🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Jump]

Him not going to jail means the story continues. If he was locked up for months what the fuck would be talk about? Thats why I don't think it was a kiwifarmer.

 

[Fake News Anchor]

Oh no. Null played his one card and now it's failed! What ever will he do to the Ralphamale next?

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

I thank Allah and the Prophet Muhammed (PBUH) that Ethan Oliver Ralph was not arrested and we will continue to get enjoyment from him and his silly adventures out in the world.

 

[Spectre_06]

Well guys I gots a confession to make.

 

[AnOminous]

Last night, the cops approached Ethan to question him about Baked Alaska but he just got in a car and left. "The cops were actually pretty cool to be honest, but still I didn't feel like talking to them."

Let it never be said that Ethan Ralph never does something smart.

I'm thinking that Ralph is a fucking moron, to the point that he has absolutely violated parole and completely unintentionally.

Though he usually follows it up with a return to form.

 

[Haru Okumura]

If he is indeed going live again later tonight, then this is the highest Pillstream potential we've ever seen.

 

[Glade Candles]

Ralph always posts a photo with the cops when he gets "swatted," why hasn't that happened? I bet someone else has access to the account.

 

[Love Machine]

Well guys I gots a confession to make.

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That's really fucking gay bud.

 

[MeltyTW]

lmfao he doxed his own gf, the bar for "owning" the alawgs keeps getting lower and lower, soon itll be a win because we dont have a holocaust death camp of gunty and capos

 

[Maskull]

I had hoped for so much more than this. My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.

 

[Squire of Gothos]

Ralph broke free!

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1333224143509078016

https://archive.vn/wip/PzMAx

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I wonder what "fake report" led him to be detained for nearly an hour... it seemed like they were there to arrest him and take him in for some kind of outstanding thing, not a swatting.

 

[Spectre_06]

That's really fucking gay bud.

I would think the "It was I, Dio!" portion that would make it obvious it's a joke, but here we are.

 

[Sam Losco]

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They want your blood Samlosco alloneword.

Bonus Seethe:
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Whatever bitches, wasn't me.

Well guys I gots a confession to make.

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Disavow.

 

[BULLY HUNTER_77]

Well guys I gots a confession to make.

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If true, this is dumb. It means you've vindicated Gator.

 

[Kingu Cinnamon]

I would think the "It was I, Dio!" portion that would make it obvious it's a joke, but here we are.

As someone with a Jojo character in my profile, the "it was me Dio" is the worst jojoke

 

[Elric of Melnibone]

are you able to elaborate?

I have another leak almost ready, and he can't read his thread in jail.

 

[Jack Awful]

Mmm... Corn...

 

[Spectre_06]

As someone with a Jojo character in my profile, the "it was me Dio" is the worst jojoke

There's worse and you know it.

 

[Ethan Ralphs Micro Penis]

I have another leak almost ready, and he can't read his thread in jail.

Ready as in you want to drop it tonight when he goes back online?

 

[Sam Losco]

Yeah, I don't play on the phone and I certainly don't call in SWATings. You faggot low-IQ Ralph gunt suckers can blame me all you want, but it wasn't me.

Also, I only use the SamLosco name for KF and shit associated to it, so good luck trying to find shit on me.