ScatmansWorld
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Oct 27, 2019
Mod edit: New OP is here and quoted!
Old OP:
(Sarcastic response towards people preferring Discord)
It seems the Facepunch forums have risen from the dead, so now’s as good of a time as any to start a Facepunch Forums/Knockout Forums thread.
What’s your experience with the Facepunch forums? Have they changed for the better or for worse? What’s some of your fondest or most heinous memories? Are they just a worse SomethingAwful knockoff? Is Garry Newman an insane masochist for bringing it back instead of just letting it die?
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Knockout (or until 2019 Facepunch) is a declining community once built around Garrys mod and now cantered around validating trannies. While once a major forum with some cultural influence in the early 10s, its now a virtual nonentity populated by people who have fallen into masturbation and nostalgia. Over 90% of the userbase were there ten years ago, and in the intervening years have picked up hobbies such as crossdressing, porn, and drugs to stave off the inevitable.
Most of the users are either has-beens who once made memes like the subway porn edits or are instead powertripping janitors who enforce the modern orthodox line. This is to say that they ban people constantly, constantly insult and berate their userbase, and encourage numerous pornography and “confession” threads where people brag about their disgusting fetishes. The forum itself serves as a sort of minigame you alt-tab into while the users wait for the people they groom on discord to send them nudes.
While Facepunch itself originally ran from 2005 to 2019, Garry ended up getting married sometime between those two dates and soon resolved to delete the forum after the birth of his child. Around a tenth of the remaining userbase then fled to “Knockout”, a microcosm of the most insane that old Facepunch had to offer with none of the talent. Knockout was originally owned by the Brazillian “Inacio”, who later gave up control to a moderator junta (he has since abandoned his creation entirely to its fate).
This junta is headed by Uncle Jimemma POWERWORD Johnathan “Johnny” Towle", a former marine with a sociology degree with the self-importance and impotence to match. The useless Janny of Minneapolis, this longtime crayon eater threatens legal action on numerous forum trolls. He routinely phones the police to demand they do something about the people who constantly doxx and make fun of the lolcows on his forum. https://knockout.chat/user/314
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Next is former mod VenomousBeetle POWERWORD Conner also “Ricky” – As white and wealthy as his hometown of Noblesville, Indiania, this socially concerned janny is so reviled and hated by the users that Jimemma had to recently remove his janitorial privileges out of embarrassment for constantly shitting up threads. https://knockout.chat/user/2411
One of the members of the “tranny triumvirate” is Zillamaster55 POWERWORD Abraham “Mabry” Moller-Jacobs – a drunken bipolar troon from Rockford, Illinois. Routinely driven to alcohol by anything bad or good he reads in the news. A coomer with violent rape fantasies, he is often found whining about the state of the world, his life, or the people he bans. https://knockout.chat/user/11906
Coyote POWERWORD Jaz Odenhammer-Eklund or DEADNAME Carl Eddie Chris Odenhammer-Eklund – A troon of mild note who once worked for Starbreeze (of Payday 2 fame) doing trailer animations for a few weeks prior to being fired. He constantly shills opinions so progressive that it pisses off the already far-left userbase, a difficult feat to top. Otherwise he is a typical tranny who posts selfies of himself naked with his cat nestled against his malformed tits on discord. https://knockout.chat/user/11607
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ThePinkPanzer POWERWORD Jakob Anthony Zaborowski - A failed vidya developer most widely known for the mod "The New Order: Last days of Europe" for Hearts of Iron 4, which has a community of its own in another Kiwifarms thread. A Knockout regular with a failing streaming career of which the biggest highlight was accidentally showing his bestiality porn folder to his viewers. A massive egocentrist with a cult of personality he actively encourages, his other activities include flirting with teenaged girls and giving interviews to any journo with a pulse. https://knockout.chat/user/6073
Notable events in Facepunch/Knockout history include the following:
The existence of a based cabal which formerly directed Facepunch in the late 2000s to early 10s. Known as the GMF or Gold Members Forum, they ran doxing campaigns, made fun of trannies, and shared pirated vidya with one another. Eventually a butthurt Indian medical student “Zoneslyvania” (who was made fun of by the GMF for stalking female forum users and saying he wanted to “chew on them”) and the trannies teamed up to blackmail and later purge the GMF, bringing in an era of social justice and accountability. Zone was later caught promoting antisemitism and calling people niggers in discord.
By the early 2010s separate threads for furries, LGB, and trannies came to the forefront of Facepunch (to give an idea of how much has changed, the first crossdressing thread in 2011 was met with disgust and horror). These dark times saw the rise of coomer threads, in which at least one of them (the aptly named “What turns you on thread”) had a tinychat grooming ring in which posters solicited nudes from underage minors. This was quickly shut down, but skype and discord conversations of the Facepunch/Knockout community since have kept up the tradition.
Tudd Fudders was a user who in the later years of Facepunch voted for Donald Trump in the 2016 election. He became notorious as whenever users challenged his support for Trump, he refused to apologize. At some point, even mention of his name would cause posters to froth at the mouth in rage whenever he posted. Eventually when Facepunch was finally seized by the trannies and then deleted by Garry, he was finally banned and has since retired from internet trolling. Despite this, there are still users on Knockout with PTSD from him three years on.
This brings us to today. Here is a small selection of the best Knockout has to offer:
Best for last:Fetish confessions/bragging (very common)
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Massive coomer interests.
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A user admits to having child porn on his computer.
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Old OP:
(Sarcastic response towards people preferring Discord)
It seems the Facepunch forums have risen from the dead, so now’s as good of a time as any to start a Facepunch Forums/Knockout Forums thread.
What’s your experience with the Facepunch forums? Have they changed for the better or for worse? What’s some of your fondest or most heinous memories? Are they just a worse SomethingAwful knockoff? Is Garry Newman an insane masochist for bringing it back instead of just letting it die?
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