06-18-15 Caucasian Phil admits he doesn't know about Puerto Rico

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I know it's been said a bunch before but all Phil has to do is pay for a 23andme kit. That's it. $100 and it will prove to everyone that he's Puerto Rican. It will shut up everyone and he'll be able to gloat forever that he was right. But he can't do it for 2 reasons:
  • He isn't Puerto Rican and he fully knows this
  • He can't continue pretending to be oppressed for saying he's Puerto Rican and making a scene when he's called out on it
Everyone knows this. Even his asspatters know it. So he'll never do it. Though, any Portland Kiwis currently stalking him that want to forcibly collect a saliva sample for testing would be doing God's Work in bringing a race-criminal to public justice.
 
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Smutley said:
I know it's been said a bunch before but all Phil has to do is pay for a 23andme kit. That's it. $100 and it will prove to everyone that he's Puerto Rican. It will shut up everyone and he'll be able to gloat forever that he was right. But he can't do it for 2 reasons:
  • He isn't Puerto Rican and he fully knows this
  • He can't continue pretending to be oppressed for saying he's Puerto Rican and making a scene when he's called out on it
Everyone knows this. Even his asspatters know it. So he'll never do it. Though, any Portland Kiwis currently stalking him that want to forcibly collect a saliva sample for testing would be doing God's Work in bringing a race-criminal to public justice.
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If he would do it, and post said results, I'd pay for his next three tattoos. Luckily, the only peoples tattoos I'll pay for are mine and the Missues.
 
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That was me who suggested and offered Phil do a 23 and me.

Taking something for free from a cishet white male? There's only one reason he wouldn't do that....
 
How is killing your dad going to prove you aren't white..
Oh you are a bigot and only minorties commit crimes right Herr Phil?
 
ln18 said:
Hooves is gonna lose his shit when he learns about The Boricuas' doomed involvement in the Gang Warz of 1997.
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And it's impossible to forget about the significance of the rumble gang wars between the Jets and the Sharks.
Yet another reason ADF could never be Puerto Rican. According to West Side Story, long lines and leg flexibility are indisputable pre-requisites.
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Bassomatic said:
How is killing your dad going to prove you aren't white..
Oh you are a bigot and only minorties commit crimes right Herr Phil?
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Because once his dad croaks, no one will be around to refute his claims about his father's family/lineage.
 
Smutley said:
More comments, Phil is now wanting to murder his father to prove he's a hot blooded latino.
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Of course there aren't any records of Taino after WW1. There weren't any before there, there weren't any before the Civil War, there weren't any before the Revolutionary War. The Taino were pretty much extinct in the 16th century. But you'd know this, Phil, if you knew anything about the history of the culture that you so desperately claim to be.
 
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