🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Last night, the cops approached Ethan to question him about Baked Alaska but he just got in a car and left. "The cops were actually pretty cool to be honest, but still I didn't feel like talking to them."

The agenda for today is meeting with Jaden and then the pool party stream where May will prance around like a thot for donations.

EDIT: He is demanding 20k lemons for May to put on a bikini. This is the lowest-effort pimping in the history of mankind.

EDIT 2: He's discussing the Flat Earth with a bunch of evangelists. They are claiming that accepting Jesus immediately and irrevocably grants you physical immortality, which is...not theologically correct according to any doctrine I've heard. They are now saying that people resist the belief that the Earth is flat exactly the way children resist learning that Santa is fake. The guy just explicitly denied the Holocaust too. :story:

EDIT 3: HE GAVE THE HOLOCAUST DENIER HIS CONTACT INFO! This fucking idiot never learns a single thing!

EDIT 4: He is close to the bikini goal, with Loveisa4letterword, a woman, providing most of it. Is she an actual cuckquean, who enjoys seeing May all up on Ethan?

EDIT 5: 10 minutes of riveting Chess content with May, filmed from the side
 
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Haru Okumura said:
Last night, the cops approached Ethan to question him about Baked Alaska but he just got in a car and left. "The cops were actually pretty cool to be honest, but still I didn't feel like talking to them."

The agenda for today is meeting with Jaden and then the pool party stream where May will prance around like a thot for donations.

EDIT: He is demanding 20k lemons for May to put on a bikini. This is the lowest-effort pimping in the history of mankind.
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If there's ever been an appropriate time for the Team America vomiting gif, it would be when this starts.
 
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Haru Okumura said:
Last night, the cops approached Ethan to question him about Baked Alaska but he just got in a car and left. "The cops were actually pretty cool to be honest, but still I didn't feel like talking to them."

The agenda for today is meeting with Jaden and then the pool party stream where May will prance around like a thot for donations.

EDIT: He is demanding 20k lemons for May to put on a bikini. This is the lowest-effort pimping in the history of mankind.
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He would make more having her put on the bikini and charging people to make her change
 
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Partial Interview with Black man
Ralph: I got banned of youtube
BM: What for?
Ralph:We raised 27k for saint judes during that stream we had a holocaust deb...
BM:"The holocaust is fake and gay"
Ralph: Yeah they dont like it when you talk about the holocaust
talking in megaphone : Yes beacuse it is run by a bunch of fake zionist jews that are the descenants of satan and they do lie
Ralph (ignores him and contiues): They don´´t like it at all the wallstreet journal wrote a hitpiece on me
BM: On you? Well you can tell the WSJ that im actually a jew by blood the blacks are the true jews of the bible, not the liars in Israel. So washington post i hope you find Jesus or... Well you know whats gonna happen.
Then he gave him his socials what a world we live in bois. Ethan "I never denied the holocaust" Ralph .
Even when hes talking to crazy people he has to brag about his little hitpiece. :story:
 
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Haru Okumura said:
Last night, the cops approached Ethan to question him about Baked Alaska but he just got in a car and left. "The cops were actually pretty cool to be honest, but still I didn't feel like talking to them."

The agenda for today is meeting with Jaden and then the pool party stream where May will prance around like a thot for donations.

EDIT: He is demanding 20k lemons for May to put on a bikini. This is the lowest-effort pimping in the history of mankind.
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Still can't figure out why these people hang out with him. Jaden was one of the top groyper war people, railing against TPUSA for degeneracy. Even fricking resigned as the TPUSA chapter leader or whatever. Then hang out with Ralph and all his baggage while he pimps out someone who is not his knocked up gf? I suppose we should be grateful it isn't his pregnant gf, but in a way showing the gender stuff is. So a pimp with two bitches then.
 
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Haru Okumura said:
He's discussing the Flat Earth with a bunch of evangelists. They are claiming that accepting Jesus immediately and irrevocably grants you physical immortality, which is...not theologically correct according to any doctrine I've heard. They are now saying that people resist the belief that the Earth is flat exactly the way children resist learning that Santa is fake. The guy just explicitly denied the Holocaust too.
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I wish people would stop associating true theories like holocaust denial with obvious bullshit like flat earth and Santa denial.
 
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Pump Meat said:
No and to be fair, May doesn't need to know Ralph either. The pairing has the usual dimension of exchanging "clout" for sexual favors which is a situation I imagine Ralph is familiar with and comfortable in executing, but if I'm at all correct in my assessment of May then there is another component. I think May displays compulsive behavior in regards to sex and Ralph is a means to satisfying that compulsion while simultaneously gaining some kind of "exposure" and a chance to network with the sociopaths at IP2.

May could fuck Gator and probably would if ever given an opportunity to do so, but Gator can only offer her the conventional boyfriend experience with normie accoutrements. Sure she likes dick, but she'd prefer that dick to be attached to someone who can exert influence on social media and internet communities. I think that goes some way in explaining her obvious crush on Null despite the complete disdain he has for her.
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Didn't read my post was a reference to gaytors infamous andy doesn't need to know to sinead
 
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Squire of Gothos said:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Enjoy child support @theralph you dumb fucker! Better get that grift into overdrive, you're our trained monkey now... you better start sucking up to IP2 and buy a speaker and get TTS because you're really gonna need that money now! Blade retired so they need another fat drunk that will do anything for a nickel. Ralph on Maury when?
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Ngl pretty hyped for RV7 featuring Ethan Ralph of the ralphretort dot com.
 
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