Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Is it just me or does he already look more bloated? I know every year he seems to gain weight now with how much of a greedy fat slob he is, but his neck looks extra Boss Nass like since he got released
Can't wait for him to get even fatter and slower on the meds

Probably, though I doubt the movie would be of interest to Lucas since it doesn't have old guys fucking teens. Blue milk is Star Wars, possibly a reference he used thinking it would impress zoomers like the "I can yeet it like a hand maiden in an infinity war" meme he made a few year back
Milk in a Clockwork Orange is laced with drugs, he's probably referencing that. I don't think it's ever described as blue, though.
 
Boy that was sure a ride. He's always been off but the way he was switching between topics seemed much faster -- sounds like his stay put him in a manic state, maybe, which can only end well.

Does anyone understand what kings he's saying he's related to? I can't recall if he's mentioned it before nor can I understand what he's trying to say. It sounded like Ratticus which... isn't a thing. Although my cat does attack my computer whenever I watch one of his videos, so I'm willing to believe he is the Rat King.
 
Boy that was sure a ride. He's always been off but the way he was switching between topics seemed much faster -- sounds like his stay put him in a manic state, maybe, which can only end well.

Does anyone understand what kings he's saying he's related to? I can't recall if he's mentioned it before nor can I understand what he's trying to say. It sounded like Ratticus which... isn't a thing. Although my cat does attack my computer whenever I watch one of his videos, so I'm willing to believe he is the Rat King.

this is what he is trying to talk about: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warini

The Warini were mentioned by Procopius in the 6th century, implying that the Varini had a very large territory in his time. Procopius situates the Varni bordering the Franks, with only the river Rhine between them, but also stretching to the coast. Their king Hermegisclus had made a strategic alliance with the Frankish ruler Theudebert I (died 547/548), marrying his sister Theudechild. As the king died, the satraps compelled his son Radigis to marry his stepmother. The son, however, was already engaged with a British queen, who crossed the North Sea with an army of 400 ships and 100.000 men, seeking retaliation. Radigis was caught hiding in a wood not far from the mouth of the Rhine and had no other choice than to marry his fiancée.

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Sorry I’m on mobile and ass at formatting but hiding in the woods is something Lucas does so maybe he is descended from this rat king. From king to prospective Motel 6 janitor...
 
The Freak sure has a taste for catfish.

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The Freak sure has a taste for catfish.

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.....not to mention in that picture he looks like a deranged surgically altered to look human version of that obese member berry from south park

'Member all those times you got catfished and that time you got banned from starbucks for being a creep?'

'I member you fucking bigot! you need to forgive me! That was YEARS ago. Remember how many years ago that starbucks incident was?!'

'Oooh I member'
 
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Has he finally moved on from Bernie to Biden? Oh but Lucas weren't you the one calling him a pedophile not long ago?
He was absolutely calling him a pedophile!

His new change to supporting Biden just goes to show you how paper-thin his political convictions have always been; Lucas is just happy to be on the winning team for once.

And that's all he's essentially ever cared about.

We all know that when he bemoaned seeing a guy with 12 women, the only thing that bothers him in that scenario is that HE'S not the guy with 12 women.

He doesn't seem to understand that his way of thinking of women as literal wealth, as if they're material objects, is kind of contrary to his supposed Progressive credentials.

Even in his game, which seems to be the apotheosis of his screwed up worldview, women are literally exchanged and traded and hoarded, like currency.

Lucas the liberal right?

PS I used to wonder if any of his old games that he created, other than meeple Toss which is a physical game of skill so there's not much to it, actually made any kind of sense; would the rules of cafeteria Uprising actually lead to coherent game that someone could win, that someone could understand other than Lucas?

I was never sure.... But with this new game, I know beyond a shadow of a doubt that it makes no sense.

Even the way he's trying to explain it is just jumping from one topic to the next: he's talking about women, then he's talking about race, then he's talking about telomeres, then he's talking about spaghetti, then he's talking about potatoes au gratin, it's just all of Lucas's interests, which as we know are just sex and food, mashed together into a big soup.

Edit le 2nd: I just want to say, so we're all on the same page, he mentioned that he's on Abilify now again, which is used for the treatment of bipolar, but it's also used for the treatment of schizophrenic adults. I think some of these people who treat Lucas have noticed that his Insanity kind of falls into the gray area between bipolar and schizophrenia because he certainly has the moods that jerk from one extreme to the next, but he also has delusions of reference, fixed unreasonable ideas, and a sort of self-referential paranoia / narcissism re: his own notoriety.

One of the most notable side effects of Abilify is tardive dyskinesia, which Lucas complained about in that long piece he wrote for the it gets better project. at the time, he complained about shaking so much that he couldn't even hold food on a fork, but it's possible that the drug has to build up to levels in his system before the shakes get that bad.

I guess we'll see.
 
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Has he finally moved on from Bernie to Biden? Oh but Lucas weren't you the one calling him a pedophile not long ago?

Great, four years of whining about how Biden, Lucas' personal BFF would not approve of anyone being negative toward Lucas and we can "take it up with Biden".

Not even remotely sorry for this.
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Has he finally moved on from Bernie to Biden? Oh but Lucas weren't you the one calling him a pedophile not long ago?

He was absolutely calling him a pedophile!

women.Edit le 2nd: I just want to say, so we're all on the same page, he mentioned that he's on Abilify now again, which is used for the treatment of bipolar, but it's also used for the treatment of schizophrenic adults. I think some of these people who treat Lucas have noticed that his Insanity kind of falls into the gray area between bipolar and schizophrenia because he certainly has the moods that jerk from one extreme to the next, but he also has delusions of reference, fixed unreasonable ideas, and a sort of self-referential paranoia / narcissism re: his own notoriety.
In one of his recent videos he said he was a democrat, that he's always been a democrat. As to the Abilify, when he was in Eastern State Hospital, the doctors had him taking Invega which is for the treatment of schizophrenia. The Invega caused him to not produce semen so he was changed over to Abilify which as you said is also for the treatment of schizophrenia. To diminish the severity of his mental illness the Freak is trying to bury he's schizo too.

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Yeah, and fat hobos who can't even stay at homeless shelters due to not being able to act right can't be uppity either.

Lucas at where he is has no reason to believe he is better than anybody. But he thinks he is better than everyone. His arrogance is just mind boggling.
 

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think some of these people who treat Lucas have noticed that his Insanity kind of falls into the gray area between bipolar and schizophrenia because he certainly has the moods that jerk from one extreme to the next, but he also has delusions of reference, fixed unreasonable ideas, and a sort of self-referential paranoia / narcissism re: his own notoriety.


That's called schizoaffective. Yes, if you're manic for days and have little to no sleep one can have delusions, but of course anyone without sleep for days would. A person is diagnosed schizoaffective if they have both a mood disorder and delusions with regularity.
 
Just now saw that Lucas is back. Did he say anything about the election yet?

Not really, he just briefly mentioned in one that Biden was elected and that Biden also has an anti-bullying stance.

You know, like Bernie, who apparently would side with Lucas and tell all his haters to stop making fun of him.

Say hello to 4 years of "TAKE IT UP WITH BIDEN" instead of "TAKE IT UP WITH BERNIE".
 
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