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Retrodogkiller said:
Eh sadly I think June would have temporary success on only fans. Like Trisha paytas is huge on their and she's petty ugly. But June's got enough horny simps wanting to see her naked, so I think she'll get a good 2 or 3 months of pay from that alone before it drops off.
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I wonder if she would take any pictures with her bald head.
 
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Jones McCann said:
If a condition exists there's a 100% chance of porn being made about it.
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I can just see some unpleasant individuals taking advantage of an attention craves June. She ends up in degrading porn while during the act her wig keeps falling off, and that's the point, to humiliate her. She keeps grabbing for it as it falls off the the guy rips it from her and starts doing bald jokes or some such, calling her a freak.
Then /b/ masturbates.
 
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Wraith said:
She ends up in degrading porn while during the act her wig keeps falling off, and that's the point, to humiliate her. She keeps grabbing for it as it falls off the the guy rips it from her and starts doing bald jokes or some such, calling her a freak.
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Think I've seen something like that on efukt
 
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Wraith said:
I can just see some unpleasant individuals taking advantage of an attention craves June. She ends up in degrading porn while during the act her wig keeps falling off, and that's the point, to humiliate her. She keeps grabbing for it as it falls off the the guy rips it from her and starts doing bald jokes or some such, calling her a freak.
Then /b/ masturbates.
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You wrote that with one hand didn't you...
...just...clean up after okay?
 
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MediocreMilt said:
Sorry to repeat myself but...

"put shoe on head"
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Lol this shoe wig falling scenario is very funny. I imagine it in a sort of Punch and Judy style where they wig comes off dramatically. Maybe it's yanked off by one of those curved canes they used to have in cartoons for ripping people off stage. Her wig comes off and the curtain falls in the middle of her act. The audience cheers and is elated and then the curtain comes up and a much younger girl has replaced shoe on stage.
 
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CORRUPT🍀 said:
Lol this shoe wig falling scenario is very funny. I imagine it in a sort of Punch and Judy style where they wig comes off dramatically. Maybe it's yanked off by one of those curved canes they used to have in cartoons for ripping people off stage. Her wig comes off and the curtain falls in the middle of her act. The audience cheers and is elated and then the curtain comes up and a much younger girl has replaced shoe on stage.
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Nah, one of those bits in Looney Toons where they'd ape the vaudeville look, with June wearing an obvious fake wig. Then right at the end, the hook comes in from off-screen and yanks June away so fast it leaves her wig spinning in the air. Curtains. End fanfare.
 
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June seems to be a bit in denial of the positions her new sociopathic friends hold.

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Flamenco said:
June seems to be a bit in denial of the positions her new sociopathic friends hold.

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Is she ignorant enough to believe that people who "hate the establishment" would sign up for a system of government that takes complete control over the economy and would rapidly clamp down on any rights we still have left? Does she understand that "libs" in the context of the right wing means people on the left, not specifically neo-liberals, and that they definitely hate anyone further left even more? Sounds like your typical ancom delusion that you can somehow seize enough power to absolish the government without first becoming an authoritarian state that will then never be dissolved.
 
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Jones McCann said:
Is she ignorant enough to believe that people who "hate the establishment" would sign up for a system of government that takes complete control over the economy and would rapidly clamp down on any rights we still have left? Does she understand that "libs" in the context of the right wing means people on the left, not specifically neo-liberals, and that they definitely hate anyone further left even more? Sounds like your typical ancom delusion that you can somehow seize enough power to absolish the government without first becoming an authoritarian state that will then never be dissolved.
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I am not surprised anymore how fucking dumb this Bitch is. It's just annoying now rather than shocking.
I take back what I said a while ago :
Would not smash. Her character is absolutely disgusting.
 
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