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🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.
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While lacking hard evidence, I believe in all the claims made here for the following reasons.
1. It is 100% consistent with the gunty behaviour we've all been accustomed to. Chances are, it's far worse than the revelations provided here, as it has always been.
2. Ralph is an unattractive, disgusting and obese subhuman, his attempt to create a close circle of readily available females to fuck is consistent with males that are neither financially successful, nor has something unique to offer. He will take what's available to him at any given moment.
3. He cheated on Nora, tried to get Ade to join in a guntsome, of course he's going to cheat on Faith. When a crazed dog bites a bunch of people, it's time to put it down.
4. Ralph would have easily tried to "pwn the ayelawgz" by posting a photo of Faith. Pwning the ayelawgz and calling Nool a paedophile induces dophamine in his system. To me, Faith is gone. Some may ask, why can't Ralph just pull out some older photo of them together? Well, that's digging a bigger hole, because most would ask for a physical time stamp. Unfortunately, Twitter removes exif data in photos. I don't think Ralph would be smart enough to remove it himself, otherwise.
I don't think not having sex with a bunch of different women is a worthy reason to jump off a cliff, even if the number is 0.
Stick your dick in crazy, see your life get ruined.
TherapyMan
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Three things:
1. Ralph's obsession with Null really has gotten out of control, hasn't it?
2. Who is the homeless man that's with Ralph and May?
3. May offering a token defense of her hero and love Josh Moon with "I don't think Josh would dox you."
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So I forgot to put my 2 yen in. Pantsu, darlin, why the fuck are you picking at fried chicken with a plastic fucking fork. That come dox me dude is Tonka levels of tough.
And imagine being such a salty bitch that you can't even realize Jewsh does more for free speech then you ever have Ralph. Fuckin pathetic.
Gravityqueen4life
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A normal person would think josh shot his dog or took a piss at ralphs moms corpse.
So god damn mad over a joke he made months ago.
Ralph have you already forgot about the time you and warski DL CP to check if it was legit to own the pedos?
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Ralphs still alive? I'm actually impressed
Ghostface Killer
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His hatred comes strictly to the existence of this site and this thread. No matter how you view it, nobody should want to have their lives dissected and grossly encroached on privacy by essentially discord tier trannies and weirdo furries or even psychopaths at times(DA AYLAWGS!!!). In all fairness, this website is something that probably shouldn’t exist for the sake of sanity alone. The problem though lies in the fact that Ralph is Internet Famous and publicly tells people to look him up and that hes a big deal. When you actively want to be a big public figure and want people to find you, youre gonna get the good side and the bad. Its not technically Nulls fault or the guy who originally wrote this thread but there is a small part of fault on them for putting a spotlight on the Gunt, but the Gunt literally asks for it soooooo
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Yeah, Ethan "I dox you and write smear articles on you if you're mean to me" Ralph is a huge privacy advocate and has genuine ethical concerns about the Kiwi Farms.His hatred comes strictly to the existence of this site and this thread. No matter how you view it, nobody should want to have their lives dissected and grossly encroached on privacy by essentially discord tier trannies and weirdo furries or even psychopaths at times(DA AYLAWGS!!!). In all fairness, this website is something that probably shouldn’t exist for the sake of sanity alone. The problem though lies in the fact that Ralph is Internet Famous and publicly tells people to look him up and that hes a big deal. When you actively want to be a big public figure and want people to find you, youre gonna get the good side and the bad. Its not technically Nulls fault or the guy who originally wrote this thread but there is a small part of fault on them for putting a spotlight on the Gunt, but the Gunt literally asks for it soooooo
Ghostface Killer
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Oh I was just being impartial on why he hates null. Hes an utter piece of shit psychopath that needs permanent federal prison time to fix his problems because just unplugging his ethernet cable doesn’t stop him from physically harming entire people’s families in an attempt to “OWN DA AYLAWGS!!!”.
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To my immense horror, I was in that exact restaurant around this time last year. It’s good but don’t go if you have a peanut allergy. I think I also went to the hooters then. The idea that I’ve occupied the same space as the gunt unnerves me.
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The Gunt, encased in his armor and armed with only his ban hammer, ready to defend his waifu pantsu.
Whilst she does the same for Josh lol
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Nice travel blog stupid.
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Maybe Ethan and May can pivot into mukbang
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A couple hundred pages back I was joking about Reethan graduating to Xanax and maker's mukbangs.
I can feel it. All he did was sheethe and cope last stream. He was getting visibly pissed off at Andy for the Arby's copypasta he read on air. There will be another pillstream, possibly before new years.
Mundane Ralph
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Somewhere around there, maybe a little after. Andy started laughing like a retard before reading it off. Gunty tried to get in on the joke but he looks visibly pissed with warski.
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Imagine downloading CP, hanging around with a pedo advocate, and chasing the youngest tail possible.
Then you call someone else a child enthusiast.
I'm about to start hard grifting the alt right just to steal his paypiggies away. What level of fat and drunk do I need to be to begin? Is there a starter's kit I can buy?
Then you call someone else a child enthusiast.
I'm about to start hard grifting the alt right just to steal his paypiggies away. What level of fat and drunk do I need to be to begin? Is there a starter's kit I can buy?
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I'd say you'd have to bulk up to at least 275 lbs, or pick up a meth habit until you weigh less than 100. You'll need at least 2 felony convictions and either heart disease or some sort of liver disorder. Bonus points if you're a preemie.
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The weight isn't so much the most important part. There are plenty of right wing skinny grifters ala Fuentes. Definitely need some sort of devious sexual fetish like catbois or butt finger sniffing, substances like a case of Maker's Mark and a truckload of xannies or coke, some kind of rallying cry that you are a hypocrite about like 'free speech' but you censor your chat or religion even though you aren't practicing, and connections to some shady higher profile grifters like Milo. But they all seem to be avid fast food fans, so if you want a gunt, start there.
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