Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

Should the thread be moved to deathfats after Ethan Ralph dies?

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big ups liquid richard said:
People wanted to hate PPP but they can't because he's funny and high energy. Its also obvious he's playing a character most of the time.

This thread needs a logs though since it keeps things grounded in reality. Keep em coming.
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One of my favorite moments of PPP vs Maddax
PPP said something like this:
"You know Dick when all of this is over we could grab a beer togheter and be fine its all pro wrestling at the end of the day "
"No i hate you"
Even tough the no i hate you was almost certainly said in jest. It made it clear that this wasn´t a game or just fun for dick.
big ups liquid richard said:
Go bug Pastor Mark about it, he can reach those boys
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The devil went up to Canada she was looking for a soul to steal
She was in a bind cause she was behind (on her internet bill) She was willing to make a deal.
When she came across this young man yawin and alawging it hot!
And the devil jumped on a sock and said boy let me tell you what!
I guess you didn´t know it but im an awlag too! Did you see the coments Ralph made about you?
And if you care to take a dare ill make a bet with you.
Now you get a lot of views but boy give the devil his due.
ill bet my channel that that you will become a grifter too and if i win ill get your soul.
Youtube will monetize yall there is now way you can win!

The boy said: My names PPP and it might be a sin but ill take you up im the most autistic there has ever been!
PPP rise up and proclaim your big dog status hard!
Cause hells broke loose on youtube and teclips think they deal the cards
And if you win you will be the tribal chief! But if you loose teaclips will grift your soul!
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Fslur said:
Agreed except I don’t want PPP to do Ralph videos. Doesn’t matter to me, as I won’t be watching or clipping it anyways.
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Then just fuck off, everyone can see trough it nobody buys your lies. Why else would you tweet at PPP?
Apologize say PPP is the big dawg and clip in silence. Its not complicated you plankton murderer.
 

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I think the misunderstanding that a lot of people are making with PPP all started when he went in hard on Dick and Ralph. PPP had real issues with Ralph going back to Stream.me and Dick got caught up in that trash fire by association with Ralph. Everyone else who didn't like Ralph or Dick jumped in and brought more fuel to the fire. The event that started it got lost in half a decade of other people's grievances with them, plus Ralph/Dick's own stupidity with the whole Faith and Cuties drama. PPP's audience exploded and all of the new people just see the guy taking a shit on Ralph and the rest of the tard crew and think he's out on some crusade against grifting or hypocrisy or whatever they don't like about e-celebs, when the realty is that PPP doesn't really care that much about all of that, he just wanted to take a shit on Ralph.

Just look at how people have acted since Dick had his meltdown on Rekieta's show. Everyone wants the guy to start beef with Null or whoever and when he refuses, they immediately start rattling off all of their sins and point how hypocritical it is not to start a fight with them and when that fails they throw a shit fit themselves. PPP isn't some angel of death going after evil e-celebs Terminator style, he is however a barely self aware retard. He's not even that funny or informative, he can bring a certain energy to a video that is very entertaining, but that's about it.

The whole Tea Clips drama seems like it's genuinely got under his skin. Mabey it's Zoom (why this wanker has crawled out of whatever dark hole he's been is beyond me) or maybe it's something else, I don't know. I would like PPP to just drop it and get back to fucking with Nick Fuentes because I think he's a grifting hypocritical phoney fed, but that attitude is part of why a lot audience misunderstood what PPP is.

When Godwinson comes back things will probably go back to normal, after all he's just here for the Nectar and Kino.
 
That ASMR shit was hilarious.

"The McDonald's breakfast is on the way..."

I discovered the real ones a couple months back and they're really bizarre. Most of them are like, "shy werewolf girlfriend speaks softly in your ear". I feel like there's a really deep rabbit hole with those but they're weird and I don't want to dig through them. Their simps have to be interesting people though.
 
Vetti said:
It seems to be divisive but I'm personally a fan of the Tea Clips stuff. Something about grilling this porky Machiavellian is just really funny to me.
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it is funny but it needs more than ppp just complaining that she slighted him over and over, i mean the only thing she hasnt went back on afaik is just existing and talking in this sphere. oh boy tea said a thing again isnt really fireworks, imagine ppp making a video every time ralph fuentes said he doesnt like wignats, any little comment turned into a video talking about how fuentes one time flagged ppp and how he shouldnt have a platform. i used to think he only said things like that to troll and taint optics or expose terrible optics for hypocrites like fuentes but i dont think people are going to jump on board this and label tea a pedo enabler so its either genuine or a miscalculation here, though he did do the same thing complaining about being called a pedo when he threw it out more casually then.

he could do so much stuff with tea he seems to just be phoning it in to yell at her, i mean fuck you could have shot after shot of farm animals that was in tea clips lunch to shame her, have a mock ad saying 1 in 4 pigs end up in a blt eaten by tea clips or whatever she was caught eating. idk guess ill wait it out and maybe you people who find it entertaining will strike gold for the rest of us soon godspeed
 
My favorite @Fslur moment was when she tried to larp as someone different one day only to reveal who she was as soon as Null responded to her post because she's a thirsty pig.

October 2nd:
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My point is he streamed about Tea Clip and the issue of monetization weeks, if not almost a month later, than the actual occurrence. It wasn’t until his grift was pointed out that he started making a fuss. A really dumb one that people aren’t actually enjoying. So tf is the point other than he’s being petty about $4?

He’s free to criticize all he wants but the events just happened to coincide with Mundane Matt having a big stream because of Keemstar & Boogie being on, also pointed out PPP’s claim in his stream that it was his audience not Matt’s. Fine.. but saying people are only PPP’s & Godwinson’s audience is gay.

All of this too spergy and a waste of time tbh.
Who cares about a clip channel? They need to go back to the content idea board and find something else.
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October 4th:
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Marsi had a clip they wanted uploaded. Ppp & Zoom were going @ it. The only ppl being promoted were Phantom & Marsi. Didn’t know Zoom even went on stream until Ppp is @ing me on Twitter saying that other people are fighting my battles.

PPP does a great job owning himself by pretending to have a peace treaty with Ralph to own me.
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Especially "Who cares about a clip channel?" Jesus Christ Belugalee you really are a retard at least try not sounding like yourself when you're sock-puppeting.

Why tf you have 2 Twitter accounts? I'd understand having one as a standby when one gets banned but you Tweet and Retweet yourself on both. That gaping maw of yours that hungry for attention?

Also, why did you hurt Godwinson's foot and scare him off the internet? You fat cunt.
 
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MeltyTW said:
it is funny but it needs more than ppp just complaining that she slighted him over and over, i mean the only thing she hasnt went back on afaik is just existing and talking in this sphere. oh boy tea said a thing again isnt really fireworks, imagine ppp making a video every time ralph fuentes said he doesnt like wignats, any little comment turned into a video talking about how fuentes one time flagged ppp and how he shouldnt have a platform. i used to think he only said things like that to troll and taint optics or expose terrible optics for hypocrites like fuentes but i dont think people are going to jump on board this and label tea a pedo enabler so its either genuine or a miscalculation here, though he did do the same thing complaining about being called a pedo when he threw it out more casually then.

he could do so much stuff with tea he seems to just be phoning it in to yell at her, i mean fuck you could have shot after shot of farm animals that was in tea clips lunch to shame her, have a mock ad saying 1 in 4 pigs end up in a blt eaten by tea clips or whatever she was caught eating. idk guess ill wait it out and maybe you people who find it entertaining will strike gold for the rest of us soon godspeed
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The shots of lunch animals idea is solid, Ashton should consider stealing it after the next time he catches up on the thread

I'll have to disagree on the "phoning it in, fatclips said anything" perspective though. Plenty of people were thrilled to get that level of content when it was aimed at Ethan Ralph's fat drunk grifting and Gator's grocery shift sidekicking. You may be too ambivalent to Amber to get into the current arc. Not that there's anything wrong with that there bud
 
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instythot said:
The shots of lunch animals idea is solid, Ashton should consider stealing it after the next time he catches up on the thread

I'll have to disagree on the "phoning it in, fatclips said anything" perspective though. Plenty of people were thrilled to get that level of content when it was aimed at Ethan Ralph's fat drunk grifting and Gator's grocery shift sidekicking. You may be too ambivalent to Amber to get into the current arc. Not that there's anything wrong with that there bud
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i just remember there being more to ralph updates, a new slam pig or a new update on the vickers shitshow, sometimes the content speaks for itself sometimes you have to do something more active, i mean think back to dick, his normal content is just dull and the updates more poked at something like np2 to further things along or discussed something notable he did like defend cuties. theres been personal reasons with ppp and ralph but it had primo content. its harder since tea doesnt make content sure i just think you can frame it alot better than some bitch still exists and tweeted and liked tweets.

last post on the topic hopefully ppp ramps it up, until then ill watch ralps gurgling corpse twitch until this blooms and i can make tea clippps ship memes and shes shaving her head repenting of slaughtering entire ecosystems worth of krill live.

edit oh and ppp make sure to dig into the past, warski stuff with her held some content iirc. maybe tonka knows some stuff too iirc she liked the kumite at one point
 
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MeltyTW said:
i just remember there being more to ralph updates, a new slam pig or a new update on the vickers shitshow, sometimes the content speaks for itself sometimes you have to do something more active, i mean think back to dick, his normal content is just dull and the updates more poked at something like np2 to further things along or discussed something notable he did like defend cuties. theres been personal reasons with ppp and ralph but it had primo content. its harder since tea doesnt make content sure i just think you can frame it alot better than some bitch still exists and tweeted and liked tweets.

last post on the topic hopefully ppp ramps it up, until then ill watch ralps gurgling corpse twitch until this blooms and i can make tea clippps ship memes and shes shaving her head repenting of slaughtering entire ecosystems worth of krill live.

edit oh and ppp make sure to dig into the past, warski stuff with her held some content iirc. maybe tonka knows some stuff too iirc she liked the kumite at one point
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Did you know about PPP before the thread got opened? Because Ashton was doing a lot of "Ethan Ralph is a fat piece of shit and Gator is a fat faggot" content before all that kicked off... which seems like a lifetime ago now. A shitstorm will present itself when it's good and ready and not a moment sooner, I suppose

Bringing Tonka back in so he and Kraut could finally get that one gay op they're owed would be a nice touch in all this but God knows that Tonka would never have anything to do with fun or entertainment these days. He found the "too fucking boring" exit ramp from the lolcow freeway
 
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instythot said:
Did you know about PPP before the thread got opened? Because Ashton was doing a lot of "Ethan Ralph is a fat piece of shit and Gator is a fat faggot" content before all that kicked off... which seems like a lifetime ago now. A shitstorm will present itself when it's good and ready and not a moment sooner, I suppose

Bringing Tonka back in so he and Kraut could finally get that one gay op they're owed would be a nice touch in all this but God knows that Tonka would never have anything to do with fun or entertainment these days. He found the "too fucking boring" exit ramp from the lolcow freeway
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I think a half the people who come to the thread only found out because of the ER stuff when it was on the front page. A surprising amount of people seem to know very little about PPP or his content prior to the Simpspiracy and recent Ralph stuff. Seems like we have to explain a lot and not many look at the OP, read through the thread or view content other then when he a-logs other Internet Famous people.
 
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instythot said:
Did you know about PPP before the thread got opened?
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yes, i was one of the people who tried to get him to not enter this sphere back when i first noticed him making vids on sargon and saw hed probably be fodder, then he spread his anus live in front of me then went on to this. side note did he ever say where surfer was while ppp was shoving thumbtacks into his forehead? its been a while but i dont remember surfer in the starfish stream

Perspicacity said:
Simply amazing new content.

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damnit i complain one second and ppp just nukes me with content thats kino.
 
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yes, i was one of the people who tried to get him to not enter this sphere back when i first noticed him making vids on sargon and saw hed probably be fodder, then he spread his anus live in front of me then went on to this. side note did he ever say where surfer was while ppp was shoving thumbtacks into his forehead? its been a while but i dont remember surfer in the starfish stream


damnit i complain one second and ppp just nukes me with content thats kino.
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No idea where Surfer was, no doubt some wholesome pube adventure that we will learn about in the years to come
 
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