Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Yknow, that makes me wonder if Werner was ever under the bridge
Highly likely. That whole downtown area is sort of the only place for hundreds miles around where you can survive as an on-foot homeless person. You can't exactly go Jeremiah Johnson out in the woods with the winters. Camping in the desert is hard because no water. The 'burbs and rural small towns won't have you. Under that bridge is kinda it until you hit Seattle.
 
Highly likely. That whole downtown area is sort of the only place for a hundreds miles around where you can survive as an on-foot homeless person. You can't exactly go Jerimiah Johnson out in the woods with the winters. Camping in the desert is hard because no water. The 'burbs won't have you. Under that bridge is kinda it.
Now that you mention it, i dont recall seeing any homeless people going too far from the bridge in the first place, probs one or two streets over tops
 
Damn, I forgot that it got to the single digits. Im impressed that the people under the bridge on the way to the hospital can survive during the winter
If that finger really is as bad as it looks it has practically no circulation. The first time Lucas falls asleep in the cold will be the last time he has that finger.
 
Now that you mention it, i dont recall seeing any homeless people going too far from the bridge in the first place, probs one or two streets over tops
I'm in the area. Not very close but close enough. I've given a couple of rides to drifters to downtown or to a bus stop that takes them that way because there ain't shit outside of that area for them. They will die when the weather moves in.

Also, it gives me an excuse to swing by Dick's Burgers. Which they cleaned up. They are doing this artsy transformation thing down there which I'm not sure I'm on board with. It attracts Californians.
 
If that finger really is as bad as it looks it has practically no circulation. The first time Lucas falls asleep in the cold will be the last time he has that finger.
What would he do with the finger tho, it would seem kinda weird to just leave it on the ground or somethin

I'm in the area. Not very close but close enough. I've given a couple of rides to drifters to downtown or to a bus stop that takes them that way because there ain't shit outside of that area for them. They will die when the weather moves in.

Also, it gives me an excuse to swing by Dick's Burgers. Which they cleaned up. They are doing this artsy transformation thing down there which I'm not sure I'm on board with. It attracts Californians.
Im kinda surprised that drifters can survive downtown tbh, especially when the city doesnt plow the roads.

Did Dicks at least keep the dope ass neon sign?
 
STFU Fatty.
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Im kinda surprised that drifters can survive downtown tbh, especially when the city doesnt plow the roads.

Did Dicks at least keep the dope ass neon sign?
Yeah. Dick's is still the same place. You just don't get mobbed by the homeless panhandlers and tweakers anymore. You are either a paying customer or their security people toss you out. They reworked the intersection too so they can't wander in the I-90 offramp anymore either.

As far as why they survive. UGM mostly. All the shelters, soup kitchens, and things are down there. It's where the support structure is. There are some a bit farther out but they are for people with their shit a bit more together than the Wern and Co.
 
Yeah. Dick's is still the same place. You just don't get mobbed by the homeless panhandlers and tweakers anymore. You are either a paying customer or their security people toss you out. They reworked the intersection too so they can't wander in the I-90 offramp anymore either.

As far as why they survive. UGM mostly. All the shelters and things are down there. It's where the support structure is. There are some a bit farther out but they are for people with their shit a bit more together than the Wern and Co.
Good cuz i liked the dope ass sign.

Does the UGM offer medical services? That might be a way to solve the finger problem
 
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Im kinda surprised that drifters can survive downtown tbh, especially when the city doesnt plow the roads.

Did Dicks at least keep the dope ass neon

It's at least every other year the downtown clean team finds a frozen homeless person in an alley. If Lucas keeps it up, he will be a statistic as well. A fingerless statistic nonetheless.
Sorry I fucked up the quotes. ^^me
 
Good cuz i liked the dope ass sign.

Does the UGM offer medical services? That might be a way to solve the finger problem
Going to Sacred Heart hospital might be the best way to solve that. They do a fair amount of charitable outreach (Catholics, yo) and work pretty close with the homeless wranglers in making sure the folks under the bridge don't die.
 
Fair point, but arent they pretty full/busy rn with the covids?
Lol no. Not for simple outpatient ER shit. Spokane is a massive regional medical hub. Not only that but Sacred Heart is the multi-state "you have ebola" hospital. Current covid cases barely fill up their special disease ward.

He could totally get care if he went.
 
Lol no. Not for simple outpatient ER shit. Spokane is a massive regional medical hub. Not only that but Sacred Heart is the multi-state "you have ebola" hospital. Current covid cases barely fill up their special disease ward.

He could totally get care if he went.
Is he just lazy then or too crazy to comprehend the fact he might lose his finger
 
He's in rare form this afternoon it would seem. This has gotta be some end stage level insanity.
you know, if he's trying to annoy "racist Republicans" or whatever, then why would a theoretically racist term for blacks annoy them? you'd figure it'd annoy the socialist woke crowd far more. and further, i'm pretty sure Facebook timelines (i haven't used FB in years maybe i'm wrong) require subscribing to a person's feed to show you their posts. for people that aren't on his friends list, he's completely invisible/inaudible.

how much do people want to bet he's seething and muttering and stammering and furtively glancing around and "quietly" yelling this nonsense sitting on a park bench, Motel 6 bedroom, or his couch surf shack?
 
This may be an odd question but...can diabetes or whatever disease that's effecting his fingers & toes also effect his (micro)penis? Could that have to get the choppity-chop?

Its not unheard of, as the same issues that cause vascular problems in fingers and toes can do the same with a penis, given how important blood flow is to it. Though generally untreated diabetes is much more likely to cause impotence due to said blood flow problems. For lucas i'd say that is almost as bad

Scribbler said:
Looks like the typical "you will do this if you love me" abuser shit.

With all these suicide threats and 'you'll do x if you love me' nonsense i'm starting to think this should be lucas's official theme song:


mothman96 said:
Got this from her FB "Jewels Helping Hands". The warming shelter:

That place really does look like a crackhouse. There are less seedy looking crackhouses in east vancouver ffs

Trainwreck said:
I'm no spacial genius, but those cots sure as fuck don't look 6ft apart

Indeed, which could get the idiot running that place in all kinds of serious shit at this point, especially if it leads to a covid outbreak due to that

STFU Fatty.

It looks like hes trying to cosplay as a cheap crackhead hitman from colombia in that pic
 
Oh my god, Lucas' latest instagram video. He's sniffing someone's deodorant and pantomiming eating it out for some reason. Guess he's really all in on supporting Biden. He also confirmed in the video before that that he traded the DS Goldaor gave him for a meal. Even more classic Lucas than selling it for pot. And he probably feels perfectly vindicated because Goldaor said he'd vote for Trump even though he's not even American.

Edit: I stopped watching that first video because I was worried he might piss on camera but I guess he actually did. Horrifying.
 
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Oh my god, Lucas' latest instagram video. He's sniffing someone's deodorant and pantomiming eating it out for some reason. Guess he's really all in on supporting Biden. He also confirmed in the video before that that he traded the DS Goldaor gave him for a meal. Even more classic Lucas than selling it for pot. And he probably feels perfectly vindicated because Goldaor said he'd vote for Trump even though he's not even American.

Edit: I stopped watching that first video because I was worried he might piss on camera but I guess he actually did. Horrifying.
His ability to actually be more repulsive than the day before is astounding. In fact, it’s the one thing he excels at. What in the fuck does he think recording himself peeing is going to do? Does he think that’ll get the baes? 🤮

And simply listening to him talk about food is nauseating. Pasta, parm cheese, tortillas and hot sauce? That sounds absolutely awful. Who in the fuck is this mystery friend?!
 
Did I hear right at the :06 mark -- "She just mopped the floor". There's a woman in that house too?

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I have headphones on and watched the “deodorant sniffing” video. There’s a TV in the background, but I swear I could hear what sounds like a woman’s voice very faintly off camera.

I think pissing on camera is a new level of grossness for Lucas, especially since his urine appears abnormally dark. Posted after 4am Spokane time, he sounds pretty intoxicated.
 
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