"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[CatParty]

The man of the hour!

Phil was on Newsmax lol

Cwc never made it to this level of national news for boomers to lol at. He is able to get strangers to give him money for no real reason so you gotta work on that part Phil. But way to go getting into the running for lolcow of the year 2020

 

[cypocryphy]

I'm surprised Phil is still alive.

 

[CheesyBoy]

Gotta admit, Phil getting all this attention really tickles me. It's going to really be hilarious if he gets his ass arrested. The Portland City Police Department may be doing fuck-all to bring law and order to AnTardfa mongoloids, but the County Sheriffs and other law enforcement in the area have been federally deputized, so they can roll up to Phil's Ain't-ifa Barracks and haul his fat poseur ass to county lock-up. That will be fucking hilarious. I'll die from vacuum exposure if it happens, because my sides will be in orbit.

Wouldn't surprise me if police arrested him just because he'd be an easy target to make an example of. I'm not expecting any long term affects, just lock him up for a weekend, make a public statement to scare off the rest of his "friends", then slap some community service on him.

 

[Billy Herrington]

I actually think asexuality is one of the few identities Phil claims that is legit. Nearly every account we have if his sex life involves him crying. He may be physically middle-aged, but mentally he’s well below the age of consent, so sex probably is pretty traumatising for him.

The story is still funny, because Slingblade got turned down by an obese, deformed retard with trench foot. I particularly liked it when he complained, only for Twitter to scold him for not respecting his partner’s sexuality.

God, remember when Phil had that obsession with buying up cheap shitty whips and paddles and leather gear to hang on his walls because he fancied himself some kind of lifestyle dominatrix? All while having never used a piece of bondage equipment on anyone besides himself in his entire life.

 

[Thumb Butler]

Cwc never made it to this level of national news for boomers to lol at. He is able to get strangers to give him money for no real reason so you gotta work on that part Phil. But way to go getting into the running for lolcow of the year 2020

Ngo was so close to laughing on air. Phil, I mean the Crime Minister, really is too much. Yes, Phil is perhaps soon an Antitard superstar.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

The man of the hour!

Phil was on Newsmax lol

I like the bit where the anchor calls him Edward Scissorhands. I may refer to him as Philip Sausagehands in future.

God, remember when Phil had that obsession with buying up cheap shitty whips and paddles and leather gear to hang on his walls because he fancied himself some kind of lifestyle dominatrix? All while having never used a piece of bondage equipment on anyone besides himself in his entire life.

Yeah, he’s forgotten about his successful career as a sex worker.

 

[mindlessobserver]

The man of the hour!

Phil was on Newsmax lol

Our boy Phil has finally made it lol.

 

[Old Fart]

I'm surprised Phil is still alive.

I've toyed with the thought he's already dead and the multiple layers of unwashed garb just keep walking around by themselves.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Salty Cracker, Liberal Hivemind, and lots of other right wing Youtubers keep using pictures and video clips of Phil and I’m so sick of it.

The guy is not funny. He has never been funny.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

The man of the hour!

Phil was on Newsmax lol

Phil replied in the comments.
HI PHIL! I KNOW YOU ARE READING THIS!

 

[Witthel]

Phil replied in the comments.
HI PHIL! I KNOW YOU ARE READING THIS!
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Phil doesn't realize that correcting Ngo isn't the epic own he thinks it is.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Phil doesn't realize that correcting Ngo isn't the epic own he thinks it is.

He still doesn’t get the game that Ngo is playing. He’s taking NGO’s claims of being threatened at face value and doesn’t realise he’s being laughed at. I bet he thinks he looks like a total badass in that video.

In a weird way, his autism and stupidity are his protection. Most people would be utterly humiliated at this coverage. Phil isn’t smart enough to realise the world is making fun of him, and reactions like this just make them laugh harder.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Phil has finally become a face of something.

The gymnastics that the actually cognizant side of Antifa will have to perform to downplay any of the fallout will be entertaining to watch - possibly up to and including telling Phil point blank to fuck off and that he is no longer allowed to be part of the organization. After all, we know that actual anarchists can not stand Phil after getting him booted from an anarchist book store.

 

[fuckidunno]

"unwelcome" in portland!?! doesn't the gubment pay for his apartment?


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You ask for no compassion? oh my, then turn in your tard-checks as those are compassionate relief



Phil, first of all being the AustaLatinx military commander and a supersoldier running, as you say, barraks you'd be a public figure, sopeople are commenting on things that YOU post or take place in the public sphere (reduced expectation of privacy)

We certainly don't want you destroyed...you are a subspecies of lolcow -- you provide the comedy milk for our morning coffee and start our day with a hearty laugh.

I'd say people DO want you to stop being a danger to yourself and others. Being you can't even take care of your basic day-to-day livelihood, hygiene, etc - use-of-force is simply beyond yur capacity

perhaps getting some menial job would get you at least partially off government assistance and might provide some occupational therapy for you - We don't really expect you to ever be a fully productive member of ANY society (hence you estrangement from much of the Portland trans community) - but perhaps your negative impact on society could be partially mitigated

but as far as your perfromance art -- BY ALL MEANS CONTINUE

though I do miss the Lesbian Bike Messenger persona, so if you could do an encore of that - I would personally appreciate it. Maybe you could post videos of you riding -- With Tosh.0 leaving the air, there is a gap for internet disaster videos

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Phil has finally become a face of something.

The gymnastics that the actually cognizant side of Antifa will have to perform to downplay any of the fallout will be entertaining to watch - possibly up to and including telling Phil point blank to fuck off and that he is no longer allowed to be part of the organization. After all, we know that actual anarchists can not stand Phil after getting him booted from an anarchist book store.

Far left circles as a whole already hate Phil, so the chance of this happening is highly likely. He already made an ass of the Occupy crowd by being himself, so making an ass out of the ANTIFA crowd is already up and coming.

 

[The Dude]

Phil replied in the comments.
HI PHIL! I KNOW YOU ARE READING THIS!
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I'm pretty sure Phil was retardedly obsessing over his Antifa idols in 2016 leading up to the last election. So even Phil can't keep his own fucktarded story straight.

 

[AnOminous]

After all, we know that actual anarchists can not stand Phil after getting him booted from an anarchist book store.

Imagine being such an intolerably shitty person that you singlehandedly cause anarchists to form rules and then enforce them against you. He's like the anti-Socrates.

 

[Sonichu-choo trainwreck]

I kinda sorta want to see capitalist America fail just to watch Phil in the new world order

There isn't any fash left Phil...any job skills? no? ok here's your shit shovel you fat bastard- each to his ability - all hail the collective

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Phil's gonna stroke his micropeen even harder now.

I wonder if he regrets getting the chop in moments like these.

I kinda sorta want to see capitalist America fail just to watch Phil in the new world order

There isn't any fash left Phil...any job skills? no? ok here's your shit shovel you fat bastard- each to his ability - all hail the collective

My favorite part of antifa is that I’m convinced none of them have worked a day of hard labor in life. Like they’re either retards or the children of white collar parents.

 

[The Dude]

I wonder if he regrets getting the chop in moments like these.

My favorite part of antifa is that I’m convinced none of them have worked a day of hard labor in life. Like they’re either retards or the children of white collar parents.

Its hard to regret doing something that you lied about doing. Phil still hasn't provided evidence that he got his baby dick and tiny balls mangled inside-out that wasn't sketchy and questionable as fuck. The last bit of "proof" he provided of his GRS were photos of Phil pulling his pants halfway down his thighs and was obviously tucking his tiny twig and underdeveloped nuts, and this was over year after he claimed to have gotten GRS. And don't forget that Phil is a liar.