Trump Enslavement Syndrome - Orange man good. /r/The_Donald and any public demonstration of rabid pro-Trump enthusiasm in spite of all reason.

He’ll probably start Trump TV, which I imagine will be a sort of OANN-meets-QVC type thing where you can buy surplus Trumpy Bears in between Candace Owens segments about DumboKKKrap race hypocrisy. Such a great consolation prize!
Absolutely, this will be part of it, he’ll give his own State of the Union, his own televised speeches on current events, televised live rallies, etc. I can’t deny this scenario will be really entertaining if it plays out this way.

Edit: to the poster above, yeah this assumes he won’t be arrested, but let’s be real, I put the odds on him seeing any jail time at under 50%. Biden and his administration won’t want to poke that bear. I don’t know about how far SDNY wants to take it.
 
Biden's transition team is now talking to all of the federal agencies. Just another plank in Trump's masterplan to ensure his defeat, no doubt
He's got them right where he wants them.

I fully expect to be reading the day before the inauguration that the master plan this whole time has been to get the secret service to arrest Biden and Kamela the moment they enter to White House then the Supreme Court will pop out of a closet and instantly convict the entire DNC of treason.
 
He's also going to be shocked when he learns that what he thinks is "left" is actually considered the center in Israel. He's right that the left in Israel is fairly weak, but what actually constitutes the Israeli left and what he thinks the left is are very different.

You get this with people who fetishize the Torries in America, who don't realize that the Torries would be screeched at as the radical left in our actual political spread.
 
He's got them right where he wants them.

I fully expect to be reading the day before the inauguration that the master plan this whole time has been to get the secret service to arrest Biden and Kamela the moment they enter to White House then the Supreme Court will pop out of a closet and instantly convict the entire DNC of treason.

Maybe that is the master plan. Remember Trump was the chief advocate for Prince Bonesaw and saw that the got away with murder at the cost of having a few of his minions executed? Maybe Trump's going to lure Biden to the whitehouse, saw him up while still alive and then pardon himself. (Bonus points for anyone who can get Q cultists parroting this.)
 
Trump is apparently getting a show on Fox and Don jr. has been approached by Newsmax.

I guess if the Obamas are allowed to dump shit on netflix I guess this isn't out of the ordinary.
Source? I don't think it's unbelievable he'd get a show but after shitting on Fox so much I'm not sure about that.
 
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Trump is apparently getting a show on Fox and Don jr. has been approached by Newsmax.

I guess if the Obamas are allowed to dump shit on netflix I guess this isn't out of the ordinary.
It will be interesting to see if the Republicans get tired of him sideline quarterbacking. I don't think he'll be a kingmaker but probably capable of fucking someone out of a winnable election at least in the midterms. His boots will stay well polished until the red hats find a new God Emporer.
 
Source? I don't think it's unbelievable he'd get a show but after shitting on Fox so much I'm not sure about that.
Trump has the attention span of a child provided you haven't directly attacked him- kiss his ass and jangle the keys to a new Italian import car/Russian import hooker in front of him and all is forgiven.
 
Trump has the attention span of a child provided you haven't directly attacked him- kiss his ass and jangle the keys to a new Italian import car/Russian import hooker in front of him and all is forgiven.
I'm not saying Trump won't do it, he will do anything for money. I'm saying why would Fox want him after he's been badmouthing them for weeks now?
 
Maybe that is the master plan. Remember Trump was the chief advocate for Prince Bonesaw and saw that the got away with murder at the cost of having a few of his minions executed? Maybe Trump's going to lure Biden to the whitehouse, saw him up while still alive and then pardon himself. (Bonus points for anyone who can get Q cultists parroting this.)
Khashoggi's kids (for whatever reason) asked for clemency and they commuted the death sentences to prison time.
 
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On today's edition of "Are we the bad guys?"
 
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