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š· Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.
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Is makers mark even good?
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I might pick up a bottle for his new years stream. Big might. Ethan's half convincing me to avoid hard liquor by virtue of just existing as he does.
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Had to clip this since it's just so much condensed seethe in one video. I think the Rekieta bit is in there too he's still butt mad about that too.
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Oh no I can't watch a movie in the theaters despite the fact that THERE ARE NO NEW MOVIES TO WATCH DURING THE LOCKDOWN. Did Ralph just decide to go full sperg mode cause of a movie?
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this has always confounded me. this was a joke Gilbert Gottfried made about Bob Saget like 15 fucking years ago. Its fucking copypasta at this point. This man can take personal exception to the weather changing i swear to god.
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What are you gonna do about it Ethan? Iām dying to know.
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But I am more intrigued with the idea of growing, developing & maintaining a hunchback. What do?
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Not a fake name
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Itās an expensive low-mid grade whiskey.
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As far as what kind of men drink it...I guess "pretentious faggot" covers it? I'm not even saying that to insult Gunt, even if it clearly applies. I can't waste words on the kind of man that purchases and drinks Makers. It's sickly sweetness means it's popular with the sloppier bar-hopper girls.
What I will waste words on is a weird quirk of the booze industry.
If you know an experienced bartender and pick their brain, they'll tell you of least one lower-priced bourbon out there that's better, and not as sickly-sweet. An old bar coworker explained that X brand of cheap whiskey (the stuff the bars put in the "speed rack" that's referred to as "well whiskey" and is what you get if you order a base-price mixed drink and don't specify a preferred brand of booze in it) is actually out of the same barrels as higher priced Y whiskey, in many instances.
I remember Beam 8 Star being one such, speaking of bourbons, if you're into that shit. It's actually from the same barrels as some other more expensive and heavily marketed bourbon (that ISN'T Jim Beam, oddly enough) whose name I can't recall. They just put 8 Star in a bottle/label that screams of soup kitchens and Greyhound stations, and sell it in mass quantities to bars and the ghetto corner liquor stores. Due to it not being marketed, Jim Beam (or whatever conglomerate that owns them) makes the same amount of money on it. It's actually a pretty canny revenue diversification type thing, where they'll make more on either end, depending on market demand.
Also, suck my dick, Gunt, we know you are drinking cheaper shit anyway, whether you show the bottle on air or not. You broke, broken, gunted liquorfag.
If you know an experienced bartender and pick their brain, they'll tell you of least one lower-priced bourbon out there that's better, and not as sickly-sweet. An old bar coworker explained that X brand of cheap whiskey (the stuff the bars put in the "speed rack" that's referred to as "well whiskey" and is what you get if you order a base-price mixed drink and don't specify a preferred brand of booze in it) is actually out of the same barrels as higher priced Y whiskey, in many instances.
I remember Beam 8 Star being one such, speaking of bourbons, if you're into that shit. It's actually from the same barrels as some other more expensive and heavily marketed bourbon (that ISN'T Jim Beam, oddly enough) whose name I can't recall. They just put 8 Star in a bottle/label that screams of soup kitchens and Greyhound stations, and sell it in mass quantities to bars and the ghetto corner liquor stores. Due to it not being marketed, Jim Beam (or whatever conglomerate that owns them) makes the same amount of money on it. It's actually a pretty canny revenue diversification type thing, where they'll make more on either end, depending on market demand.
Also, suck my dick, Gunt, we know you are drinking cheaper shit anyway, whether you show the bottle on air or not. You broke, broken, gunted liquorfag.
Basically, what you're paying for when you pay for Makers is a rubbery red glop of fuck ostentatiously dribbled over the lid. It's a cool Christmas or birthday gift because it looks nice and drinks okay. Just okay. It's hype.
If a bottle is purchased for you, accept it graciously and with gratitude. They tried.
If you're a woman at a bar and it's purchased for you without you asking for it, get that rape whistle shined up and ready to go, and do not leave your drink unattended.
I envision a Carlos Castenada-esque, eating peyote with the natives kind of Gunt Spirit Quest if I were to drink a bottle of Makers...entering Gunt World. Visiting the Gunt Dimension.
...and no one wants that, which means I'll stick to filtered vodka should I tumble off the wagon and join you in drunkenness that night.
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mmm dem titties fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap
(I swam in t-shirts as a kid too, Ethan, it's okay, li'l guy)
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Good point. I don't want a gunt tulpa following me around for the rest of my life. That would be hell. An Ethan Ralph only I could see and hear.
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He certainly isnāt wrong. Considering people were already skeptical of these lockdowns, these two-faced politicians are not helping in the slightest. Heās still a retard though.
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You could just holler over each other every fuckin' day WAAAHLLUAAAAH LAAAAAAAHHAUAAAHAAAAAHAAAWAAAUAAAH
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