🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Sam Losco said:
I wanna say his mom is coming with him, but who knows with this jackass.
Has Pantsu mentioned moving? Moving in with Ralph would be huge and if that is what happens, pretty much confirms that he was trying to set up some poly shit or something. Too bad Faith finally had enough of your shit and left, huh Ralph? Guess you might have to try and con Pey into the poly shit now.
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I have no idea mate, honestly don't follow Pantsu and her doings outside this thread, just find the timing of it all weird. Pantsu dropping her pedo bf, Ralph getting dumped by his child-bride, them doing irl together and now this.

Here's a schizo theory: Remember how Mr Vickers said he was looking into buying the deed for the shack? What if he actually did and now that Faith seems to have left, he is kicking Ethan out?
 
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Glade Candles said:
"You've been warned about that sticker," is probably the funniest thing Gator's ever said.
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Sweeping it up as per usual
I enjoy the PPP gator mastermind theory
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(https://archive.md/L2xH7)
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Ralph fan's salivating at the thot
(https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1331033063632101383)
(https://archive.md/L582i)

Otaku = dregs of society in Japan
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Urban Dictionary: otaku

The term "otaku" seems to have been introduced to anime fans in the US and other countries via Studio Gainax's "Otaku no Video 1985," a self-parody film. Otaku, meaning probably "venerable house," refers to someone who has a devotion to a subject or hobby (not necessarily anime) to the point of...
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Pantsu talking about taking boys places
(https://twitter.com/_imsupaCUTE/status/1330888268142010370)
(https://archive.md/pJhsE)
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Haru Okumura said:
Oh my God, he's coping SO hard over the Oath Keepers yet again. This is genuinely some of the biggest cope I've ever seen.

"What am I gonna do, break this old guy's hip or something?"

Says he's not going back to jail for beating up the Oath Keeper

Says he walked away because he was so mad he had to leave to keep from beating the guy down

"I DID walk up on the step!!!!"

Says he would sue the Oath Keepers if they touched him

"I would be the keeper of the oath, that's what I would be!"

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I don't know if it's his new "relationship" with May, or if it's because Faith left him, or what, but whatever it is, it brought Ralph out of the most boring period he's had in a while where the shows just blended together, there was nothing happening, it was just this very slow decay that wasn't interesting to follow, glad it seems to be over.

I wonder where Ralph is going to live? He has to be renting since he wouldn't be able to get a loan to buy anything with his debt, and really, he doesn't make enough money to rent something on his own and help his mom at the same time, so is he just going to abandon his mother? After leeching off of her for years he's going to leave her when she's in bad shape? Wouldn't surprise me, same as it wouldn't surprise me to learn that he has never helped pay rent while living with her. so who knows if he's been of any help to her or if he's just been another burden.
Either way, he won't be able to hide the fact that he's moving in with someone other than Faith for long. That plus the Tampa arc in a few weeks, good stuff.

Unrelated but has anyone checked Chris/ahalfwaycrook/Faith's ex's Twitter/social media? I'm willing to bet that once Faith left Ralph she must have at least attempted to contact him, and with how pathetic he was acting it would not surprise me if he took her back and agreed to raise the demon baby with her.
Who knows, it might provide some info on where she is but I couldn't find his twitter and he either changed the name of his YT channel or he deleted it outright.
 
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No dignity said:
This is so beautifully rich. I remember when Gayder did a stream talking about them dayum durdy ayylawgs after Ralph shoah'd his career with a sextape and said "What is it, fuck you I won't do what you tell me, from Rage Against The Machine? That's kinda my lifestyle." He's the epitome of examples on what living a LARP is.
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I remember that. I cringed so hard I had to run around the house cause just listening gave me nervous autistic energy(even more than usual).

Imagine being a supposed right-winger and having low IQ gyppo music and "fuck you dad-ism" being your guiding light? Imagine doing this past the age of 16 no matter what your political leaning? Now imagine doing that into your late 30s early 40s while being a supposed right-winger. Like, whoa!

I really don't understand how someone so bland with not even a whiff of a personality can be this detestable.
 
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RalphsFailingKidneys said:
I don't know if it's his new "relationship" with May, or if it's because Faith left him, or what, but whatever it is, it brought Ralph out of the most boring period he's had in a while where the shows just blended together, there was nothing happening, it was just this very slow decay that wasn't interesting to follow, glad it seems to be over.
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This Thanksgiving season, I am thankful that Ralph pulled this thread out of the slow-pace it had a couple of weeks ago.
 
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Endu said:
This Thanksgiving season, I am thankful that Ralph pulled this thread out of the slow-pace it had a couple of weeks ago.
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I'm thankful for this unending cornucopia of loldom. Everytime you think you've eaten to the last morsel out pops another juicy cherry tomato of bad decisions.
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Delicious Diversity said:
Imo the funniest part was when Ralph was bitching that people like him aren't allowed on Fox News. Him and Gaytor were literally saying that Ralph, Dick Masterson and Ryan Long (who???) should be invited on Fox News to spread the America First message. They weren't joking, they were being completely serious.

I wonder why Fox News doesn't invite no-name spergy neckbeards from Dlive to discuss political theory live on national TV. Maybe Ralph and Gaytor are right - it's a conspiracy to keep the truth down and the 'neocons' in power. Or maybe, just maybe, no one knows who they are and their opinions are irrelevant.

That absurd autism then devolved into crying about Tucker not being a based groyper. Lol.
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the day ethan ralph gets on fox news is the day cnn wins
Haru Okumura said:
He does like to posture, doesn't he?

Want to see something else embarrassing?

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How dare you disrespect me, Ethan Ralph's top janny? You will respect my authoritah!
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the amount of respect gaytor deserves is somewhere between a toilet bowl and one of ethans tranny cum rags.
TherapyMan said:
Ralph's karma is not even close to good enough to be reincarnated into an adorable pizza cat.
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the animal realm is a pretty shitty place in the karmic cycle of life because youre a creature that lives primarily off the things teachings tell you are making you more bound to this plane of suffering and because you have alot less control over the karma you acquire in that state, plus also hell probably end up being abused beaten and neutered for some scientific program for several rounds of cat incarnation
 
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Neko GF said:
Ralph's mad at Coronavirus:
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>"You're a poor loser with no influence, no pussy, no nothing"

Ralph is a fat poor loser with no influence. Him having his methhead groomie isn't saying much.
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lmfao 23 whole people, how will he recover?

also ralph doesnt care about giving money to pedophiles
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