Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Godzilla@1989]

Bob would be that one moron putting Mountain Dew in Turkey for Thanksgiving.

 

[King Dead]

Time of death - 6:44PM, November 22, 2020

https://twitter.com/BobChipman_1981/status/1330658563598012416

https://archive.vn/uvvhp

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In case you're wondering why Bobby's making a plea for people to follow his main account, I think this graph should explain it nicely:

Since getting BTFO by Lindsay, he's lost about 1500 followers, most of them on the day of the callout. Being the addict he is, that probably hurts him more than his senpai not noticing him. Hilarious that he couldn't even do the work/personal split accounts correctly and continued to post all his hateful bile on his main account...while putting even more offensive takes on his "personal" account.

If you're curious about his Patreon:

It didn't take as severe a hit, but it definitely killed the last of the residual upward momentum he got after he got shitcanned from the Escapist. From his new peak, he lost about 50 patrons and $130/month. I mean, it's still $4500/month more than he deserves, but Bob's demise was always going to come through a thousand cuts. Unless he turns out to be a serial rapist, his Patreon won't crash and burn overnight.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Except in the end, he winds up looking like what a dumb person's idea of a smart person looks like at best.

Of course, it's not like he has any reference to how an actual smart person thinks.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Bob would be that one moron putting Mountain Dew in Turkey for Thanksgiving.

He’d be the one who forgets to defrost the bird and drops the entire frozen turkey into a vat of boiling oil. Self-rating myself:

 

[instythot]

In case you're wondering why Bobby's making a plea for people to follow his main account, I think this graph should explain it nicely:
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Since getting BTFO by Lindsay, he's lost about 1500 followers, most of them on the day of the callout. Being the addict he is, that probably hurts him more than his senpai not noticing him. Hilarious that he couldn't even do the work/personal split accounts correctly and continued to post all his hateful bile on his main account...while putting even more offensive takes on his "personal" account.

If you're curious about his Patreon:
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It didn't take as severe a hit, but it definitely killed the last of the residual upward momentum he got after he got shitcanned from the Escapist. From his new peak, he lost about 50 patrons and $130/month. I mean, it's still $4500/month more than he deserves, but Bob's demise was always going to come through a thousand cuts. Unless he turns out to be a serial rapist, his Patreon won't crash and burn overnight.

Who the fuck are these people? Even if you didn't see his Twitter, his YouTube takes are sped up retardation. Does he have almost 1400 people paying to enjoy laughing at an obese manchild mentally masturbating to marvel heroes?

 

[Positron]

 

[Vesperus]

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Bob, you'll stan anything with tits. Get a fucking job.

 

[Bepis]

Bobby is angry that Michael Chiklis, who plays a rock creature in MCU, stars in a TV show that doesn't portray illegals as saints:
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1:38 of the trailer, Chiklis's character: Those lines are put there for a reason.

God I wish Bob was smart enough to understand the irony of talking about "manfeels" so soon after he got shittershattered over Lindsay Ellis.

 

[Chad Holdenford]

Bob, you'll stan anything with tits. Get a fucking job.

Especially himself.

However, if they're Republican, conservative, right-wing, or just generally speaks out against some aspect of wokeshit culture, then they lose their female and human being privileges.

 

[Vesperus]

Especially himself.

However, if they're Republican, conservative, right-wing, or just generally speaks out against some aspect of wokeshit culture, then they lose their female and human being privileges.

He's Trump's secret weapon. Make everything "left" so repugnant everyone moves right to get away from it.

 

[Iceland Heavy]

He's Trump's secret weapon. Make everything "left" so repugnant everyone moves right to get away from it.

What if the real way to save the West wasn't Trump tweeting Gamergate, but Trump retweeting Kino Robert?

 

[Chad Holdenford]

He's Trump's secret weapon. Make everything "left" so repugnant everyone moves right to get away from it.

What if the real way to save the West wasn't Trump tweeting Gamergate, but Trump retweeting Kino Robert?

It's a bold move, but it's crazy enough to work.
If every other proof of how bonkers are the modern leftists fell flat to skeptic audiences, retweet something from Acetato Roberto and see the whole world gain a newfound hatred for progressive politics.

 

[Vesperus]

It's a bold move, but it's crazy enough to work.
If every other proof of how bonkers are the modern leftists fell flat to skeptic audiences, retweet something from Acetato Roberto and see the whole world gain a newfound hatred for progressive politics.

"The company you worked for went bankrupt? Well, Moviebob wants us to give you $100 a week until you find a new job. Or you could sell a kidney to the Chinese."
"Shit. Where's the embassy, and can you give me a lift?"

 

[make_it_so]

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Is Red Overalls Bob's version of Blue Arms?

 

[Paranoia Machine]

Here are links to tons of pics I posted of the squalor the Chipmans think passes for a clean and hygienic home. I have a horror boner for filthy houses, but it’s even worse when you know small children are forced to live like this:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/bob-moviebob-chipman.5873/post-6462289

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/bob-moviebob-chipman.5873/post-6463260

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/bob-moviebob-chipman.5873/post-6467915

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/bob-moviebob-chipman.5873/post-7606913

Oh fuck, how do people live like this? I have diagnosed severe depressive episodes where I will shut down and I don't clean for a week, to a month, and it has never ever gotten anywhere close to this bad. What in the fuck.
It also explains why Bob's skin looks almost waxed, because even if he bathes, which I doubt, this is his environment.

Ugh..

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

Oh fuck, how do people live like this? I have diagnosed severe depressive episodes where I will shut down and I don't clean for a week, to a month, and it has never ever gotten anywhere close to this bad. What in the fuck.
It also explains why Bob's skin looks almost waxed, because even if he bathes, which I doubt, this is his environment.

Ugh..

There are legitimate reasons why a person's house might be in this bad of a state; depression, ill health, too busy to clean it properly. What gets me is that Chris posts pictures of the dump as if he's proud to live there. Chris-chan filmed a tour of his house where he proudly showed off his mother's filthy horde, but he has an excuse: he's a barely functional autistic tardbaby. Chris Chipman doesn't have that excuse. He should know that if you post a picture of a child next to a floor and cabinets that haven't been cleaned since the Carter Administration, that you run the risk of the health inspector knocking at your door.

 

[Paranoia Machine]

There are legitimate reasons why a person's house might be in this bad of a state; depression, ill health, too busy to clean it properly. What gets me is that Chris posts pictures of the dump as if he's proud to live there. Chris-chan filmed a tour of his house where he proudly showed off his mother's filthy horde, but he has an excuse: he's a barely functional autistic tardbaby. Chris Chipman doesn't have that excuse. He should know that if you post a picture of a child next to a floor and cabinets that haven't been cleaned since the Carter Administration, that you run the risk of the health inspector knocking at your door.

That is honestly what I was thinking. How anybody hasn't called CPS because of those pictures are beyond me. I've seen them called for far less.
The fact that he is willing to taut this as "clean" should be enlightening to any state worker that this child is, on their best day, living in filth.

 

[The tired cat]

That is honestly what I was thinking. How anybody hasn't called CPS because of those pictures are beyond me. I've seen them called for far less.
The fact that he is willing to taut this as "clean" should be enlightening to any state worker that this child is, on their best day, living in filth.

Pretty sure if anyone did call em, his wife would shriek on Facebook how Drumpf Gestapo came to take away her kids an put them with Christofacists all because they support BLM and not because their place looks like a crack den.

 

[Foltest]

I think I found the reason why Bob and other faggots on twitter hate John Cleese.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

That is honestly what I was thinking. How anybody hasn't called CPS because of those pictures are beyond me. I've seen them called for far less.
The fact that he is willing to taut this as "clean" should be enlightening to any state worker that this child is, on their best day, living in filth.

CPS will not do shit about kids living in squalor. Even if they were hoarding hundreds of animal carcasses and had large amounts of animal and human feces everywhere, they’d just bring in the health department to make them clean it up. There are kids being brutally abused by their parents and CPS almost never does shit about it except encourage the parents to go to anger management and parenting classes. Even if the kids were showing up to school with broken bones and black eyes, CPS is too maxed out to do much about any but the most extreme cases. They wouldn’t be making the Chipmans’ shitty housekeeping a priority anytime soon.