🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[buying gf]

I just remembered where I knew Alice from.

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What's the most you've ever lost on a carjacking?

 

[Haru Okumura]

When asked who swatted him: "I think it was probably Dispatch, to be honest with you. He was bragging about it. I think it was Xander."

You really can't make this shit up. He even used almost the exact same verbiage. Ethan is losing it.

 

[Chiri]

She’s fucking cute UwU
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She actually looks a bit like Max from Life is Strange, now that I think about it.

 

[Sam Losco]

@PhoBingas @Sam Losco please sirs, don't make us give the gunt views

Then so am I
He's blaming Xander for the ''swatting'' now.

I'll let Pho take this DMCA claim. I'm done for a bit. It's exhausting and soul killing to listen to that much wigger.

 

[Harlan Wick]

So let's do a livestream which is boring as fuck to own the farm and milk the pay pigs?

 

[Crystal Golem]

Ethan walking! We're gonna get a walk-up to the crack shack!

Nevermind he's going to another protest.

 

[PonPonPataPon]

She actually looks a bit like Max from Life is Strange, now that I think about it.
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Honestly, I think she's more of a combination of her hair and the blue-haired one's face.

 

[Chiri]

>"They said she tried to do a car jacking, I don't know if that's true."
The video was posted in this thread, Ralph, so you definitely should've seen it. ;^)

 

[Crystal Golem]

Ralph is looking for Alice! Oh shit we thought it was over!

"Lost mah gat dam oakleys earlier!"

 

[Delicious Diversity]

When I first saw Alice I thought it was Emily Youcis after losing weight. She is kinda cute, mental illness included. Ralph is still winning.

Dude I thought the exact same thing. When she was there at the party I was like "Youcis is there and drugged out of her mind? What?". Then I realised it was a different girl, but the resemblance is definitely there. She is quite pretty imo and funny to watch.

However, she's not just quirky or eccentric; she clearly has severe mental health issues and/or drug abuse problems. She is the sort of woman who would ruin your life, attack you with a kitchen knife and get you in jail over delusional rape accusations. Fuck, she might even be one of those schizo girls who castrate their BFs in their sleep. Do not touch if you have any sense whatsoever.

Especially you, Ethan. Think with your Gunt instead of your microdick for once bro.

 

[Cow Poly]

He’s looking everywhere for Alice and his chat is thirsty.
Based based based based

 

[Jump]

He seems way to sober for this to be entertaining.

 

[Crystal Golem]

"ralph on the hunt for another mentally ill children to pop his thumb into" - @PhoBingas

The very next second:

Ralph: "This is what my life has come to."

 

[Derpy]

He’s looking everywhere for Alice and his chat is thirsty.
Based based based based

Lol, “chat is thirsty”
His own fans can’t tolerate him now without a female side kick/piece.

 

[Gilbert Grape]

He seems way to sober for this to be entertaining.

oh ye of little faith. I was serious when I said Ralph IRL streaming is brilliant. Even better than Baked Alaska.

 

[Sam Losco]

He's already in her Instagram DMs.

 

[PumpkinSpiceBitchMeringue]

He stopped the stream: "I'll be back in a minute".

 

[Cow Poly]

he turned off his stream so he can check IG and yt to try and stalk her more thoroughly. You better find her fast piggy

 

[Chiri]

Stream is back.

 

[Crystal Golem]

Jesus christ if he doesn't find and nail her at this point he's going to look like a complete simp.

Edit: they found her.

Gunt seething about woozah again.