Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[John Andrews Stan]

"Women are all vapid, ignorant whores." --a male who purposely seeks out vapid, ignorant whores.

We need a “Who said it — Dax or Elliot Rodger?” quiz.

 

[What has to be done]

Imagine wanting to marry someone with such a low sex drive she never fucked anyone.

No, seriously, imagine it. Imagine what sort of man would like a sexless marriage to someone he doesn't even respect or like.

Now imagine how big his mansion would be if it could contain a closet that big.

If you married a virgin for that reason, then you would respect her for that. Someone who doesn't respect women in general would respect a virgin. This is not a contradiction because finding a virgin adult woman is almost impossible in many places. This marriage would be for the purpose of raising a family, something Dax will never do.

Dax doesn't really hate women. That is just how he got his audience at first on Dr. Phil with Men are Better than Women, which is supposedly satire. People have said he may be like a homosexual who is catty towards woman. He certainly is a sexual deviant who is delusional from using drugs.

 

[Sped Xing]

If you married a virgin for that reason, then you would respect her for that. Someone who doesn't respect women in general would respect a virgin. This is not a contradiction because finding a virgin adult woman is almost impossible in many places. This marriage would be for the purpose of raising a family, something Dax will never do.

Dax doesn't really hate women. That is just how he got his audience at first on Dr. Phil with Men are Better than Women, which is supposedly satire. People have said he may be like a homosexual who is catty towards woman. He certainly is a sexual deviant who is delusional from using drugs.

If you.marry a virgin because you believe that sex before marriage is wrong, you're not Dax Herrera. How was it not sufficiently clear about whom I was talking?

I assert that Dax does not respect women based on his behavior, not the stupid Doctor Phil appearance I've never seen.

 

[LurkTrawl]

Now imagine how big his mansion would be if it could contain a closet that big.

How big do you think the closet he's hiding in is? I reckon it's got to be rather large to hide all that faggotry.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

How big do you think the closet he's hiding in is? I reckon it's got to be rather large to hide all that faggotry.

If you ask dax, he'd say it's the size of a fort, but reality says it's more akin to an iron maiden.

 

[LurkTrawl]

If you ask dax, he'd say it's the size of a fort, but reality says it's more akin to an iron maiden.

Small, hard, and penetrative? Sounds about right for him, now that you mention it.

 

[What has to be done]

I assert that Dax does not respect women based on his behavior, not the stupid Doctor Phil appearance I've never seen.

This is the video that was going around the internet that gave Dax his earliest fans. If you haven't seen it before, I am not sure why you are following this guy at all.

Back then dick's writing was funny and interesting compared to now. Those were the days where Maddox was popular too, and you would wait for people like him and Dax to update their websites or whatever.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

The MABTW trolling was pretty fucking funny. The difference between then and now is that Dax has grown to take himself way too fucking seriously. Back then, he seemed to be having a lot of fun with it and had a smile on his face even while dumb bitches were insulting him. Put today’s Maddax in the same situation and he’d absolutely chimp out at the slightest dig.

And when you consider that the MABTW dude loves getting buttfucked, sucking strap-ons and deep-throating actual cock, well, Freud would have a fucking field day.

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

The MABTW trolling was pretty fucking funny. The difference between then and now is that Dax has grown to take himself way too fucking seriously. Back then, he seemed to be having a lot of fun with it and had a smile on his face even while dumb bitches were insulting him. Put today’s Maddax in the same situation and he’d absolutely chimp out at the slightest dig.

And when you consider that the MABTW dude loves getting buttfucked, sucking strap-ons and deep-throating actual cock, well, Freud would have a fucking field day.

Yeah.
MABTW was hilarious, and Dr Phil was the pinnacle of that. That may just be me, because I personally love performance art. Especially at the time, it was legitimately good comedy.
Then BPITU was something special. Maddox and Dick played off each other so well, and grew a loyal fan base so quickly, that it was almost a mark of being part of the Internet ‘counter-culture’ to listen to it. We had Maddox, Best Page In The Universe and Alphabet Of Manliness, and Dick Masterson, together and doing something different than most other shows at the time.
Then we all know what happened, and only Dick really took advantage of that to launch his own show to magnificent effect. But, between then and now the fire was lost, and he’s just another Internet personality who does dumb shit. His barring another Lolsuit type saga, he’s just gonna get more and more stale.

 

[LurkTrawl]

And when you consider that the MABTW dude loves getting buttfucked, sucking strap-ons and deep-throating actual cock, well, Freud would have a fucking field day.

It makes sense when you consider that the statement "men are better than women" wasn't about gender-war stuff, it's simply his sexual preference.

 

[AnOminous]

And when you consider that the MABTW dude loves getting buttfucked, sucking strap-ons and deep-throating actual cock, well, Freud would have a fucking field day.

He turned out not to be kidding about thinking that men are better than women, in and out of the sack.

 

[Sped Xing]

If you haven't seen it before, I am not sure why you are following this guy at all.

Like the vast majority of his fans, he inherited me from Maddox.

A friend of mine gave me a copy of MABTW in the longlongago. I never read it. Books suck. As for the video, I know of it, but I'd unironically rather watch Sumito eat McDonalds food than bother with le edgy humor from a decade ago.

 

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[George Floyd Sneed]

Yeah.
MABTW was hilarious, and Dr Phil was the pinnacle of that. That may just be me, because I personally love performance art. Especially at the time, it was legitimately good comedy.
Then BPITU was something special. Maddox and Dick played off each other so well, and grew a loyal fan base so quickly, that it was almost a mark of being part of the Internet ‘counter-culture’ to listen to it. We had Maddox, Best Page In The Universe and Alphabet Of Manliness, and Dick Masterson, together and doing something different than most other shows at the time.
Then we all know what happened, and only Dick really took advantage of that to launch his own show to magnificent effect. But, between then and now the fire was lost, and he’s just another Internet personality who does dumb shit. His barring another Lolsuit type saga, he’s just gonna get more and more stale.

It is interesting how the “dick lit” writers from 10-20 all wound up being frauds and grifters. You have Maddax and Maddox but you had guys like Tucker Max who more or less made up everything he wrote about, lost his ass in a movie based on his books, and is now in the well established grift of being a life coach after getting bailed out by his rich parents.

 

[Berrakh]

It is interesting how the “dick lit” writers from 10-20 all wound up being frauds and grifters. You have Maddax and Maddox but you had guys like Tucker Max who more or less made up everything he wrote about, lost his ass in a movie based on his books, and is now in the well established grift of being a life coach after getting bailed out by his rich parents.

It's why being a snob is underrated. Things that look trashy and have trashy appeals tend to be...trash.

 

[soy_king]

Like the vast majority of his fans, he inherited me from Maddox.

A friend of mine gave me a copy of MABTW in the longlongago. I never read it. Books suck. As for the video, I know of it, but I'd unironically rather watch Sumito eat McDonalds food than bother with le edgy humor from a decade ago.

How dare you speak ill of Internet Historian's pet street shitter, you Rich Evans knock-ff!

 

[Crystal Golem]

This should not be allowed.

 

[TheSimpShow]

How dare you speak ill of Internet Historian's pet street shitter, you Rich Evans knock-ff!

Speaking of which. I fucking hate how that fat-faced faggot has wriggled his way up IH's ass. Just get rid of him he is insufferable.

 

[Berrakh]

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This should not be allowed.

Vito is what he was made to be: the fat best friend they all mock

 

[Sped Xing]

How dare you speak ill of Internet Historian's pet street shitter, you Rich Evans knock-ff!

Speaking of which. I fucking hate how that fat-faced faggot has wriggled his way up IH's ass. Just get rid of him he is insufferable.

I like Sumito. I said I did, and everyone assumed I was lying to be funny.

This is less surprising when you consider the arc of "it's just a persona, bro."