šŸ· Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Neko GF said:
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I like how Ralph has no relationships with family or friends and nobody to unite with on the holidays so he's stuck watching movies alone on Thanksgiving day. Even if everything was open and covid wasn't kicking the nation's ass, Ralph's holidays would still be terrible. Based and rogue pilled.
 
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Vetti said:
I like how Ralph has no relationships with family or friends and nobody to unite with on the holidays so he's stuck watching movies alone on Thanksgiving day. Based and rogue pilled.
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we might get an impromptu pillstream if ralph cracks from loneliness while drunk, im sorry snipers but youve just lost your thanksgiving
 
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I don't know why Dlive hasn't pulled the plug. Ralph's been banned multiple times, shit talks the staff because he think he has power over them, and might become a lightning rod of bad press towards their site if the hit piece has any merit.

Maybe they're waiting till the masses start screaming at them for harboring KKK Crypto Neo Nazis Fascist Bigots and they offer up Ralph as a sacrifice? Bonus points if they make a corn joke.
 
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Ethan Ralphs Micro Penis said:
I don't know why Dlive hasn't pulled the plug. Ralph's been banned multiple times, shit talks the staff because he think he has power over them, and might become a lightning rod of bad press towards their site if the hit piece has any merit.

Maybe they're waiting till the masses start screaming at them for harboring KKK Crypto Neo Nazis Fascist Bigots and they offer up Ralph as a sacrifice? Bonus points if they make a corn joke.
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it might be an infowars situation where most there dont like ralph but one or two guntlickers were flattered by ralphs prostration
 
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Ethan Ralphs Micro Penis said:
I don't know why Dlive hasn't pulled the plug. Ralph's been banned multiple times, shit talks the staff because he think he has power over them, and might become a lightning rod of bad press towards their site if the hit piece has any merit.

Maybe they're waiting till the masses start screaming at them for harboring KKK Crypto Neo Nazis Fascist Bigots and they offer up Ralph as a sacrifice? Bonus points if they make a corn joke.
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Because in the grand scheme of things DLive and Ethan are equally irrelevant.
 
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Ethan's woeful incompetence at managing his Red Alert economy is the perfect metaphor for his actual life.

>only maintains a single ore truck
>gets distracted trying to pick a fight
>doesn't notice barely any money is coming in
>commits fully to fighting with an AI, loses badly
>ore truck gets destroyed offscreen
>doesn't notice
>runs completely out of money
>stuck with his shitty base, unable to progress, as it slowly falls apart
>no AI bothers finishing him off since he has no units and is no threat

As above, so below.
 
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Haru Okumura said:
Ethan's woeful incompetence at managing his Red Alert economy is the perfect metaphor for his actual life.

>only maintains a single ore truck
>gets distracted trying to pick a fight
>doesn't notice barely any money is coming in
>commits fully to fighting with an AI, loses badly
>ore truck gets destroyed offscreen
>doesn't notice
>runs completely out of money
>stuck with his shitty base, unable to progress, as it slowly falls apart
>no AI bothers finishing him off since he has no units and is no threat

As above, so below.
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a single ore truck? what is it with fatheads playing rts and neglecting anything that isnt KILLLL?
 
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ALL YALL ALAWGS ARE JUST NOBODIES! IM THE ONLY REAL ECELEB HERE!

we know from elrics info that gunt guard is more organized and close knit than any real healthy channels broad fan bases so its entirely possible these 14 people are the only real fans ralph has and that he makes or orders gunt guard watch both streams at the same time, i think we can estimate his real non botted viewership from youtube
 
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MeltyTW said:
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ALL YALL ALAWGS ARE JUST NOBODIES! IM THE ONLY REAL ECELEB HERE!

we know from elrics info that gunt guard is more organized and close knit than any real healthy channels broad fan bases so its entirely possible these 14 people are the only real fans ralph has and that he makes or orders gunt guard watch both streams at the same time, i think we can estimate his real non botted viewership from youtube
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He's also got 158 watching on dlive, but the chat isn't moving and only a handful of people have said anything recently. I guess 150 of those are bots.
 
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Haru Okumura said:
Ethan's woeful incompetence at managing his Red Alert economy is the perfect metaphor for his actual life.

>only maintains a single ore truck
>gets distracted trying to pick a fight
>doesn't notice barely any money is coming in
>commits fully to fighting with an AI, loses badly
>ore truck gets destroyed offscreen
>doesn't notice
>runs completely out of money
>stuck with his shitty base, unable to progress, as it slowly falls apart
>no AI bothers finishing him off since he has no units and is no threat

As above, so below.
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