billionares (let alone mass-produce and make something like that available at the local Wal-Mart Supercenter at a price low enough for a nobody like him to afford).

Even assuming that such technology was actually able to be conjured up by white technophiles like Raymond Kurzweil, and not just something of the realm of pure metaphysical speculation on par with sorcery and alchemist fantasies of turning lead into gold?

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It's really like his intelligence arrested somewhere in between kindergarten and first discovering how to masturbate, and he honestly still doesn't understand that cartoons for 6-year olds like "Dexter's Lab", "Jimmy Neutron", or B-list anime mecha shows are not a reality - if he was capable of doing even a simple financial or time equation he'd quickly realize this, but apparently even that's above his capacity.

Or for that matter, if some wealthy technocrat did invent something like an "intelligent robot" sometime in the current millenium, why on earth does he think they would waste it catering to some intellectual defective and irrelevant like Bob? Most likely it would be marketed to the military, Fortune 500 companies, or other entities who are much higher on the list of priorities in the real world.

If Blob is serious deluded enough to think that someone like Ray Kurzweil or a top Silicon Valley company would waste time designing a multi-billion-dollar android just to cater to some developmentally-retarded manbaby's anime-mecha fantasy, that's almost on par with Russell Greer thinking that Katy Perry's agent was actually going to arrange a date fuck-fest for him.
 
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Wow Robert that's some fantastic bit of knowledge you got there when it comes to debt and the real world.

I don't care enough to look it up but I'm guessing Robby has never had a real job has he?
He used to be a Blockbuster counter monkey until he pissed off his conservative religious boss over Passion of the Christ and got terrified of his guns.
 
In Lynn, no less.

It's not cheap to live in Massachusetts, especially on the coast. A one-bedroom apartment in Boston and pretty much any place around it for 20 miles (pretty much up towards Salem on the North Shore and Braintree/Quincy on the South Shore) can go for $1,800 a month before utilities, and gas in the winter can kill you (the house I live in was doing $300/month from November to March-ish, and we didn't use much of it to begin with). I'd say utilities, on average, can be about $300/month for an apartment of that size, so assuming $2,100 a month that's $25,200. If you move about 20 miles inland it gets cheaper but not much. That being said the faggot lives in Lynn, which is like...slum central.

Side note: when I used my Post-9/11 GI Bill benefits, the BAH was about $2,800 a month. That's what DoD assumes the price of an apartment is in the Greater boston area.
He should just move somewhere cheaper then. My aunt and uncle are a great example of living within means. They live outside a small city, about 30 minutes away from ours. And are both retired in their 50s. A house that would cost about 400k here, costs about 250k. And to rent, we're talking a big difference in the price. $1500 here for a decent located mediocre apartment, versus around $800-$1000 for a full basement suite with utilities. I will never understand why people choose to live in shitty small apartments for high amounts instead of just moving.
 
You will benefit from someone getting their loans forgiven so they can lease a car.
You will benefit from someone defaulting on a loan so they can get a loan on a depreciating asset.
I saw through your plan Bobert, you're trying to climb the progressive stack by fiscally becoming a nigger woman.
 
And lock up the families, too! Bob is down with DPRK style generational punishment (and kim jong un sized meals)
gotta love how Blob is so exceptional, he equates the collateral damage of an anti-terrorist droning with "well maybe we should take out not only the mayonnaise orange man worshippers, but everybody they're even adjacent to" even though a droning is BOMBS, which necessitates an Area Of Effect (AOE) that's probably going to claim some more lives than just the target cuz nobody's got sniper-drones yet or whatever, while dealing with the wasteland ghouls of mayo does NOT require a method that necessarily targets all within a particular radius as a bomb would.
 
If you give people free money they will CONSOOM using the free money and hence boost the economy. How come no one voted Bobby as Sec of the Treasury?
Another day, another way in which Blobba finds a way to parallel our lord on high, CWC, who justified his monthly tugboat with reference to how the money he spent went back into the economy, therefore nullifying the taxpayer costs.

Naturally this re.tarded consoomer keynesianism doesn't hold up but what's especially amusing is Bob's specific reference to the PS5 in support of the argument, y'know, the console that has to be imported from fucking Japan. Trade deficits naturally are a huge economic boon. But I suppose I can't fault Bob too much, he has to keep things relevant to us simpleminded masses, and it's not like there's a next-gen console made by an American company that he could reference instead of the PS5.
 
Do people just forget they donate to "creators" like MovieBlob? Sure, it might be about $5 a month, but that's like paying a tax imposed by yourself, not the government.
You get an email every month with a receipt of who and how much you paid. Same with any updates they post. The only way you might miss it is if you don't or can't check your email or they could be going directly to spam.
 
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