Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[WonderWino]

Looks like dream chaser is back to implying shes in spokane. Apparently she knows where lucas is because shes a nurse and they all talk about such things

The more she skulks around the more she comes off as having more than a couple screws loose

 

[Da Dude123]

Lucas is complaining about the Coronasluts on Facebook again...Coronasluts. That would be a great name for an all girl punk band. New wave of riot girl.

Lunacy! Absolute lunacy! 40 year old fat hobos with diabetes and MRSA are prone to dying from COVID-19. 18-24 baes, not so much.

 

[Trainwreck]

I'll take $2,000 for things that never happened Alex.

 

[Stilgar of Troon]

I'll take $2,000 for things that never happened Alex.
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Oh come on, we've all seen some rando in a flatbill cap just up and pull 10 women at once, right?

 

[WonderWino]

I'll take $2,000 for things that never happened Alex.
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Ah yes, the bus station that he himself admitted he is banned from because of his behavior. If that had happened it would have made the news. It also would have resulted in his ass being thrown into quarantine along with everyone else who was there at the time

Perhaps thats his plan that hes setting the groundwork for - saying shit like this and then claiming hes been exposed to covid so they'll put him in forced quarantine and give him food and a bed. I wouldn't put it past him to try it

and that makes it pretty clear he is having literal delusions of seeing these 'swooping' incidents. That makes me wonder how long it'll be before he starts screaming at said imaginary zoomers and other random people he thinks are somehow involved in it. He clearly doesn't consider that its all in his head at all. He's so stupid that even knowing he's been diagnosed mentally ill he still takes his own insanity at face value. Even when it results in him doing things that get him into trouble. In his world, everyone else is the problem and there is absolutely nothing wrong with him at all, just everyone else trying to make him think there is

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

In this new series of videos he says:
1. People keep dragging him to places
2. Kayla in the funny farm kept being sexual toward him and he told her to stop but she kept doing it.

Nobody. Nobody. Nobody. Drags Lucas anywhere, there's not a single person on the planet that would willingly hang out with this guy without compensation for it. Who's he trying to fool by saying she was trying to be sexual with him, we all know better, and if she did she was trolling. I love when he just clearly lies about shit everyone can see through, really shows how desperate he is to convince anyone that he's not an absolute loser of the highest caliber.

 

[Goldaor]

Never seen before attraction signs. (I think) Found them on a Facebook post about Lucas by a local. It's set to public if you're curious:

facebook.com/100005241434817/posts/1554279801423386/?d=n

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Oh come on, we've all seen some rando in a flatbill cap just up and pull 10 women at once, right?

It was 20 women and he even showed me his positive COVID test

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

I can't imagine many things that fill me with more gratitude than watching Lucas bleat into his phone like a rutting man-monkey.
Thankful for my sanity, security, self-awareness, transportation, hope, potential, etc, the list goes on and on.
And I'm thankful for @Goldaor for the quick in-and-out milk harvest. Frustrating at some points, but worthwhile all things considered. You haven't fully redeemed the reputation of French Canadians, but it's a step in the right direction .
Thanks as well to the other Wernologists for documenting this wild ride.

 

[Quiet Dignity]

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Never seen before attraction signs. (I think) Found them on a Facebook post about Lucas by a local. It's set to public if you're curious:

facebook.com/100005241434817/posts/1554279801423386/?d=n

Grandparents gone, you say? 50 cows prior you say?? Taxi, to House of Charity, and step on it!

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Does anyone know whether or not Fatty is conclusively banned from Clinkerdagger? If so, does he actually know that he's banned?

It would be nice for them to be aware that he's using their restaurant as bait.

 

[Wernology]

I'm hoping his birthday gift to the world will be the 27th being full of videos of him alternating between literally roaring incoherently in public and begging with or without tears for someone to just take pity on him and give him birthday sex because all he got last year was a card and a gift certificate for P.F. Chang's from his mom.

 

[ThomasAudley]

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Does anyone know whether or not Fatty is conclusively banned from Clinkerdagger? If so, does he actually know that he's banned?

It would be nice for them to be aware that he's using their restaurant as bait.

So the video immediately preceding this post about wanting to meet in real life is him ranting about covidsluts and how he just saw someone collapse due to slutting it up. I really hope this hypocrite sleeps rough all winter.

 

[AnOminous]

I'm hoping his birthday gift to the world will be the 27th being full of videos of him alternating between literally roaring incoherently in public and begging with or without tears for someone to just take pity on him and give him birthday sex because all he got last year was a card and a gift certificate for P.F. Chang's from his mom.

I hope she gets him a gift certificate for somewhere he's banned from.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

I hope she gets him a gift certificate for somewhere he's banned from.

Lucas's mom: the ne plus ultra Werntroll.

Her scheme?

Gave birth to the Grendel of Spokane himself.

 

[neutral grandpa]

Just want to wish a happy thanksgiving to the fat, pathetic, homeless, manchild, incel, piece of shit socialist lucas. hope your life gets even worse

 

[Krathnami]

I'm hoping his birthday gift to the world will be the 27th being full of videos of him alternating between literally roaring incoherently in public and begging with or without tears for someone to just take pity on him and give him birthday sex because all he got last year was a card and a gift certificate for P.F. Chang's from his mom.

Do we know if his parents even know if he’s homeless again?

 

[Stilgar of Troon]

Do we know if his parents even know if he’s homeless again?

I honestly hope they do and steadfastly refuse to give a shit.

 

[Goldaor]

I honestly hope they do and steadfastly refuse to give a shit.

At father's day, his step dad called House of Charity to have a chat with him, according to him.

 

[Da Dude123]

I honestly hope they do and steadfastly refuse to give a shit.

They probably do know and don't care enough to help him. And I think his mom basically refuses to acknowledge his existence at this point.