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- May 2, 2020
I dont.... is that supposed to be canned cranberries in a fleshlight? It's not even funny, just retarded
Eta: that cursed monk creature looks like rabies davis
Eta: that cursed monk creature looks like rabies davis
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Amhole is actually a tiny Shoggothhow your am hole distorts to horrific shapes
Its now stuck in my head . Why do this to me?I have the horrifying idea that the amhole gapes open while Kevin is lying down, in such a way that it looks like an imitation vagina, but sideways.
I need to go and try and sleep this mental image off.
Just imagine it uttering a tiny weak groan every time it falls to rest in this position.Its now stuck in my head . Why do this to me?![]()
>pronouns in bio
When kev inserts the dilator, a soft 'tekeli-li!' is heard.Amhole is actually a tiny Shoggoth
So Kev wants to fuck a can of cranberry sauce. Add that to the long list of deviant fetishes he's got.
So Kev wants to fuck a can of cranberry sauce. Add that to the long list of deviant fetishes he's got.
I don’t have a vagina myself, but I’d assume they’re not supposed to slide around amorphously like The fluids of a fleshy lava lamp depending on your position? (Goodbye Horses intensifies.)
No Kevin, you're just fat and god knows what shoving hormones that dont belong in your body up your asshole does to you.
Why can’t Kevin just refer to Penny by his name? Stop dragging other people into your fetish. We the public aka the people whose money you’re trying to grab don’t know or refer to him as “Mistress” so just... stop. We all know Kevin doesn’t have any S&M sex with Penny so the insistence on referring to him as “Mistress” is retarded. No one gives a shit what you call him when he’s driving 30 miles to pick up your triple Whopper.
What a joker, this Kevie-boy is such a riot! Adult? He's got the physical condition of a senior, the mental and "societal" age of a kindergartener, and finally, the legal age of an adult. He sure as fuck doesn't act like it, though.Why does Kev-Kev fear getting old? He's got himself in a situation where he's going to be treated like a child. If it's about his health, that's probably been fucked for a while.And even then not like he does anything that requires him to be in decent health. And if it's about his appearance, it's already too late:
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When you put "lol" at the end it totally does hide the disappointment and make you sound more feminine lol
Quick someone tell them that broken feet and sore knees are period symptoms and it means they're finally true and honest women.