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Spastic Colon said:
I'm confused about the recycling stuff. Are they just picking it up and taking it to an actual recycling facility or are they attempting to do recycling at the farm? Either way, how will that work? Do they have a truck big enough to haul all that stuff? Who sorts it? What will they do with it once it is sorted? Sell off the recyclables -- but to whom? What happens to the trash that got mixed in accidentally?

So many questions. I have a feeling that this is going to be their undoing. They'll just end up dumping it all on their land and their neighbors will essentially be living next door to a trash dump. I'm sure the troons won't notice a difference in the smell, but the neighbors living downwind of it will.

This is fucking hilarious. 2021 is going to be highly entertaining.
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They won the city contract to take over the recycling or take apart of it. Cities like to privatize the sector because it's a great way to lower costs and can be much more demanding about volume and speed. The city walls still cover the trucks and the pick up, however the trucks every week will probably dump all the "recyclable" trash over at the ranch. The ranch should sort this and put them into correct bins for another truck to later come pick it up and then take that to a processing centre to be sold or processed into other materials (Glass gets smelted, Paper gets emulsified and bleached, Plastic gets shredded and melted into PET wire and so on.

Some interesting things about this;
  • Penny and the Tranch WON this contract, The fact that they have absolutely zero experience or a functioning facility at this time (but a start deadline of less than month) Makes me think that they severely undercut any competition as I'm sure there are more companies bidding for this. This could mean that they don't get enough money to actually cover their costs because anyone who has had to bid for a contract knows that your first one is always lower than it should be.
  • What I said about trash backing up is a real issue that a lot recycling centres have, and the Tranch doesn't have the luxury of quickly hiring new workers to cover their bases or threatening deportation to a bunch of Mexicans if they don't manage the trash quickly enough.
  • I'm pretty sure that a decent recycling processing centre would require to have some form of medically trained professional on staff as it can be quite hazardous.
  • The speed of which this contract was given to a bunch of untested people makes me think that either they are offering their services stupidly cheap or Colorado is just virtue signalling so hard that they gave this contract because they wanted the social media good boy points.

2021 is going to be a fucking train ride! #TrannyTrashGolbins.
 
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Trigger Me Timbers said:
They won the city contract to take over the recycling or take apart of it. Cities like to privatize the sector because it's a great way to lower costs and can be much more demanding about volume and speed. The city walls still cover the trucks and the pick up, however the trucks every week will probably dump all the "recyclable" trash over at the ranch. The ranch should sort this and put them into correct bins for another truck to later come pick it up and then take that to a processing centre to be sold or processed into other materials (Glass gets smelted, Paper gets emulsified and bleached, Plastic gets shredded and melted into PET wire and so on.

Some interesting things about this;
  • Penny and the Tranch WON this contract, The fact that they have absolutely zero experience or a functioning facility at this time (but a start deadline of less than month) Makes me think that they severely undercut any competition as I'm sure there are more companies bidding for this. This could mean that they don't get enough money to actually cover their costs because anyone who has had to bid for a contract knows that your first one is always lower than it should be.
  • What I said about trash backing up is a real issue that a lot recycling centres have, and the Tranch doesn't have the luxury of quickly hiring new workers to cover their bases or threatening deportation to a bunch of Mexicans if they don't manage the trash quickly enough.
  • I'm pretty sure that a decent recycling processing centre would require to have some form of medically trained professional on staff as it can be quite hazardous.
  • The speed of which this contract was given to a bunch of untested people makes me think that either they are offering their services stupidly cheap or Colorado is just virtue signalling so hard that they gave this contract because they wanted the social media good boy points.

2021 is going to be a fucking train ride! #TrannyTrashGolbins.
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Now it's time to place your bets on which Tranch member obtains an injury or infection from their attempt at recycling.
 
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Trigger Me Timbers said:
  • The speed of which this contract was given to a bunch of untested people makes me think that either they are offering their services stupidly cheap or Colorado is just virtue signalling so hard that they gave this contract because they wanted the social media good boy points.
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Probably the former since they're not in Denver or another smaller urban area. Rural Colorado is as you'd imagine many other rural parts of the US, home to good, hard working people who lean more conservative and are kind enough to give these fools a chance.
 
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John Furrman said:
Probably the former since they're not in Denver or another smaller urban area. Rural Colorado is as you'd imagine many other rural parts of the US, home to good, hard working people who lean more conservative and are kind enough to give these fools a chance.
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Yeah sure, thats why it went hard blue this year. Colorado is a shit hole and everyone who lives there should be gassed.
 
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Cpl. Long Dong Silver said:
Yeah sure, thats why it went hard blue this year. Colorado is a shit hole and everyone who lives there should be gassed.
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Half of the state population lives in the Denver metro area you goof, no shit that affects bullshit unrelated to this thread. Now fuck off unless you're talking about our boy.

Back on topic:

Kevin has some thoughts:
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John Furrman said:
Half of the state population lives in the Denver metro area you goof, no shit that affects bullshit unrelated to this thread. Now fuck off unless you're talking about our boy.

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Kevin has some thoughts:
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Nigger I've been in this thread since before AM hole, sorry if I'm bored with kevdogs ebegging, nerve waking up for the 1000th time, or the continued death spiral of the poor alpacas. At this point I'm just waiting for Kev to kill him self but all the same fuck Colorado and Coloradoans
 
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Cpl. Long Dong Silver said:
Nigger I've been in this thread since before AM hole, sorry if I'm bored with kevdogs ebegging, nerve waking up for the 1000th time, or the continued death spiral of the poor alpacas. At this point I'm just waiting for Kev to kill him self but all the same fuck Colorado and Coloradoans
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If you're bored then you can leave, go be salty somewhere else. Nobody cares about your country's politics, everyone is sick to death of them.
 
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The Wokey Little Puppy said:
He's not gay. He's an autogynephile with a bunch of the other weird-ass paraphilias that tend to be comorbid with autogynephilia. Like lots of AGPs, Kevin gets off on bimbofication, inflation, age regression, and degrading/dehumanizing transformations in general. Only a few pages ago he was coom-tweeting about how hot it would be to be a mute, mindless doll. Further back in the thread, he was drooling over some nightmare-fuel fetish art of a woman being transformed into a literal beachball. He pretends to be a woman because he thinks women are dumb sex objects (see: "am hole"), and the idea of becoming a dumb sex object gives the mangled remains of his micropenis the closest thing they can get to a hard-on. Kevin doesn’t want dick because he's into dudes; Kevin wants dick because he wants to be a fucksocket or a cumdumpster or some such pornographic drivel. The dick is just the means to an end. It's like a shovel. You don’t want a shovel for its own sake; you want a shovel because you want a hole.

A side note. Many Kiwis have already commented on the irony of Kevin following his dick straight to the dick chop-shop. Here's another paradox of the amhole: Kevin doesn’t want to be hole, he wants to become hole.

Alice Dreger wrote a compelling book about the suppression of science in support of leftist dogma, Galileo's Middle Finger, and one section deals with trans activists hounding a sexologist who wrote about autogynephilia. Dreger briefly relates an anecdote about a transwoman who had a vaginoplasty and who was only able to achieve orgasm post-surgery by fantasizing about being forcefully feminized. I suspect Kevin is in the same boat. He craves womanhood because he sees it as a lowered state, but he doesn’t want to be at the bottom of the slide—he wants to be perpetually on the way down, because that's the fun part. Now that he's got the amhole and the ride's over, he needs to chase after some other way to emasculate himself, which is probably a large part of the reason that he now wants breast implants.

The other thing to keep in mind here that Kevin's sex life, such as it is, takes place almost entirely in his head or online—debauchery in the tweets, drought in the sheets. In other words, his abstract interest in dick doesn't translate to actual practice, and it is for lack of trying. Even pre-Corona, Kevin wasn’t making profiles on hookup sites or hanging out at bars with glory holes or doing anything that might result in him touching a human penis. His one attempt to have non-imaginary sex with Cheese Wedge amounted to little more than forced, farcical fumbling, and Kevin seemed very happy to retreat to online flirting afterwards. As far as we know, he doesn't watch any kind of live-action porn, or even look at photos—he feeds his coombrain a steady diet of cartoons and erotic LARPing with his fellow coomers, all of it totally divorced from material reality. (That's another irony of Kevin's amhole: he modified his body in service to his paraphilia, but in reality his sexuality is almost wholly disembodied, even more so now that his dick is inside-out and his brain really is his most important sexual organ. His body is just the thing that holds his eyes at the right height to look at the screen.) Kevin doesn’t get off on hot dudes, like an actual gay man would. In fact, he doesn't get off on other people, period; he gets off on imagining himself as brainless bimbo fuckdoll or a silly little girl who wets her diapers or even an honest-to-god beachball.)

Also, while it is true that Kevin surrounds himself with men both online and off, I don't believe he does so because he particularly likes men or particularly dislikes women. As a rule, paraphilias disproportionately afflict men, and this holds true for AGP and all of Kevin's other paraphilias. He needs collaborators to help sustain his autoerotic fugue; his fantasies both feed on and feed into the fantasies of the other AGPs in his "friend" group. However, there just aren't any women who want to wallow in his favorite mudpits, and so the circle-jerk defaults to all male.

Tl;dr: Kevin's definitely not gay; he's just a pervert who's so fucked in the head that describing him in terms of normal human sexual orientations can't begin to capture what's really going on. Same goes for most other transwomen.
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Hopefully this isn't PL, but I had an ex who was into TF. He explained that it wasn't the final result that was arousing, but the process. Maybe that's also why KevKev would go on and on about his stink ditch "healed soon"TM? I know part of it was cope, but perhaps there was more to it.
 
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Spastic Colon said:
I have a feeling that this is going to be their undoing. They'll just end up dumping it all on their land and their neighbors will essentially be living next door to a trash dump.
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I feel a little bit cheered by the remaining faith in humanity in the last couple pages- most Kiwis seem to have faith that the tranch has honest intentions. You guys must be decent people with mainly decent friends and family, and that warms my cockles. My general level of optimism, well, isn't, so here's my take.

Every really GOOD grift operates the same way. On the front end, you get the maximum amount of free shit you can manage from your sucker/s. Then you milk them for whatever else you can get while you're planning step 2. Once they start grumbling and it looks like you can't avoid paying them back (whether that's financially, emotionally, sexually, contractual obligations, whatever), you play the victim as hard as you possibly can to anyone who gives a fuck. The better you choose the topic of the front end, the more money you get, and the easier it is to win by playing the victim on the back. Trendy/emotional causes are best- kids, animals, LGBT-alphabet people, "Green" stuff. Your standard grifter goes for the easiest option and pops out a couple kids so they can hold the rest of their family hostage. Trannies used to have that level of victim card, but there's too damn many trannies now, and Penny can't even pretend he gives a fuck about his spawn, so round 1 was to get a bunch of animals.

Whoops, turns out it's a lot harder to play victim on the back end over animals- people tend to get pretty pissed if you abuse your animals, and almost everyone can figure out what's reasonable/legal and what's not. So right about the point where that's about to hit the fan, they've run off and bid on a recycling contract they obviously can't fulfill. They don't intend to, and never did. It's just much more legally complicated and easier to hide until the spring thaw. They got it to cover the costs of their previous grift, and when it comes time to actually recycle their huge backlog, they'll find some way that the county expecting them to do what they're contractually obligated to do makes them VICTIMS. Then they'll use the money from THAT grift to pay off whatever expenses they can't weasel out of from Recycling Grift... and on and on it goes.
 
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John Furrman said:
Half of the state population lives in the Denver metro area you goof, no shit that affects bullshit unrelated to this thread. Now fuck off unless you're talking about our boy.

Back on topic:

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Kevkevs doc must be so sick of his shit.
I really hope the doc tells Kev that he’s not supposed to stick his progesterone up his ass and that Kev has actually fucked up by doing it.

I think I understand these doctors who perform genital mutilation surgeries now however, they do it because they only have to give after patient care to 59% of their clients.
 
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SIGSEGV said:
All of them except for Kevin.
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Kevin will get infections for sure, just not by helping the other troons out recycling trash.
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Hey trans people, nobody sane enough thinks that gynecologists cannot tell the difference between real vaginas and artificial ones. Maybe Kevin thinks his stinkditch looks like a real vulva because he's practically blind and probably has no sense of smell.
 
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Actinidia said:
They got it to cover the costs of their previous grift, and when it comes time to actually recycle their huge backlog, they'll find some way that the county expecting them to do what they're contractually obligated to do makes them VICTIMS.
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They played the victim card and whipped out their sniper rifles when some poor schmuck simply parked their truck a mile down the road, so you're probably right.

I can't wait for the victim card "SEE! These transphobic evil cis BIGOTs want to LITERALLY KILL US they keep dumping their TRASH on us poor women and our totally not already dead alpacas"

I wonder if they ever cleaned all the chicken shit out of their house from when the big freeze hit.

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Kevin will get infections for sure, just not by helping the other troons out recycling trash.

Hey trans people, nobody sane enough thinks that gynecologists cannot tell the difference between real vaginas and artificial ones. Maybe Kevin thinks his stinkditch looks like a real vulva because he's practically blind and probably has no sense of smell.
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I can see why they'd think trained professionals are too stupid to tell the difference, when other trained professionals they interact with are stupid enough to humor their tranny delusions with pills and surgeries. Deep down, even the trannies know you have to be retarded to believe in troonery.
 
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