"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

I love Phil in all his starchy glory and his mongoloid scribbles being reported on in a serious manner, it makes it even funnier.

 

[JY's Tampon]

Called it!

Also she's a loose-lipped moron spilling her spaghetti all over the internet. No wonder she was relegated to Beaverton with ADF. Some tards can't be wrangled.

Hope she thanks philth for helping dox her

Yeah, just like Phil's involvement with antifa he did the bare minimum in doxing Stacy. She made the cardinal mistakes.
1. Sperging about her involvement on social media
2. Giving her name to a photographer
3. Having anything to do with Phil

 

[TurdFondler]

Girl's gonna get a case of trench foot if she keeps wearing Sorels when it's not actually cold out.

So of course she's with Phil.

 

[AnOminous]

Fucking lol, even Phil’s fellow Antifats know he’s “not a threat to society.” This confirms the theory that they humour his delusions of being a “super soldier.” This also explains why they put up with him when he maces his own side.

The fucking idiot maced a fellow supersoaker. What an amazing retard. So Phil not only maced his tard wrangler but also got her doxed as an idiot hick so useless their only use for her was as a tard wrangler for spud boy. I guess this answers why he's no longer welcome in antifag circles.

 

[The Dude]

The whole Beaverton "protest" made me LOL so hard, because it was Phil and his new nanny all dressed up in their best sweatshop mall ninja gear, patting each other over how "badass" they were...all while marching down a quiet street in a white suburb while surrounded by parents and their kids. Truly they were patrolling the mean streets, keeping everyone safe from murderous Nazis. On a safe, quiet suburban street. So stunning and brave!

 

[Sonichu-choo trainwreck]

Fucking lol, even Phil’s fellow Antifats know he’s “not a threat to society.” This confirms the theory that they humour his delusions of being a “super soldier.” This also explains why they put up with him when he maces his own side.

He's a quintessential useful idiot in that way - sarificial lamb
I think Dr Rhys should get Phil on the track to start crying "see, see, troons can lose horribly"

thank God Dr Rhys hasn't gone all "sport is a right including skeet", Phil would shoot his foot off

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Like they’re either retards or the children of white collar parents.

IIRC some survey around the time Orange Man took office found the majority of ANTIFA members still live with their parents.

 

[Sonichu-choo trainwreck]

what??

Why would I want Phil hurt?? That's ludicrous
Agreed he shouldn't have mace, he already zapped his gal pal who got field medical attention from it. also the can might have small pieces that Phil could take off and swallow

But I think we all want phil healthy (well, that's a big ask on Cheese and Mountain dew) or at least up and waddling out to suburban protests with the other 5th graders

Violence? noooo, Just look how much better this thread is now that Phil's back in action.

Phil we love you! 10 minutes of visiting your unreality is just the escapism we need from a day of hard work (nothing about you Phil is in danger of reminding anyone of work)
On behalf of Kiwifarms : Phil, you complete me

 

[Andy Ngo]

IIRC some survey around the time Orange Man took office found the majority of ANTIFA members still live with their parents.

Here's a more recent survey about them from Seattle



'...there was a knock at the door of Little’s Everett apartment when police came to arrest his 25-year-old son and search the family’s apartment.

“It’s hard to believe. We don’t know Jake like that. It’s not the kind of boy he is,” Little said.'

Many Seattle protesters arrested are white, from other cities, analysis finds

An analysis of nearly 100 arrest records found nearly 50% of people arrested during Seattle protests were white.

www.king5.com

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Phil is much more valuable alive than dead. After all, how can Phil give us lolcow antics when he is dead?

 

[The Dude]

Here's a more recent survey about them from Seattle

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'...there was a knock at the door of Little’s Everett apartment when police came to arrest his 25-year-old son and search the family’s apartment.

“It’s hard to believe. We don’t know Jake like that. It’s not the kind of boy he is,” Little said.'

Many Seattle protesters arrested are white, from other cities, analysis finds

An analysis of nearly 100 arrest records found nearly 50% of people arrested during Seattle protests were white.

www.king5.com

There it is in black and white: every single one of these AnTardfa cocksuckers are just like Phil. They're all just retarded children pitching a massive tantrum because they can't adjust to the requirements of being a grown-ass adult. I would say that Phil is even slightly better than 99% of AnTardfa cucks since he's living in his own apartment on his own, but then I remembered that Phil may as well be living with mommy still since the tax payers are paying for his apartment, and if he wasn't taking advantage of such subsidized housing for retards that includes restrictions that make it nearly impossible for his landlord to kick him out then there would be no way he could continue being mature and responsible enough to not be evicted. So even in Phil's "independence" he still needs adults to watch over him, hold his hand the whole time, and do all the heavy lifting for him. And now he has a babysitter who goes with him to "marches" and "protests" intended for families who have small children so he can pretend to be a badass revolutionary supper slopper. Maybe in another year Phil will even be able to graduate from Pampers Pull-Ups to real underoos! Mommy, wow! Phil's a big kid now!

 

[Positron]

Here is my favorite part. While she's not from the area she's well aware that Phil is a sped and can fly off into tard rage at any moment.
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Stacy is wrong (and retarded) in assuming Phil can't be a threat to society simply because he is retarded. Cowards like Phil can behave extremely erratically when scared, and although Phil doesn't have access to really dangerous weapons like firearm, those knives and pepper spray he has can still hurt some innocent people badly.

Is that a new pic? Is he reading the thread and taking the advice to cover his tard eyes?

Phil reads this thread religiously, because he knows full well we are the only people who still give a fuck about him.

 

[The Dude]

Stacy is wrong (and retarded) in assuming Phil can't be a threat to society simply because he is retarded. Cowards like Phil can behave extremely erratically when scared, and although Phil doesn't have access to really dangerous weapons like firearm, those knives and pepper spray he has can still hurt some innocent people badly.


Phil reads this thread religiously, because he knows full well we are the only people who still give a fuck about him.

And everytime he does he spends the next four hours bouncing and squeaking in impotent rage, because it really upsets Phil that we are always laughing at him. Phil desperately wants more than anything to be taken seriously and for us to view him as the dangerous badass his delusions tell him he is, so it sets him off worse than anything that his "mortal enemies" at Kiwi Farms only see him as nothing but a joke. You'd think he would get tired of spending so much of his time coming here only to get worked up into a bouncing, squeaking tard fit and he would learn to just ignore us, but that would require Phil to have a tiny shred of maturity and self-control. And if Phil could manage that then he wouldn't have earned himself a spot as one of the internet's longest running laughingstocks.

 

[Grand Fucktard]

You'd think he would get tired of spending so much of his time coming here only to get worked up into a bouncing, squeaking tard fit and he would learn to just ignore us, but that would require Phil to have a tiny shred of maturity and self-control. And if Phil could manage that then he wouldn't have earned himself a spot as one of the internet's longest running laughingstocks.

We're doing him a solid, it's probably the only cardio exercise he gets

See phil, we care

 

[The Dude]

We're doing him a solid, it's probably the only cardio exercise he gets

See phil, we care

You mean a leisurely stroll down a safe suburban street in some white neighborhood that would barely get a normal person's heart rate up, while "protesting" with a bunch of middle-class people and their children doesn't count as exercise?

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Here is my favorite part. While she's not from the area she's well aware that Phil is a sped and can fly off into tard rage at any moment.
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anyone tard shielding Phil I like to imagine Phil standing right next to them.

“Phil isn’t a threat to society”

*phil whips out his combat knife bought from amazon and says he will destroy the west*

”Antifa is isnt a criminal organization!!”

*phil agrees whiles positing from his “crimeminister of antifa account*

He's a quintessential useful idiot in that way - sarificial lamb
I think Dr Rhys should get Phil on the track to start crying "see, see, troons can lose horribly"

thank God Dr Rhys hasn't gone all "sport is a right including skeet", Phil would shoot his foot off

i’m just glad he adopted the “Antifa superhero“ persona and didn’t get into religion. If he became a Muslim I’m pretty sure he would’ve been put to very good use by the Imam.

 

[Grand Fucktard]

You mean a leisurely stroll down a safe suburban street in some white neighborhood that would barely get a normal person's heart rate up, while "protesting" with a bunch of middle-class people and their children doesn't count as exercise?

tard-bouncing and hyperventilating when he reads kiwi posts

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

i’m just glad he adopted the “Antifa superhero“ persona and didn’t get into religion. If he became a Muslim I’m pretty sure he would’ve been put to very good use by the Imam.

Phil will always be someone's useful idiot since he's too dumb to realize the ruse.

 

[obliviousbeard]

i’m just glad he adopted the “Antifa superhero“ persona and didn’t get into religion. If he became a Muslim I’m pretty sure he would’ve been put to very good use by the Imam.

Well, I am fairly sure thet Phil, washing, praying or good deeds won't fit in same positive context so he'd be shunned. Not to mention brown people are scary to him.

 

[Andy Ngo]

And everytime he does he spends the next four hours bouncing and squeaking in impotent rage, because it really upsets Phil that we are always laughing at him. Phil desperately wants more than anything to be taken seriously and for us to view him as the dangerous badass his delusions tell him he is, so it sets him off worse than anything that his "mortal enemies" at Kiwi Farms only see him as nothing but a joke. You'd think he would get tired of spending so much of his time coming here only to get worked up into a bouncing, squeaking tard fit and he would learn to just ignore us, but that would require Phil to have a tiny shred of maturity and self-control. And if Phil could manage that then he wouldn't have earned himself a spot as one of the internet's longest running laughingstocks.

That's the Antifa A Team from Portland. They were in the Portland suburb of Vancouver, Washington yesterday.

They look like tards that got mainstreamed instead of the full special education experience.

And then someone stole the wheels off of their car