Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

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Who wins on November 3rd? (Zeitgeist, not who you're voting for)

  • Expecting a Trump win.

    Votes: 978 45.7%
  • Expecting a Biden win.

    Votes: 277 12.9%
  • Expecting no clear winner on November 3rd.

    Votes: 885 41.4%

  • Total voters
    2,140
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It would be funny, if it weren't so pathetic.
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Another loss for you silly little Drumpftards thinking that you can flip an election that you've already lost.

What a shame. It would be funny, if it weren't so pathetic.

It's bizarre. You'd think the Republican party would be doing an autopsy of the election, focusing on keeping the senate, and preparing for the midterms, but they can't because the cult leader they put in charge refuses to acknowledge reality.

Middle Eastern war and oil?

Republicans haven't cared about war since Romney lost to Obama. I remember the GOP controlled congress voting against Obama's no fly zone over Syria.
 
It's bizarre. You'd think the Republican party would be doing an autopsy of the election, focusing on keeping the senate, and preparing for the midterms, but they can't because the cult leader they put in charge refuses to acknowledge reality.
He can't acknowledge the reality of coronavirus, so why do you expect him to do so with this?

Remember, the blood is on his hands. At all times, the blood is on his hands. We Democrats will take over the US and kick his types out, feel me?
 
Found the videos of Trump farting:




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I love this election because it just proves horseshoe theory political wise, in 2016 it was “Muh Russians” and the republicans claimed it was a totally legit election and people are just crazy, now the democrats are saying the same thing while republicans are going “Muh vote counting.” Like holy shit the US voting system is flawed? No shit.
Any time the opposing candidate wins shit gets flung and in one way or any other the retards are gonna screech about being cheated in one form or another, what made the 2016/2020 elections special however is we have volatile candidates on all sides espousing conspiracy theories and people just blindly buying them to some extent.
 
Trump v Biden felt like being asked if you wanted your hand cut off or your entire arm cut off. Biden sucks, but Trump sucked more.
At this point it'll just be nice to have a president where half his party doesn't act like he's Christ incarnate. That shit got old really quick. Even at the height of Obama Hopium I never would have thought a political cult of personality could get this far.
 
At this point it'll just be nice to have a president where half his party doesn't act like he's Christ incarnate. That shit got old really quick. Even at the height of Obama Hopium I never would have thought a political cult of personality could get this far.
The opposite is also true. People either worshiped Trump or acted like he was the devil himself.

At least with Biden, we can all agree he's shit.
 
Yep, I missed them. Link?
Starts here. The idiot responsible for the affidavit used a tool that returns any subdomain of .ايران.ir (which is not an official domain name extension under the .ir domain) as a real result that has existed in the past. Whether stupid or malicious? Who knows.

So edisonresearch.ايران.ir 'exists', but so does thetrumpcampaignisrunningascamtoraisemoneyforthernc.ايران.ir.

EDIT: I had a bit more of a look around because it would be funny to know exactly who this guy is. Something I hadn't realized before that can be readily found on Wikipedia- the 305th MI Battalion isn't some crack signals intelligence unit or something like that. "Its mission is to train Initial Entry Trainees for the MOSes of 35G (Geospatial Imagery Intelligence Analyst) and 35F (All Source Intelligence Analyst)."

So.. this guy either got that far, but no further, or, he was a trainer there- but didn't include that detail for some reason. For comparison, here's the LinkedIn description of a typical veteran of the 305th MI:
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I'm sure Kourtney is a nice gal and all, but if I was looking for someone who had developed relevant domain experience in a field in the US military, I might look for those who had progressed to more specialized units.

In the case of the other very dumb affidavit, from Navid, he's a royalist deadender who wants the US to invade Iran. He's basically just a very low rent version of Ahmed Chalabi in 2003 claiming Saddam was a year away from having nukes.
 
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Starts here. The idiot responsible for the affidavit used a tool that returns any subdomain of .ايران.ir (which is not an official domain name extension under the .ir domain) as a real result that has existed in the past. Whether stupid or malicious? Who knows.

So edisonresearch.ايران.ir 'exists', but so does thetrumpcampaignisrunningascamtoraisemoneyforthernc.ايران.ir.

In the case of the other very dumb affidavit from Navid, he's a royalist deadender who wants the US to invade Iran. He's basically just a very low rent version of Ahmed Chalabi in 2003 claiming Saddam was a year away from having nukes.
Link doesn't work. 😭
 
The opposite is also true. People either worshiped Trump or acted like he was the devil himself.

At least with Biden, we can all agree he's shit.
Every president in my lifetime has been much closer to the devil than Jesus H Christ. I much prefer when the loony part of the right was adding up the letters in Obama's name to prove he was the devil or accusing Hillary of being a Satanic pedophile cannibal than when they were calling Trump God Emporer. At least Obama and Hillary suck even if calling them the devil is overkill.
 
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Right after the election an old friend of mine who spent decades in the political morass said Trump would resign in December so that Pence could issue him a blanket federal pardon. I thought he was being a bit dramatic until the tiny desk chat where Trump pretty much said that’s what he would do when the electoral college makes Biden official. Trump said he would resign and the only reason to do so would be so Pence could pardon him.

I guess Trump imitating Putin wouldn’t be surprising. (Putin recently had the Duma issue a decree ensuring full immunity for life from prosecution for former presidents)

The only problem is a federal pardon won’t protect him from state level criminal prosecution and the SDNY is off the bench and in the bullpen getting ready for January.
This but instead of resigning, Trump dies of COVID. I mean, it could happen. Especially since this happened: https://www.politico.com/amp/news/2...-gop-lunches-440897?__twitter_impression=true
Plus with a huge amount of cases around and in the WH, I pretty sure it will happen. And mind you, I voted Republican and other party in my state of Ohio with the main candidate I voted for being third party, because I thought Trump would die of Corona before the election. Granted it didn't happen, but if this month has shown me anything is that it could still happen, just not before the election.
 
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