Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.
So Kev wants to fuck a can of cranberry sauce. Add that to the long list of deviant fetishes he's got.

Anything normal kevin wants to ”fuck“ because he needs to destroy any resemblance of normalcy to make himself think he’s in control.

another way to phrase it is; Kevin wants to fuck thanksgiving because normal happy people enjoy it with their normal functional genitalia which is patriarchal and triggering so it must be destroyed. It’s sour grapes but instead of just saying the grapes are sour, the fox impotently humps the grape vine and then claimes he “owned” the grape vine and that grapes are now for LGBTQIIAP+ ONLY
 
Pennywise broke his foot:
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https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1332362020717359104 (Archive)

Also, this:
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https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1332370470708998144 (Archive)
 
Why can’t Kevin just refer to Penny by his name? Stop dragging other people into your fetish. We the public aka the people whose money you’re trying to grab don’t know or refer to him as “Mistress” so just... stop. We all know Kevin doesn’t have any S&M sex with Penny so the insistence on referring to him as “Mistress” is retarded. No one gives a shit what you call him when he’s driving 30 miles to pick up your triple Whopper.

Sidenote: Imagine living on a ranch with tons of outdoor space and sunlight and manual tasks to be done, little access to fast food and you can’t even drive anywhere because you’re you’re an idiot who lives in the middle of nowhere without a DL... and somehow GAINING weight. How?
 
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Why does Kev-Kev fear getting old? He's got himself in a situation where he's going to be treated like a child. If it's about his health, that's probably been fucked for a while. And even then it's not like he does anything that requires him to be in decent health. And if it's about his appearance, it's already too late:
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Why does Kev-Kev fear getting old? He's got himself in a situation where he's going to be treated like a child. If it's about his health, that's probably been fucked for a while.And even then not like he does anything that requires him to be in decent health. And if it's about his appearance, it's already too late:
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What a joker, this Kevie-boy is such a riot! Adult? He's got the physical condition of a senior, the mental and "societal" age of a kindergartener, and finally, the legal age of an adult. He sure as fuck doesn't act like it, though.
Also, 49!? That's far too generous for that receding hairline.
 
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