🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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ClipBitch said:
Ralph is on camera from baked alaskas perspective if you want to look for funny screenshots. https://dlive.tv/BakedAlaska

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WhimsicalTrolli said:
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This whole thing is too suspicious, I think they might be purposely feeding our schizo theories about Faith coming home. Maybe I'm just going crazy but it could all be a gayop, Fai Fai hacked into her father's account to publish a fake update, mr. Vickers got it back quickly and deleted the fake post. I'm also noticing Gator hasn't tweeted anything in 11 hours, which is kind of out of character for him. Is Gator pretending to be Faith on Twitter? Is Faith even alive anymore? I really don't know what is real anymore
 
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Schlomo Silverscreenblatt said:
I wonder how much incorrect info ralph has in his txt file about null. Apparently he's wrong about the brick game drama. Will he mention the jew finger necklace or state he's a wanted criminal hiding in Poland?
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Ralph has no sgtandards and will probably use Zoom as his source.
Squire of Gothos said:
You need to show the full perspective of what he's doing:
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He's wearing his boots and standing on a stone bench and he still barely reaches!
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what did ralph claim his height was?
 
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Insane In The Membrane said:
Is Ralph even allowed out of state? How long is his probation up?
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He either must not be asking permission, is out of state within the allotted time for not having to report or telling them it's work or family related so he needs to go. He can't be getting all this time out of state for good behavior.
Shakka Ahmose said:
Ralph has no sgtandards and will probably use Zoom as his source.

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Didn't he say he was 5'6"? Do we add height for being stretched out? He really could have been a little bit taller. He's stooped over these days.
 
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High Tea said:
He either must not be asking permission, is out of state within the allotted time for not having to report or telling them it's work or family related so he needs to go. He can't be getting all this time out of state for good behavior.
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ade says he went to her illegally so probably just counting on police not having time to hoist his 1k ton gunt around
 
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Null said:
She was 15 and I was 17 when we met and we stayed friends for a long time, on and off, after that drama. Her birthday is close to mine, less than two years apart. Every time anyone talks about her they always make the ages a year further apart because no one gives a fuck if two teenagers have drama on an Internet forum for a brick building game. Soon they'll be saying I was 30 when it happened.
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But if people are honest then they can't call you a pedophile and they really wanna
 
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Pink Leader standing by. Fire up the doX-wings and let's get this show on the road.

Insane In The Membrane said:
Is Ralph even allowed out of state? How long is his probation up?
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He has mentioned how annoying it is to get approval before each of this trips. He claims the approval process is almost a sure thing due to his past compliance, but that there's always a small chance of it being denied.

Can everybody just imagine how hard Ethan has been coping and seething, reading every single post of this thread? That sinking feeling in his gunt as people narrow down the timeline and come to the conclusion that she's really gone this time? He must've been losing his mind watching his words to avoid letting out any more information, but of course as a barely functional alcoholic he did it anyway!

I know some have disagreed, but I will die on the hill that the October 23rd stream where he blew off Mark Collett is the linchpin to this entire thing.

EDIT: With Baked live, Ethan can't suck up all the viewers. Sad.

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He also got in a scuffle with somebody and knocked the guy's hat off and is now bragging like he put the guy down with a single punch.

EDIT 2: "Let's go get a drink...look up a bar, we'll take an Uber." Here we go.

EDIT 3: Moping over Youtube. "They're kicking all my friends off these days, punk ass bitches..."

EDIT 4: Someone said the guy who scuffled with Ethan was from the Kiwi Farms, but both Ethan and May pushed back on that.

EDIT 5: Now he's calling us "Pedo Farms"...how embarrassing.

EDIT 6: They're trying to find a Hooters, because that worked out so well the last time.

EDIT 7: "SHE'S JUST SITTING NEXT TO ME, BEFORE ANYBODY STARTS SCREENCAPPING ANY SHIT". He keeps showing how he's totally not touching May.

EDIT 8: HE ORDERED MAKER'S MARK :story:

EDIT 9: He got carded and has no ID, and admitted he never replaced it since being mugged last January. The manager is letting him proceed, however.
 
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