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Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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TelemeresDaddy69
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Alright lets break this gem down
"In terms of fashion. Looking like a normal guy how I usually dress"
Back to the Overwatch cosplay era are we Lucas? If by normal you mean dressing like every neocon boomer you see who is a fanatic Trump supporter. Or do you mean looking like someone who tries to abduct children at gas stations?
"Having a hat is a good idea, the curved bill shades the face a little more and you get like more sunlight reflection off snow, and it's going to start snowing soon. And it works in the summer as well"
Wearing a trucker hat does not give you more sun Lucas, I don't know what medication you've been taking to reach this conclusion, but anything to cover up as much of your gourd shaped head and bald spot the better. Too bad your obesity and poor hygiene isn't going to work in the summer
"The flat bill is the shine on the eye of gen z, and human species because it doesn't protect like a parabola does. You gotta be fashionable but you're not protecting your face"
Both protect the eyes from the sun Lucas, but you are not fashionable and wearing either would make no difference to this. Once again throwing out the big words to look smarter than we all know you are
"You ever wonder why baseball players curve the bill? Well if sun gets in their eye, and you're an outfielder you're not gonna catch the ball. You're not gonna catch the ball as an infielder. It's usually played kinda outside in a lot of areas, so they have to have uniformity and of course there's lights in stadiums"
No, because nobody else is as autistic about this as you Lucas. Unfortunately for you Lucas, you're far too fat to play baseball, so whether you curve the bill is irrelevant. Also you'd never be able to keep a uniform in any form of presentable state, even if you were able to stop weighing 300 pounds
"*lowers boomer shades* guys.. flat bills. That's the purpose of a hat"
Put the shades back up Lucas, nobody wants to see those rapist eyes. The purpose of a hat depends on the type, but I think that's too advanced for your brain to consider.
"Sunglasses you know, the shininess from the snow. I'm kinda preparing you know what I mean? It's gonna start snowing again. It started snowing before Halloween here, and it snowed one other time since that period"
Ah yes, wearing shades for that super reflective light from the snow during winter. That's what a well adjusted man in his 40s does. Not getting a roof over their head or wearing something warm, wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses. Lucas I know you look like a walrus, but that doesn't actually mean you're naturally suited to be outside in the winter. Least Lucas always has Halloween covered when he can go out as an obese Elliot Rodger. Lucas, we all know you're wearing the hat and glasses to disguise yourself since you keep being banned from places due to your behaviour, you're not fooling anyone
"It's funny to me how everything I said about covid having a second wave was correct. How the zoomers were fucking around out there during the bar scene. It went from like 3,000 to 900,000 new cases within the period of like a month. And you're all out there hooking up at the bars zoomers"
Of course, screaming in public about young women refusing to fuck you, and the bars banning you for being a predator taking videos and photos of people without their consent, and this causing higher rates of covid, that definitely is what happened Lucas. You are so lucky the Christian charities and mental health facilities are forced to tolerate you or you'd be dead already, the fact you've managed to avoid catching covid is a miracle in and of itself that you should be grateful for being a disgusting hobo who makes no effort. Just admit you want teen pussy and don't give a shit about anything else, you'll make less of an ass of yourself than this woke facade you keep trying to fool people with.
"t just shows the immaturity of young males, and these people who give in to greed"
Nothing says mature like screaming like a child in public because women don't like you, least they have the excuse of being kids, being a fucking idiot is not an excuse to behave like a manchild. You're one to talk about greed when you're that fat Lucas. Maybe you should stop being greedy with food, then you might actually like like a semi-presentable human
"Like, the behavior is fine, it's your life, but the selfishness of it, you're putting others at risk. Why did that happen? Because you're out there fucking partying and shit"
Kinda like you being selfish and wanting everyone to do everything in life for you? You're putting others at risk when you have mrsa and eat off the floor and unhygienic surfaces every day and make no effort to avoid spreading any infections you are probably carrying. Why did it happen? Because your mother is a psychotic enabling boomer who didn't discipline you enough as a child and now you believe the world owes you everything. Parties that you'll never be invited to, stay mad fatso
Lucas, nobody is falling for this, hence you're gonna spend Christmas alone, again
"3,000 to 900,000. Same thing happened in 1918. So, I guess we're gonna have to put up with your shit, baby z"
I'd like to see the sources where you keep pulling these numbers and random statistics from Lucas. I know that's beyond you, but you can at least try. This has nothing to do with 1918 Lucas, nobody else is insane enough to try linking this shit. Yes Lucas, Washington state has to put up with your disgusting behaviour, you're gonna have to deal with the fact other people have sex and you don't. Cry more
"Why do you think they called it the lost generation? Because well, 40,000 people Americans and... *brain farts* Americans and worldwide, worldwide it was like 50 million from the war. And then like worldwide it was like 100 million from the Spanish flu, that's why they were called the lost generation. They lost so many of them though war and the H1N1 which has been around for centuries and through bird flu"
'the generation of men and women who came of age during or immediately following World War I: viewed, as a result of their war experiences and the social upheaval of the time, as cynical, disillusioned, and without cultural or emotional stability.' This is not hard Lucas, for fuck sake I don't even want to imagine how you're gonna finish community college if you can't even do your own research
"A lot of you know that I was in the hospital, I was in the hospital for 2 and a half weeks because I called in a suicide threat. I'm tired of not having a girlfriend, and I don't have any like 'dowgs' hooking me up or anything. They're like oh you're on your own. Friendship is about reciprocity, if you do me one I do you one. But no you want me to just gun it on my own and by random chance find my ideal chick"
A 40 year old 'man' threatening suicide if he doesn't get a teen to have sex with him. I can't imagine why women aren't clamouring over each other to date you. You're 40 years old, you're more than grown enough, despite what your behavior suggests, to pursue relationships yourself. Nobody wants to date you because your personality is so toxic, and you refuse to acknowledge anything serious you do wrong in life. What exactly do you do for others that means they should get you a girlfriend? Giving them free weed and junk food? Giving out drugs and tacos to teens doesn't mean they owe you sex Lucas, despite how much porn you've watched. What they want is for you to fuck off and go ruin a different neighbourhood with your screaming and shouting and dirty hobo rags
"I'm not racist, I'm open-minded to all races. It's just if she's 18-24 my kids will have stronger dna. There's like 2,000 studies on MY transferase, and MY reproductive gamete cells. Transport cells and their stationary cells that would likely create even stronger dna. And hyper long telomeres in mice create immunity to cancer, so what do you think immunity to covid sounds like? "
You're not racist when you yell racial slurs and say yelling them will get you laid like some pathetic frat boy. Even STRONGER dna?? Damn Lucas, I thought a fat diseased hobo skeeting into a teen would just create strong dna, but now its even stronger? Immunity to cancer AND covid? Damn, and all women gotta do is let you skeet in them at 16. Let Lucas nut in a minor to create immunity to covid, or a covid vaccine? Hmm, if you're antivax neither are a good option as Lucas' semen probably would damage your health just as much, quite the dilemma for the zoomers of Spokane there Wern. It's too bad an 16-24 y/o girl to fuck is not in the cards for you Lucas
"The scientifically literate, like ya boi here of gen x *blowjob gesture*"
You should probably stop trying to present yourself as a Neil Degrasse Tyson type Lucas, nobody is falling for this, and the real scientific students/graduates will know you're full of shit and to just ignore you as a retarded hobo
"I'll be 41 next week, the day after thanksgiving, my dad's birthday is on thanksgiving. It be like that sometimes, it do be like that sometimes"
41 and no accomplishments in life. Damn, behind the untreated schizophrenia, bipolar, and autism, there's gotta be a part of you that is really miserable knowing this. If you didn't insist in digging your head so far up your own ass you might have been able to do something about this. Guess it really do be like that for some losers in life
"I was in the hospital, I felt suicidal so I was like put me in deaconess, I kinda feel like dying. They even had me in 4 point restraints because I was yelling about how some nurse said he was for Bernie Sanders, but of course he has a nice car. Why do you think he'd get hot girls? Hot girlfriends?"
You were like "if I go into therapy I can get out of getting into trouble for screaming at this agephobic slut for denying me". Don't worry Lucas, there will be plenty more times you'll feel like this as you get older and your health gets worse and you have brief moments where you realise you have achieved nothing in life. Shame they didn't keep you in restraints, maybe then you could finally shut up for 24 hours and not actively fuck yourself over. Within 24 hours of being released you've already shown its done nothing to help you, and was just a get out of jail card, amazing
"They're out there fucking around being slutty during this shit.
baby z, millennials. You need to get it through your thick head you can't fuck around during a pandemic. It's not just about you guys"
If you worked out even half as much as the mental gymnastics you performed Lucas, you probably wouldn't be a diabetic
"Look at my hat, bigfoot, because I go to SCC. And it's got a nifty little thing (bottle opener). I go to Atilanos, and it's like I wanna get a beer but I don't wanna like, they'll open it you you know what I mean but I wanna buy a bottle of beer and have a bottle opener, I don't really have one. Pretty neat right? If I wanna drink a beer. Actually I can't because I'm on a lease restrictive agreement. So I can't smoke pot or drink for 30 days. Or own firearms, but I don't really have a need to own a gun. I can't drink or smoke pot for 30 days and I'm just gonna stick to that"
Because you're a legendary large hairy inhuman beast that roams the woods? Shame you're not as rarely seen. You're still not a student, you just claim to be one so it looks like you're doing something with your life, and it's very obvious when you're a crazed hobo, nobody on Tinder is falling for it. 30 days? They really do coddle you Lucas, no wonder you're such a monster. I'd be really curious to what it'd look like if you had a firearm tho, ngl.
"I feel better with sunglasses because it protects the eyes. Parabola hats protect against the sun as well flat bills"
They certainly help to hide your creeper eyes and just make you look like a generic asshole instead of a rapist at least. Least you're protecting your eyes during the harsh winter sunlight
"The idiocracy. Plus you're all fucking around during a pandemic with social distancing recommended. As soon as we went back into lockdown the daily new cases went from like 900,000 to like umm.. 600,000, now it's like 100,000. Like almost a million in one day last week. Fucking ay zoomers, what more proof of telomere attrition do you need than your silly ass stupid behavior?"
Funny how you keep begging for sex during a pandemic. I'd love to see where you keep getting the numbers from, that we all know you won't provide. Do you really believe its only zoomers catching and spreading covid? I mean, your silly ass stupid behavior got you evicted and homeless for almost an entire year Lucas, so maybe you want to rethink your own attitude
"This is real life kids, it's not some dress rehearsal or comedy show all the time. You gotta really watch out. Your endocrine systems have not fought diseases as long as gen x. The telomere attrition of this species that has been going on for generations, for hundreds of years. Some people predict within 100,000 years, or even 100,000 generations, we might not even be recognisable from other animals if this keeps up. We gotta start breeding intergenerationally"
I dunno, your life is kinda like a comedy, it's just you're the only one not in on the joke. I'm not even remotely surprised you are stupid enough to think being older makes you more resistant to disease. So this generational attrition is your explanation as to why you're a dipshit who keeps making all the wrong choices in life? Lucas, just because people mistake your behavior, walking, and posture for being a gorilla doesn't mean we're going to turn into animals due to not letting old men skeet in teens
There's more but I've subjected enough time to Lucas' unfiltered autism and my brain already feels like it's dying
"In terms of fashion. Looking like a normal guy how I usually dress"
Back to the Overwatch cosplay era are we Lucas? If by normal you mean dressing like every neocon boomer you see who is a fanatic Trump supporter. Or do you mean looking like someone who tries to abduct children at gas stations?
"Having a hat is a good idea, the curved bill shades the face a little more and you get like more sunlight reflection off snow, and it's going to start snowing soon. And it works in the summer as well"
Wearing a trucker hat does not give you more sun Lucas, I don't know what medication you've been taking to reach this conclusion, but anything to cover up as much of your gourd shaped head and bald spot the better. Too bad your obesity and poor hygiene isn't going to work in the summer
"The flat bill is the shine on the eye of gen z, and human species because it doesn't protect like a parabola does. You gotta be fashionable but you're not protecting your face"
Both protect the eyes from the sun Lucas, but you are not fashionable and wearing either would make no difference to this. Once again throwing out the big words to look smarter than we all know you are
"You ever wonder why baseball players curve the bill? Well if sun gets in their eye, and you're an outfielder you're not gonna catch the ball. You're not gonna catch the ball as an infielder. It's usually played kinda outside in a lot of areas, so they have to have uniformity and of course there's lights in stadiums"
No, because nobody else is as autistic about this as you Lucas. Unfortunately for you Lucas, you're far too fat to play baseball, so whether you curve the bill is irrelevant. Also you'd never be able to keep a uniform in any form of presentable state, even if you were able to stop weighing 300 pounds
"*lowers boomer shades* guys.. flat bills. That's the purpose of a hat"
Put the shades back up Lucas, nobody wants to see those rapist eyes. The purpose of a hat depends on the type, but I think that's too advanced for your brain to consider.
"Sunglasses you know, the shininess from the snow. I'm kinda preparing you know what I mean? It's gonna start snowing again. It started snowing before Halloween here, and it snowed one other time since that period"
Ah yes, wearing shades for that super reflective light from the snow during winter. That's what a well adjusted man in his 40s does. Not getting a roof over their head or wearing something warm, wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses. Lucas I know you look like a walrus, but that doesn't actually mean you're naturally suited to be outside in the winter. Least Lucas always has Halloween covered when he can go out as an obese Elliot Rodger. Lucas, we all know you're wearing the hat and glasses to disguise yourself since you keep being banned from places due to your behaviour, you're not fooling anyone
"It's funny to me how everything I said about covid having a second wave was correct. How the zoomers were fucking around out there during the bar scene. It went from like 3,000 to 900,000 new cases within the period of like a month. And you're all out there hooking up at the bars zoomers"
Of course, screaming in public about young women refusing to fuck you, and the bars banning you for being a predator taking videos and photos of people without their consent, and this causing higher rates of covid, that definitely is what happened Lucas. You are so lucky the Christian charities and mental health facilities are forced to tolerate you or you'd be dead already, the fact you've managed to avoid catching covid is a miracle in and of itself that you should be grateful for being a disgusting hobo who makes no effort. Just admit you want teen pussy and don't give a shit about anything else, you'll make less of an ass of yourself than this woke facade you keep trying to fool people with.
"t just shows the immaturity of young males, and these people who give in to greed"
Nothing says mature like screaming like a child in public because women don't like you, least they have the excuse of being kids, being a fucking idiot is not an excuse to behave like a manchild. You're one to talk about greed when you're that fat Lucas. Maybe you should stop being greedy with food, then you might actually like like a semi-presentable human
"Like, the behavior is fine, it's your life, but the selfishness of it, you're putting others at risk. Why did that happen? Because you're out there fucking partying and shit"
Kinda like you being selfish and wanting everyone to do everything in life for you? You're putting others at risk when you have mrsa and eat off the floor and unhygienic surfaces every day and make no effort to avoid spreading any infections you are probably carrying. Why did it happen? Because your mother is a psychotic enabling boomer who didn't discipline you enough as a child and now you believe the world owes you everything. Parties that you'll never be invited to, stay mad fatso
Lucas, nobody is falling for this, hence you're gonna spend Christmas alone, again
"3,000 to 900,000. Same thing happened in 1918. So, I guess we're gonna have to put up with your shit, baby z"
I'd like to see the sources where you keep pulling these numbers and random statistics from Lucas. I know that's beyond you, but you can at least try. This has nothing to do with 1918 Lucas, nobody else is insane enough to try linking this shit. Yes Lucas, Washington state has to put up with your disgusting behaviour, you're gonna have to deal with the fact other people have sex and you don't. Cry more
"Why do you think they called it the lost generation? Because well, 40,000 people Americans and... *brain farts* Americans and worldwide, worldwide it was like 50 million from the war. And then like worldwide it was like 100 million from the Spanish flu, that's why they were called the lost generation. They lost so many of them though war and the H1N1 which has been around for centuries and through bird flu"
'the generation of men and women who came of age during or immediately following World War I: viewed, as a result of their war experiences and the social upheaval of the time, as cynical, disillusioned, and without cultural or emotional stability.' This is not hard Lucas, for fuck sake I don't even want to imagine how you're gonna finish community college if you can't even do your own research
"A lot of you know that I was in the hospital, I was in the hospital for 2 and a half weeks because I called in a suicide threat. I'm tired of not having a girlfriend, and I don't have any like 'dowgs' hooking me up or anything. They're like oh you're on your own. Friendship is about reciprocity, if you do me one I do you one. But no you want me to just gun it on my own and by random chance find my ideal chick"
A 40 year old 'man' threatening suicide if he doesn't get a teen to have sex with him. I can't imagine why women aren't clamouring over each other to date you. You're 40 years old, you're more than grown enough, despite what your behavior suggests, to pursue relationships yourself. Nobody wants to date you because your personality is so toxic, and you refuse to acknowledge anything serious you do wrong in life. What exactly do you do for others that means they should get you a girlfriend? Giving them free weed and junk food? Giving out drugs and tacos to teens doesn't mean they owe you sex Lucas, despite how much porn you've watched. What they want is for you to fuck off and go ruin a different neighbourhood with your screaming and shouting and dirty hobo rags
"I'm not racist, I'm open-minded to all races. It's just if she's 18-24 my kids will have stronger dna. There's like 2,000 studies on MY transferase, and MY reproductive gamete cells. Transport cells and their stationary cells that would likely create even stronger dna. And hyper long telomeres in mice create immunity to cancer, so what do you think immunity to covid sounds like? "
You're not racist when you yell racial slurs and say yelling them will get you laid like some pathetic frat boy. Even STRONGER dna?? Damn Lucas, I thought a fat diseased hobo skeeting into a teen would just create strong dna, but now its even stronger? Immunity to cancer AND covid? Damn, and all women gotta do is let you skeet in them at 16. Let Lucas nut in a minor to create immunity to covid, or a covid vaccine? Hmm, if you're antivax neither are a good option as Lucas' semen probably would damage your health just as much, quite the dilemma for the zoomers of Spokane there Wern. It's too bad an 16-24 y/o girl to fuck is not in the cards for you Lucas
"The scientifically literate, like ya boi here of gen x *blowjob gesture*"
You should probably stop trying to present yourself as a Neil Degrasse Tyson type Lucas, nobody is falling for this, and the real scientific students/graduates will know you're full of shit and to just ignore you as a retarded hobo
"I'll be 41 next week, the day after thanksgiving, my dad's birthday is on thanksgiving. It be like that sometimes, it do be like that sometimes"
41 and no accomplishments in life. Damn, behind the untreated schizophrenia, bipolar, and autism, there's gotta be a part of you that is really miserable knowing this. If you didn't insist in digging your head so far up your own ass you might have been able to do something about this. Guess it really do be like that for some losers in life
"I was in the hospital, I felt suicidal so I was like put me in deaconess, I kinda feel like dying. They even had me in 4 point restraints because I was yelling about how some nurse said he was for Bernie Sanders, but of course he has a nice car. Why do you think he'd get hot girls? Hot girlfriends?"
You were like "if I go into therapy I can get out of getting into trouble for screaming at this agephobic slut for denying me". Don't worry Lucas, there will be plenty more times you'll feel like this as you get older and your health gets worse and you have brief moments where you realise you have achieved nothing in life. Shame they didn't keep you in restraints, maybe then you could finally shut up for 24 hours and not actively fuck yourself over. Within 24 hours of being released you've already shown its done nothing to help you, and was just a get out of jail card, amazing
"They're out there fucking around being slutty during this shit.
baby z, millennials. You need to get it through your thick head you can't fuck around during a pandemic. It's not just about you guys"If you worked out even half as much as the mental gymnastics you performed Lucas, you probably wouldn't be a diabetic
"Look at my hat, bigfoot, because I go to SCC. And it's got a nifty little thing (bottle opener). I go to Atilanos, and it's like I wanna get a beer but I don't wanna like, they'll open it you you know what I mean but I wanna buy a bottle of beer and have a bottle opener, I don't really have one. Pretty neat right? If I wanna drink a beer. Actually I can't because I'm on a lease restrictive agreement. So I can't smoke pot or drink for 30 days. Or own firearms, but I don't really have a need to own a gun. I can't drink or smoke pot for 30 days and I'm just gonna stick to that"
Because you're a legendary large hairy inhuman beast that roams the woods? Shame you're not as rarely seen. You're still not a student, you just claim to be one so it looks like you're doing something with your life, and it's very obvious when you're a crazed hobo, nobody on Tinder is falling for it. 30 days? They really do coddle you Lucas, no wonder you're such a monster. I'd be really curious to what it'd look like if you had a firearm tho, ngl.
"I feel better with sunglasses because it protects the eyes. Parabola hats protect against the sun as well flat bills"
They certainly help to hide your creeper eyes and just make you look like a generic asshole instead of a rapist at least. Least you're protecting your eyes during the harsh winter sunlight
"The idiocracy. Plus you're all fucking around during a pandemic with social distancing recommended. As soon as we went back into lockdown the daily new cases went from like 900,000 to like umm.. 600,000, now it's like 100,000. Like almost a million in one day last week. Fucking ay zoomers, what more proof of telomere attrition do you need than your silly ass stupid behavior?"
Funny how you keep begging for sex during a pandemic. I'd love to see where you keep getting the numbers from, that we all know you won't provide. Do you really believe its only zoomers catching and spreading covid? I mean, your silly ass stupid behavior got you evicted and homeless for almost an entire year Lucas, so maybe you want to rethink your own attitude
"This is real life kids, it's not some dress rehearsal or comedy show all the time. You gotta really watch out. Your endocrine systems have not fought diseases as long as gen x. The telomere attrition of this species that has been going on for generations, for hundreds of years. Some people predict within 100,000 years, or even 100,000 generations, we might not even be recognisable from other animals if this keeps up. We gotta start breeding intergenerationally"
I dunno, your life is kinda like a comedy, it's just you're the only one not in on the joke. I'm not even remotely surprised you are stupid enough to think being older makes you more resistant to disease. So this generational attrition is your explanation as to why you're a dipshit who keeps making all the wrong choices in life? Lucas, just because people mistake your behavior, walking, and posture for being a gorilla doesn't mean we're going to turn into animals due to not letting old men skeet in teens
There's more but I've subjected enough time to Lucas' unfiltered autism and my brain already feels like it's dying
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He's so totally does look like a redneck, like he's ready to go deer hunting!
But Lucas thinks this is full fashion, he's dressed to the nines, as Russell Greer would say.
It's amazing, someone who's made politics so Central to his personal idea of who he is, could not understand simple things like this style of dress being associated with the polar opposite of all of his supposed deeply held political convictions.
But I forgot, Lucas is too cool to dress like someone associated with an "urban subculture", as he puts it.
As far as I can tell, that's just an excuse to dress like what he is, a hobo with no fashion sense.
All you have to do is look at his late 1980s pro wrestler hair to see that Lucas is riding that f****** fashion way like a beast!
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You think the priority would be to reduce the symptoms of schizophrenia over his ability to produce semen...at least from a mental health professional standpoint.
Also, gotta love that he doesn't even know how to spell 'masturbated' and that he describes ejaculation as 'full on faucet'.
Also, weird question, but as I am not a man, can guys tell when they ejaculate if they aren't producing semen? Wouldn't that have to be something a medical professional told him by putting his jizz under a microscope?
EDIT: Never mind, there's a difference between sperm & semen. It's been a very long week.
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Okay, kind of non sequitur here, but I've noticed the reboot of Animaniacs that just jumped onto Hulu, and because Lucas is always talking about how correct his telomere "Science" is because of the mice studies, I suddenly pictured in my head Pinky and the Brain, with Lucas's face on at least Brain, or both of them, perhaps?
If someone can Photoshop this in a reasonably decent, reasonably convincing way, that would be amazing. Goldie, I'm looking at you!
I want to see Lucas's Derpy face on the Brain, as Lucas is planning to take over the world with his disgusting telomere swimmers!
Heck, giving a cartoon Lucas Orson Welles' voice would even make sense, as Lucas now resembles late-stage Orson Welles on the cusp of death.
If someone can Photoshop this in a reasonably decent, reasonably convincing way, that would be amazing. Goldie, I'm looking at you!
I want to see Lucas's Derpy face on the Brain, as Lucas is planning to take over the world with his disgusting telomere swimmers!
Heck, giving a cartoon Lucas Orson Welles' voice would even make sense, as Lucas now resembles late-stage Orson Welles on the cusp of death.
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I hate to just post his Facebook shit but he's on a rambling roll tonight, this psychotic rant about people isolating themselves (during a global pandemic) is from the same dude who calls people irresponsible whores for going out to bars.
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Lucas is right. Society has been isolated even before Covid. It's hypocritical coming from a 40 year old boy that admittedly never even approaches women, though. And in his next rant he'll complain about some greybeard partying with 20 zoomer girls and is fucking them all in orgies 24/7, not sharing them with Lucas nor telling him where to find these girls.
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"I have no problems with the polyamorous" says the guy that literally CAN. NOT. shut the fuck up about people who have multiple sex partners.
No, you have no problem with the idea of having multiple fecund zoomer baes as your own property. You have a million and one problems with the polyamorous, as documented in your innumerable rants about the same exact subject without that particular label on it.
I love that he realized this halfway through the video and just... kept talking even though he knew what he was saying was idiotic lmao
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On this note, I suspect that a great way for a therapist to see who and what lucas really is and what goes on in his head would be to simply ask lucas to explain the rules and concept to his games. He would end up revealing far more about himself and his mentality than he ever intended to and would be too stupid to realize it. I can just imagine the kinds of notes the therapist would be writing down during that discussion
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LOL what? They actually had him in four point restraints? Oh how I wish I had a picture of that moment. Lucas strapped down in a chair screeching psychotically about bernie sanders. You could troll the democrats by printing out posters of it with the tagline 'the modern democrat' and having copies plastered all over the place
That said he must have been one step away from going full hannibal style restraints and uttering 'I can smell your telomeres' to the nurses when they enter the room
TelemeresDaddy69 said:
Between the sunglasses, beer bottle opener and sasquatch behavior it looks like lucas has become the kokanee wernsquatch
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Love how he used the pumpkin background for his rant, like any of it has anything to do with fall.
Like what better way to get into the Halloween/Thanksgiving spirit than a... Lucas Werner polyamory rant...
Also of course he doesn't have anything against polyamory/polygamy. Given the chance, he would gleefully take 14 different teenage wives to anally rape and impregnate.
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You can now add me to the list of people he's going to sue!
Edit: The next episode is, so far, 1h long and that's without commentary yet. It includes creepy voice messages he sent to local spokane girls, he'll lose his shit.
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- Dec 17, 2019
Today we learned that stating literal facts about lucas that came from lucas himself is defamation and that publicly posting said facts that lucas himself also posted somehow gives him emotional trauma. He is too stupid to realize such statements imply that his own behavior embarrasses him to the point of 'trauma' which says all kinds of bad things about his behavior. At this point i'm thinking the perfect birthday gift from kf would be a dunce hat
I wish he would try to sue somebody, his day in front of a judge would be quite entertaining. The judge would have all kinds of things to say to lucas's face, publicly in the courtroom when the guy hes suing started showing evidence of lucas's behavior that he claims is a lie and defamatory. He'd be lucky if he got out of there with a fine and a warning not to do something like that again. Lucas could very easily find the judge becoming very concerned about a few of his past statements and incidents, like the soliciting nudes from a 16 year old and such and passing that on to police for investigation after telling him to gtfo of his courtroom. and if that happened and he told lucas such lucas would go fucking ballistic on the judge for calling him a pedo. He'd either find himself thrown in a cell for contempt of court or forcibly committed to the psych ward again. Nothing good would come lucas's way for actually attempting to sue someone
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The lone video from today.
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So, since is birthday is coming up, I wonder how his parents are going to be able to send him is usual $25 gift card. He doesn't have a fixed address anymore and I doubt has told them he's living in a hobo shelter yet (and even if he had he's still on that month ban so he wouldn't be able to get anything there anyway) so it would be hilarious if they just sent it to his old fartbox address and it turned out to be a greybeard living there now who used the card to take some zoomer bae on a date. That would drive lucas all kinds of crazy if he ever found out. Especially with his parents inadvertently causing said date. That would be an unforgivable sin in lucas's eyes, they would forever be traitors to him
He'll probably have even less than he normally does this year on his birthday - out of money for a hotel room, banned from the shelter, no giftcard and no money for a few days after that. Perhaps this will be his birthday spent in the woods
....which makes me realize the longer he lives full hobo the more he's becoming a literal boogeyman from scary childrens stories where kids talk of encounters with him in the woods or hearing his anguished cries for zoomer poon echoing through the woods late at night while walking home through the woods. He's a literal crazy old creepy man who lives deep in the woods and stalks the woods looking for zoomer baes, only emerging into the streets of spokane for food and weed before returning to the alpine peaks of of his heavily wooded home. It won't be long before parents are warning little girls not to wander too close to the woods at night, lest they have an encounter with the wern, like some kind of irl /letsnotmeet story on reddit
I can just imagine an encounter like this on some bridge deep in the woods of spokane, only replace the kid with a female zoomer bae and the werewolf with lucas. The kids expression on seeing lucas would be about the same though
He'll probably have even less than he normally does this year on his birthday - out of money for a hotel room, banned from the shelter, no giftcard and no money for a few days after that. Perhaps this will be his birthday spent in the woods
....which makes me realize the longer he lives full hobo the more he's becoming a literal boogeyman from scary childrens stories where kids talk of encounters with him in the woods or hearing his anguished cries for zoomer poon echoing through the woods late at night while walking home through the woods. He's a literal crazy old creepy man who lives deep in the woods and stalks the woods looking for zoomer baes, only emerging into the streets of spokane for food and weed before returning to the alpine peaks of of his heavily wooded home. It won't be long before parents are warning little girls not to wander too close to the woods at night, lest they have an encounter with the wern, like some kind of irl /letsnotmeet story on reddit
I can just imagine an encounter like this on some bridge deep in the woods of spokane, only replace the kid with a female zoomer bae and the werewolf with lucas. The kids expression on seeing lucas would be about the same though
Oh you mean the Top Secret Mexican Restaurant by Motel 6 that he will Never Ever tell anyone about?!
I love how in that post he says he’s free of every venereal disease KNOWN TO SCIENCE. I feel like that implies that he knows that he has some new, mutant STD that he contracted in a homeless shelter shower or something but because it’s a new type of biohazard it doesn’t count lmao.
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Let's be real, considering how few times he's actually been laid, he's probably clean of everything but MRSA and what he picks up by not washing his hands before going to town on his stub after a day of being the equivalent of a mangy racoon wandering a public park.
Iseecovidpeople
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Why has he been so quiet on Instagram?
Does anyone else find that weird? Usually after a period without his phone there is a full dump of videos, he didn’t even put up any eating videos.
I can’t live like this, he needs to up the content. I use Lucas in the background when I do homework and projects.
Does anyone else find that weird? Usually after a period without his phone there is a full dump of videos, he didn’t even put up any eating videos.
I can’t live like this, he needs to up the content. I use Lucas in the background when I do homework and projects.
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He has to be careful now, he knows he's on a short leash and very, very thin ice if he doesn't want to land himself in a longer involuntary stay in the psych ward or worse (for him), in jail.
If he starts screeching and screaming even in a Motel 6, there's a good chance someone who can lock him up again for a probation/terms of release, and he clearly, clearly has had issues with drinking and smoking weed (weed itself might not be an addiction but if it's taking the place of actual psych meds, it can easily be 'addictive' in the sense that it makes him feel more normal and relaxed when he's high) and has now been told he absolutely cannot and will be regularly tested.
Failing that means being locked up again.
He's probably, for a change, trying to be very careful so he doesn't get another year long stay in a psych ward.
That might actually continue until his "You have to be sober for 90 days" terms are up.
Edit: We can add retribution to the list of big boy words that The Wern doesn't understand.
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I don't really doubt, just based on the video he did right before his actual intake, that he had a rough few days but I doubt he was as close to the brink as he 'd have everyone believe.
He likely figured if he went inpatient for awhile HoC would ease up on their 30 day ban for him getting into fights with security twice within a week or two and he knows damn well if they don't, he's sleeping rough as winter approaches.
I'd guess it was more a panic reaction to realize he'd fucked up any chance at any kind of consistent night time shelter that did it. It's not AS bad during the day as there are businesses and various indoor mall places he can loiter, but at night? Nope. At night he's fucked, there's nowhere indoors he can go as he's currently banned from the shelters within walking distance for him AND he can't afford a motel room for more than a few days at a time until he's out of money for the month.
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